(Yngwie and April enter after Jerry Presents The Subject)
Springer: So tell me Yngwie, Why are you so angry?
Yngwie: Well First of all Jerry, Joe Stump Trys to look like me and play Guitar Like me..You know? And he is a Arogant Egotistical Bastard!
Springer: Well there Yngwie, From what i heard you too are a Arogant Egotistical bastard...
April: Yeah, I have hade enough of you Yngwie....I have given you a child and happyness and what have you given me? Dirty underwear with brown stain marks on them and Acouple cheese love songs! And you are as fast in bed as your are at Guitar Playing..
Springer: You have a secret that you want to tell Yngwie, isnt that right?
April: Yeah...Yngwie....I Have been having sex with Joe Stump
(Yngwie pushes the chair back and yells)
Yngwie: You F***** S***!!! How dare you?
(Joe Stump enters the studeo, And Yngwie charges at him....)
Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
(The Guards try to pull Joe and Yngwie apart but Yngwie has a fim grip on Joes left testicle and wont let go)
April: Leave him alone Yngwie!!
(Joe and Yngwie are now Bitchslaping eachother and calling eachother names, After acouple minutes the Guards finaly calm down things..)
Springer: Ok, can we continue now? Yngwie? Joe?
Yngwie: Yeah..go ahead, But my lawyers are going to get you Joe!
Joe: HAhaaha, Just like they got that Brasilian Transvesti you marryed before?
(Yngwie charges at Joe with a chair that he is going to hit him with, The guards throw theselfs at Yngwie and stop him. Yngwie sits down again)
Springer: April...You have another secret that you would like to tell both Yngwie...What is that Secret?
April: Yngwie....Me and Joe are getting Marryed. (April takes Yngwies wedding ring and bows down by Joe) Will you marry me Joe?
Joe: (Looks suprised) But april...I just hade sex with you because i want to be like Yngwie...I dont care about you, You where mearly a trophy in my colection.
(April slaps Joe and kicks him in the nuts)
Springer: Stop it for gods sake. How much punishment can a mans groin take?
(The Guards take April back to her seat)
Springer: Well...Yngwie what do you have to say to Joe now?
Yngwie: Um...Ya know? I, um...Oh screw this!!
(Yngwie runs back stage and grabs his guitar and runs out to his Firarri with a Sold Tag on it. Yngwie starts crying like a baby..But sudenly Jenny Macarty comes along, and marrys Yngwie.."Dont ask me why or how...")
Back in the Studeo
Springer: Oh well....So what are you going to do now April? Neather Joe or Yngwie wants you...
April: Well...i have been offered a spot in the spice girls as "Spread Spice", i think that im going to take that offer!
Springer: And you Joe?
Joe: Im going to record an album with The Village People....and im going to get some nice fake breast like Marlyn Manson. That should boost my record selling..
Jerry's Final Thought
Springer: Well...What we have seen today just shows how fame and glory can take over people and drive them to insanity....THank you for watching. Take care of yourself, and others...Im off to make some pornomovies with Bob Dole now.