Are You Going To Hell?

Place a checkmark next to any statement that applies to you:

	Have occasionally asked your god to damn something		Have watched movies that contain graphic violence and/or brief nudity
	Once undressed people with your eyes at a family gathering   (be honest)		Feel powerful and satisfied after you squish a fly or other insect
	You do not send Christmas cards to anyone unless they send one to you first		Have been elected or appointed to any kind of political office where an oath is required
	Have considered selling your soul for something you thought was cool		Last time you attended church, dinosaurs roamed the earth
	Don't understand what's so bad about alcohol, since it makes you feel so good		Have said to your God while praying, 'If you give me this, I'll never ask for anything again'
	Sometimes use the lord's name in vain, especially when you can't find the t.v. remote		Sometimes bet on sporting events, even though you have no money to spare
	Have engaged in sexual acts for reasons other than procreation		Have coveted your neighbor's wife, husband, daughter, son or pet
	Participated in any kind of ceremony where a human or animal sacrifice was required		Usually laugh hysterically when the punch line of a dirty joke is communicated to you
	Consume milk daily, even though you sometimes prefer goat's blood		Get frustrated when playing on a Ouija board because it never seems to answer correctly
	Once uttered the phrase, 'I could just kill you'		Are active participant in the stock market

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