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Here at Shredders Anonymous we aren't about helping you overcome your addiction to "SHRED", in fact we encourage your addiction. Here is a little test for you. This test will help you determine if you are actually addicted to "SHRED" or not. If you truly are an addict you should answer all 12 questions correctly. When you are finished with the test please take the time to Submit your answers and any comments that you may have to us and confess that you are addicted to "SHRED". We will add all the "Self-Professed" addicts to the list on the bottom of this page. Here it goes:...


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1. Which of the following bands do you like?:

NSYNC
Korn
Yngwie Malmsteen


2. Which would you prefer to wear?:

A Leather Jacket and a Stratovarious T-Shirt
Tommy Hillfinger Shirt, Pants, & Underwear
Baggy Pants and a Puff-Daddy T-Shirt


3. For Christmas you would prefer:

A large dildo made from rare Brazilian rain forest wood
To get DRUNK
A Village People CD


4. How do you SHRED?:

Use a metal object to cut up carrotts and cheese
Do a BIG trick on a snowboard off of a cliff
Do an Ultra-fast solo on a Y.J.M. Signature Strat


5. Who's better?:

"FREEK"
Chris
They both RULE !!!


6. Can you SHRED on a guitar?:

YES! I can SHRED faster than the speed of light !!!
YES!!! I have an accoustic that I play Bob Dylan Songs on
NO, but I can play the Skin Flute !


7. Does your social life extend beyond playing SHRED and listening to guitar?:

NO... I have no social life, SHRED is my life!!!
YES, I am president of the Accounting Club!
YES, I don't play the guitar and I don't like SHRED!


8. You would rather:

Rape a goat with your uncle Billy Bob instead of moving to L.A. to become a multi-millionaire Guitar God
Receive a Purple heart for selling your guitar
Get a new Strat instead of screwing a fine chick


9. Which of the following do you find the most romantic?:

Having unprotected Anal-sex in front of a barrel with a fire in it with a 10$ male Norweigan prostitute you picked up at a gay biker bar
Putting new strings on your Guitar while watching a Porno movie
Watching "Titanic" for the 27th time


10. What is your guitar's name (or what would you name your guitar if you had one)?:

Something like....Thunder, The Evil One, Hells Fire, Mr. Shred or Black Shred
Something like....Ice T, Bob Dole, Guitar Spice, Amberdawn, Enis Haddad or C.C. DeVille
I dont have a name for my Guitar


11. Who is the ultimate SHREDDER?:

Stevie Ray Vaughn
Yngwie Johann Malmsteen
Hanson's guitarist


12. Are you addicted to SHRED?:

Yes
No
Maybe


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