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Sometimes think about changing your first name to a phrase
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Chased cats with a baseball bat and a can of lighter fluid when you
were a kid |
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Have
ongoing subscription to monthly detective magazine |
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Assign affectionate pet names to the many weapons you own
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Spend a lot of money on bleach because of tough, stubborn stains in
clothing |
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Increase speed of your car when someone ahead of you in next lane
puts on their blinker |
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Never seem to laugh at jokes that other people find very funny
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Dream you live in Utopian society where everyone knows your name
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Frequently hear voices of people talking, even though you're
completely alone |
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Feel
strange gratification when driving by fatal automobile accident
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Like
to repeatedly utter the saying, 'I don't get mad, I get even' |
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Memorized list of good comebacks to say in anticipation of verbal
confrontations |
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Wonder what it would be like to sacrifice a virgin to the gods
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Quickly volunteered to be first in biology class to dissect frog
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Feel
misunderstood when people don't respond to you the way you think they
should |
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Frequently daydream during seemingly intense conversations with
other people |
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Like
to do the unexpected when playing games, even if it means you'll lose
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Didn't attend high school prom because Gilligan's Island rerun was
on t.v. that night |
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Talk
to your bathroom mirror reflection as if it were a real person |
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Able
to understand what animals say, especially when sober
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