Tell me what you think of my page. Love it?, Hate it? Think i'm a cunt? Want to sit on my knee and let me tell you a story?
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you know how sometimes you know you shouldnt be laughing at something because you know its offensive or disgusting or rude or just plain stupid? but you JUST CANT HELP YOURSELF!!!
well, there's my reaction to your page...
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my dear-
you are a wierd, wierd little fuck... i like ya. and sure, i suppose if i were offered the chance, i could not waist an opportunity to spank your bare ass. oh, and you make a cute chickedy. blessed be, jh
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I think your site is ridiculous, it makes you look unintelligent in the very highest degree. You are one of those stupid kids at a party who nurse a beer all night and then act goofy and claim you're drunk. Get a life and stop wetting the bed! By the way,
you have been chosen as the GEEK of the WEEK. Stop on by and take a look at what we really think of you.
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u r fucking sexy
mail me
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You're a dork. Are you aware you site is one of the cheeziest sites posted on "Cheeziest Goth sites of the week?" Its a web page obviously. You need to get a life and grow up. You are ri-goddamn-diculous. The pics you posted of you in drag about made me w
nna keel over and vomit.
You're a disgrace to humanity. Kill yourself
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you suck... this page is a discrace to all satanist, goths, freaks whatever you may call them... fuck you and your stupid site.
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I love the site. Depends on how naughty u were.
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~*~ cool site! and yes i would like to spank you're bare lil booty! and oh yea, your girraffe's booty too! ooh la la! but seriously cool site. COOL BEANS!! :)~*~ })i({
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get some snuff videos on this site!it'd go well!some poor unsuspecting victim about to do a bungi jump with rope too long.or people gettin shot whatever rocks your coffin.
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I might spank you........never know =)
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Its truly amazing what kind of shit you can find on the web by typing in catchy phrases like "fuck the world", now isnt it? I must say you are a sick bastard and you have quite a nice site here! oh yeah almost forgot i love the umm...pussy pictures you h
ve posted... very inventive i must say...
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ummm......yeah
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I like your site, better than mine (I have....hmm none) & you are so cute, I'd like to spank you're little bare butt!!!
In my dreams in my head... You will always be in my bead... Wildest dream coming true... Don't wake me up while I'm fucking you :)
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well i LOVED the site, and you really turn me on, thats all i have to say.
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yes i probably would spank you...you naughty boy..
Mind if i use the whip?
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I LOVED YOU SITE I'D BANG YOU RIGHT NOW AND RIP OFF YOUR CLOTHES IF YOU WERE IN MY ROOM..HOW SOON CAN YOU BE HERE??
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Hi, I'd just like to say that I saw your site and what you look like, you stupid piece of crap. You remind me of that chick, Wednesday, from the Addam's Family.
Do you have any sphincter piercings, or is that too bizarre for a freak like you? :)
Later, twit
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cool site, you can spank my bottom anytime. Not too bad, i just came across it, and checked it out. pretty funny-drop me a line sometime-juan
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Yes i like this web page it is very very amusing!
And oh yes of couse id love to spnk your little bare ass! All night long YUP YUP Id Spank your ass tell it bled HEY i might even nibble on it
°REBEL°
°CHRISTINE°
(im not a christian)
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well i don't mean to be rude but i just have to say you don't look as a woman but you are very cute and i'd scronk you and yeah i don't know what else to say um. . . have a good day and don't die
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why dont you put some intelligence into your site, you claim to be in college but your a complete moron. beavis and butthead, ha, how old are you 12?? people like you give the outkasts of society a bad name.
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Better than most website. Don't quit your day job, but keep up the relatively 'good' work you've put into it.
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This site is rather pathetic and about as common as you can get. The 'goth' underworld is quite pathetic as well. Your so diffrent yet the same as thousands of other people. So much for individuality. Ah well. Have a nice life.
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I love this site, I couldn't help but laugh at alotta shyt.. it's pretty funny. And I noticed we have alot in common.. ALOT, especially the hate page you have, I hate everything you do. Your pretty kewl, and I'd love to talk to you more.. Drop me a line a
ytime.
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Yes i like your site (don't know why it was put on the cheesiest webpages site)...and sorry, maybe later.
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Er, I hope this site is another stileproject joke, I really do. If not, well then, please get an html editor and sell some sperm to get a domain, cause pages on Geocities just ain't cutting it. Your page has potential but I see it just as stolen images an
horrible use of QuickTime. Right...
In pacis requisat
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Your site sucks.
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You site is ok. Bettan than mine anyway... But it is like it lacks something. Something that makes you say; "Hey, this site rock, man!!". But what ever your inentions with this site was, it was ok. I guess...
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You make me sick you repugnant, ignorant fuck
go back to your little metal listening trash hole.
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I love your site noel and I believe in most things you do. You are a very beautiful person and I would really love to hear back from you. I think more people should be like you and expand their minds... and to the ones who dissagree with me... you can suc
my dildoe:) hehehehe
Love Always...
Angel
XxX
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man you are really a crap-flake
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I'm speechless
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NEED MORE DEATH METAL BANDS!!!!!! NEED A CANNIBALISM PAGE!!!!!! NEED A ZOMBIE PAGE!!!!!!!!!!! NEED MORE DEATH METAL!!!!!!! LESS FAG METAL!!!!!!!!!!!
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me like your site very much, jawohl. Achtung, Count Noel! Sieg geil! No, me not nazi, just into uniforms, grrrrr....Am crazy nocturnal beast myself. Huh-huh, drink red wine and puke. Satan ist sexy!
-Galactus, devourer of bleach-blonde virgins
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thanxs to
www.somethingawful.com
I farkin' laffed so hard my "front bottom" got
all sore!!!
Jesus! (oy yeah - the cunt) LOL
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You know who this is.
I told you that I was going to fuck your shit up.
I'm coming. You're dead, asshole.
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I can't figure if your'e a guy or a chick. WTF ARE YOU!?!?
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wow your page sucks ass.. nice waste of space on the internet
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Stupid ass goths should be shot! Why don't you kill yourself already biatch!
RoC - 04/10/00 18:23:11
You are about the BIGGEST panty waste I have ever seen. You and all your "social misfit" friends should get together and commit mass suicide. The world will be a much safer, cleaner place without "your type" being around to infect us with your FUCKING PYC
O ramblings.
Roc
p.s. and your webpage sucks
Ziggy-666 - 04/10/00 18:21:00
My Email:ziggy-666@darksites.com
sexuality: Homosexual/goth
Sex Monster rating 1 to 10 (Me being a 10): i cant get it up
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: dont like women
Hey, wheres the gay porn?
Metatron - 04/10/00 17:18:07
My URL:http://www.heaven.com
My Email:heaven@almighty.com
Where do you live?What are you wearing?: heaven/toga
Sex (M or F! Not how much you are getting!): asexual
sexuality: amoeba-like
Sex Monster rating 1 to 10 (Me being a 10): are amoebas sexual?
Favorite bands: seraphim choir
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: feather mites
REPENT!!!! AND THOU SHALT BE SAVED!!! Sinner, thou dost not know of the doom thou hast brought upon THYSELF. Thou hast brought the eye of the Lord and his avatars upon you. Now thou faceth the wrath of having thy guestbook flamed by the forces of the
lmighty until thou revoketh your hairy-women's-armpit-licking fetish. Why canst thou not be a sheep and follow the rest of My flock? Wait, thou ART a sheep, thou art a sheep of the nonconformist! By conforming to not conform, THOU ART STILL A CONFORMIS
!!! HYPOCRITE! BE JUDGED!!!
dario - 04/10/00 15:13:18
My Email:darioargento@idsoftware.com
Sex (M or F! Not how much you are getting!): dont
sexuality: wan
Favorite bands: to
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: play
..or shooting some b ball outsida school..when a couple a' guys they were up to no good, started makin' trouble in muh neighbourhood, i got in one little fight and muh mum got scared she said : "your moving to your auntie and uncle in bell air" - iiii wis
led fer the cab and when it came near the licence plate said FRESH and their DICE in the mir(or) if anything id say that this cab was wier(d) but i thought : nah ferget it "YO HOLMES TO BELL AIR" - i pulled up to the house about seven or eight and i yell
d to the driver : "YO HOLMES SMELL YOU LATA!" looked at my (forget wat word goes here) sit on my throne as DA PRINCE OF BELL AIR!!!!!! - this IS WATS WRONG WIF ALL YOU GOTH PPL, YOU NEVER WATCHED THE ABOVE MENTIONED SHOW! - IF YOU WATCH IT YOU WILL BE CUR
D AND BE NORMAL PPL !!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Malcolm Brandysnap - 04/10/00 14:41:15
My URL:http://www.jub-jub.com
My Email:malcolmbrandysnap@jub-jub.com
Where do you live?What are you wearing?: With the great Cthulhu / my parent's skin
Sex (M or F! Not how much you are getting!): n/a
sexuality: n/a
Sex Monster rating 1 to 10 (Me being a 10): n/a
Favorite bands: Elastic ones
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: Humans
Come worship Jub Jub.
Feel his whiskery pleasures.
Satan - 04/10/00 14:24:04
My URL:http://www.hell.com
My Email:satan@hell.com
Where do you live?What are you wearing?: Hell
Sex (M or F! Not how much you are getting!): And/Or
sexuality: And/Or
Sex Monster rating 1 to 10 (Me being a 10): 666
Favorite bands: Hanson
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: Tentacle Penii
*sigh* If you want to worship and serve me, just fucking kill yourself! How many time do I have to tell you stupid goths that that's the way to do it! You'll be here in a jiffy and we'll all have a grand old time as I sodomize you with my tentacle penis.
I'M NOT GOING TO TURN YOU INTO A FUCKING VAMPIRE SO FUCK OFF!!!
Rick - 04/10/00 14:01:13
My URL:http://www.dangnammit.homestead.com/theopinion.html
My Email:rrpostal@hotmail.com
Where do you live?What are you wearing?: in a house, clothes, just like you
Sex (M or F! Not how much you are getting!): you wacky kook, male
sexuality: huh?
Sex Monster rating 1 to 10 (Me being a 10): ranging from 4.7 to 8.3
Favorite bands: The Donnas
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: non radial sport-type racing tires
1)Where's the evil, bloke? You come off like a bleedin hippy. (I'm American, just threw that stuff in to "fit in" something I'm sure you never do)
2)I wear pants and shirts and find there's very little statement I can make with them. You're trying too hard.
3)What's a Mum?
4)If you replaced all of your satanic things with butterflies, it would have exactly the same effect.
5)Check out Einstein on religion: http://www.stcloud.msus.edu/~lesikar/einstein/index.html Is he satanic?
In Summary: I appreciate that you have your own thoughts. I just wish you would not try to beat me over the head with them. In my opinion you are as guilty as the catholics or the schools who push their own agendas on people.
I also think that as a female, I would dress just as I do now. Dresses seem impracticle and makeup would piss me off. Why do you encourage that crap?
"Real" football is a fun diversion. People tend to go a little wacko about it, yes. But you seem to hate the idea of sport in general. It can be very cathartic to get riled and excited about something that is of no true importance in the long run. I am
n the middle. I hate people who live and die with how a team plays, but am equally angered by someone who doesn't understand the importance of competing. Challenges are essential to being human. Would you like to see the bouncer at the club get sacked? W
uld you take a little enjoyment out of it? That is your competition. I think that the Edinborough Yaks beating the Watershoden Knickerbockers being of greater significance.
Wow - that was a pointless rant, eh?
bob - 04/10/00 13:33:00
My URL:http://bob.bob
My Email:bob@bob.com
Where do you live?What are you wearing?: im wearing your sisters pussy
Sex (M or F! Not how much you are getting!): im getting alot
Sex Monster rating 1 to 10 (Me being a 10): -50
Favorite bands: The jeff k. band
i think i would spank your bare butt with your sisters pussy.
Lezbyan mnogoose od death - 04/10/00 12:32:38
My URL:http://www.scatlovers.com
My Email:elmd@fagot.com
Where do you live?What are you wearing?: i live in my basement/ i'm wearing a big swath of cobra skin FAGOT!!!!
Sex (M or F! Not how much you are getting!): huh huh FAGOT!!!!
sexuality: FAGOT!!!!!!
Sex Monster rating 1 to 10 (Me being a 10): 3452948349402
Favorite bands: Backstreet vboys and take that and.....FAGOT!!!!!
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: cobras...they casdare mre and they are not women becuz i like womern and im a FASGOT!!!!!
I woanna ram your ass with the biggest oplievrriv er because i am a BWF FAGOT and i love wrestling and i am THE EVIL LESBIAN MONNGOOSE OF DEATH ANDD blsNELGKHGGJBSWIFJ VSD OWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Hello! Welcome to ICQ!
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Im so glad to finally see a guestbook about Doom! That was the greatest game ever! My favorit part wuz when you steal the lazor gun from the octopus and totally score with 2 chicks at once. P.s. r u gay?
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grow up dickcheese,
SA
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Jeff K is watching yuo!!! FAGOT!!
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Noel, this is your mother, and implore you to please, pelase, by all means, put an end to this nonsense at once!
Is this what you've been doing at school, wasting YOUR TIME and OUR MONEY? Suffice to say I'm very disappointed. Perhaps you should move back in with your father and I, and attend a school within driving distance, so we can keep a closer eye on you.
Your father has started drinking, and your sister will not stop crying - how does this make you feel, Noel?
...and spank you? SPANK you? You'll be praying for so much come the end of Spring semester.
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Noel i would spank your little bare butt except you have better legs than me and I am dealing with some jealousy right now. Yes of course i like d your site.
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Cheezy. Your mom would. Oh, I said What in a big way. This site is so full of the ANGUISH and ANGST that PERMEATES urban youth.
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Well, at least this doesn't suck as much as Ziggy666's....
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Um, I think you need to find a more appropriate South Park icon. I'm pretty sure that they would say this site SUCKS ass and not KICKS ass.
Nananananananan nananananananana DOOTMAN! RAR!
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A little too over the top.... but I guess its okay.
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funny site/no, i hate germs...GERMS!!!
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sorry, forgot that lil factor :P
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Outstanding page. Can I do more to your bare ass than spank it?
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site rox. i like your twisted humour. you seem like a pretty cool person. of course i would spank your little bare butt :).
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I found your site quite amusing. I think you're much nicer looking as a man baby!
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Bot Here from the Cheeezeist goth site and still have no Idea why it is there. Agree with almost everything you have to say but would have put it a different way. You sound like not a bad bloke to chat with wihile haing a drink. (sorry but I am Australian
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You are a sick fuck, but I like sick fucks. Check out my site if you get the chance.
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Yeah, I got here from the cheesy goth sites, but actually I just found this really amusing./Of course I would!!
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Hey Noel,
I love your page! Your ass is the sweetest! I'd spank it anyday. How come I never see you on Xsin's chat?? I am The!! Link!
Love you and your ass
Link
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your site had me cracking up. i got here from the "cheasy goths" web page. and no, i wouldn't spank you, unless you deserved it...
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well i love your home page . its great i have to come back again + girlfriend loves your page as well . well if i could i would spank your little bare butt.
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I love you site, and yes I would hehehehe
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well, i must say that you're a really cool guy, havea a lovely sense of humor and wonderful aura about yourself (i.e., you seem to be the kind of person i'd like to drink with). but are you sure your site takes long enough to fucking load? are all those s
ulls, pentagrams and such really vital to the presentation of your personality and what you have to say? just say what you want to say. i'm sure people will like this site even more then... maybe ya might find a steady shagpiece then, eh?
maybe i'll come back... update, puuuhhhhhhh-leaze.
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I like, I like, needs more red heads...
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oooooooh so scary. :-p
no i would not like to spank your butt ..
thats all i gotta say
buh bye
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while your spanking my ass grab my hair and tell me you hate me. You are extremlly sexy and your page kicks ass.
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hi NOEL u know ME and I KNOW U im Goddess of Freak from the Marilyn Manson chat i would want u 2 sodomize me tie me up and do whatever u want with my fragile pale body.eternaly Daisy Dementia AKA GODDESS OF FREAK^-^
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I love your site and i want to roger your brains out while my bird watches.
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fuck life, the world...other shit...smoke weed...stuff...WANGIN!!!
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Hey Noel! What's up baby? You are hott as hell!! I'd love to spank you anyday! ....... your in my fantasies.That should make you happy right? =o)~
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Wanna know something noel? i think you're damn hot, babe, and YES i wanna spank you, in fact, i wanna fuck u like an animal....
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hey noel...thought it was kinda funny that you're against censorship, yet in your hate page, you have a whole list practically advocating censorship.you hate people who are sexist, people who "enforce" religion, people who "hate" homosexuals,people who "h
te crossdressers, etc etc etc.it seems to me that you hate anyone who disagrees with you.i suppose if i were to make a racist or sexist joke, you would instantly hate me, despite the fact that it was a joke.but i guess you don't have much of a sense of hu
or...perhaps you should reconsider who the REAL big brother is, since i'm sure most people who are around you have to censor themselves in order not to offend you(it must be hard for them, since you have such a LONG damned list of what you will not tolera
e...makes YOU look like the intolerant one kinda...just a thought though)...don't kid yourself.i was once like you, but then i got tired of ignoring all the liberal double standards around me...
cheers.
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well...i'm back again...everything still rocks out
-CaTt
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ohh lemme spank ya butt baby!
muhuhahahahar!
luved the page
u rock!!!!
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Wow, your page is incredible. I don't think I've seen a larger compilation of shit in my life... You should go to all the people that you've stolen their graphics from and say you're sorry. I've seen all of these graphics elsewhere... You hate people who
lindly hate. Do you see that? And you were chastizing people for being perverts when they clicked on your 'naked body' page... You are a huge hypocrite. I'm not Christian, I am not a prep, and I'm not any of the things you said I shouldn't be to enjoy you
site. Maybe this makes you a loser...
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Noel your site is wuite simply fucking hilarious those pussy things got me all the time >you should try and update it though.
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Your page is really awsome... it kix ass...
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Right the reason why I am signing my own guestbook is in reply to the person too gutless to give their real name and email called "somebody cool unlike you" below. You fuckwit! I cannot believe you think I am female LOL. You dumb shit! Also you are the mo
t narrow minded person I have ever cum across (cum right in your eyes you fucking cunt). Just because I like a variety of different types of music doesn't mean you should slag me off for it. Why some people can't accept that peoples taste in music differs
is beyond me. There are plenty of bands that I don't like but I am not going to give others a hard time (oh-er) for liking them. You seem to be a sad frusterated narrow-minded little bitch.
You wouldn't think I was female if I was fucking you in your skanky little pussy with my big cock.
*message to nice people who visit my page*
Hey sexy peeps, I have not updated this page in like 3 years LOL. Ok but I am gonna totally re-do it soon cos I actually know how to do web pages and graphics properly now. I am a professional working on graphics and web stuff and cd rom stuff for such co
panies as Mercedes. When I re-do this site I can guarentee it will fucking rock!
Don't worry though just because I have a job now doesn't mean I have cut my hair and grown up. I am more of a sex crazed freak than ever ah ha haaaa!!!!!
Latest pics of me can be foung at:
www.kimlove.com/pix
and
http://freespace.virgin.net/noel.barton/Noel/pics.html
Also another thing! Why do some fuckwits not realise that this site was made cheesy on purpose, you fuckin retarded freaks! I am proud of how shit and cheesy this site is. You make a more cheesy site, I dare you.
If anyone has emailed me at my uni addy then I will not have received it as I am not at uni anymore. Only email me at nrbarton@hotmail.com.
cya
love, hugs, fucks, and spanks of course!
What else in life is worth doing 'cept for fucking like a dirty whore and listening to metal!!!!!!!!!
Another thing, couples suck, because of fucking couples there is less pussy for me!!!!
love you freaks
Noel (Satan Claws)
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will hell be with you
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Has anyone ever told you that you're completely retarted? First off, anyone who puts great bands such as Carcass and Pantera on the same page as the some of the biggest cumguzzlers around (ie. Marylin Manson and, forgive me for actually uttering the unspe
kable, Stabbing Westward) has got to be a complete ass. Lessee...this is what I figured you did: thought up the top ten things men look for in a girl (such as metal bands, and bi-sexuality) plastered them all over your webpage in mere hopes of having some
Dead Gothic stud give you a buzz over email, but in all reality the only thing you got was an award on 'Cheesiest Goth Sites on the Web' and people like me making fun of your ass with your own guest book! Get a clue, honey, and make a real woman out of yo
rself. Trash this fucking website.
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hate that fucking "plug-in"-shit.
Else: wish i'd be able to talk to you.
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I NEED A KEYBORD PLAYER IN THE CLEVELAND AREA
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KICK ASS !!!!!!!!!!
RIP THE FUCKING SYSTEM!!!!!!!
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Okie so lose the graphics already
photoshop is not your friend obviously.
Get a grip
us poor Goths always have to endure this stupid crap...
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I got here through the Cheesy Goth Site or some fuck like that. Personally, I dig your site and I think you and I would get along famously. And yes, of course I'd spank your little bare butt, but only if we can scream "JOSH!" at each other as we're hump
ng it. Stay cool. Don't discriminate--hate everybody!
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::slurp::
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Like your site? Haven't laughed so hard in a while...intelligent people are the best at stupid humor...as far as your little bare butt goes, sure, why not?
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your site rox but it needs more pussy eating pics
Bye
and may the Bunny guide you aways
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Why does this site disturb me and leave me with a terrible hankering for an EXIT sign? No disrespect intended, but you seem like an extremely intelligent individual with a uniquity borne out of boredom. You've some very controversial words on this site,
which is your opinion, I suppose, but - taste is lacking. Sorry. ~ MM
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The content is interesting but you should really cut down on the loading time and maybe take out some of the graphics? but over all it's not that bad...
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That was a good experience.
Being nocturnal is a bastard
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You are so cutely deranged. Yes, I would spank you cute little butt.
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use me when you wanna come
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u looked pretty hot in that dress i like guys that dress like girls.
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If you really want to look convincing as a girl,work on your make-up mate.
If you're just trying to confuse people, well then too, I suppose!
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KA KA + CORN + WATER + FERTILIZER = ???
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very very interesting, and also cheesy, but fun
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i luv yur site!!! it rocks! and wow! i've found someone as weird as me!!!!! it's a miracle!!!!
hehee...catch ya later!!!
MaDdY
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this cheese is moldy...sorry sugar...
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You realize this page is disturbing - THAT ROCKS! Keep scaring the hell out of people, it makes life a bit more interesting to discover people like you, Noel!
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yes i like your site very much so! and....well if you want me to spank your bum, you will have to sign a waiver and disclaimer and for a minimal fee, at this one time only deal, for just 60 dollars: i will even do it with a whip.
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i love the site
can i spank you?
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Congrats on being named www.gothic.net's cheesiest goth site on the web last month! *LMAO* It was well deserved.. cheese, cheese, cheese.
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Omigod Noel you are the coolest person on this planet. Too bad you dont live next door to me ;-). Please, please please e-mail me and tell me more bout you.
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Your site kicked ass. Sure I would spank your little bare but. Keep up the great work. I never found a page so utterly amusing. well bye bye
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I would spank your bare little bum. Your site made my loins ache...just kidding. I did shit myself while laughing...um, yeah.
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This site is hands down one of the cheesiest sites on the net. I'm not really offended by it, but I do find most of this site to be pretty gross. Also, it seems that your taste absolutely sucks. Scary heavy metal? Oh brother...
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Very sick site--not a critisism mind you as I had fun.
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Hey, very cool site. When i get mine up, I'll make a link to yours on it. Sure I'd spank your little bare butt, you're gorgeous!
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i found your site off of gothic.net's cheesy gothic hompage links. i need to get my groov back like stella got herz.
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Are you a bent fuck or just a guy i can't tell cuz rite now i ate too much fry i found your sight to be a bit less than a good mind fuck maybe a little better than highschool algebra maybe it was just the little tickle my spinel cord needed or maybe th
t's just the acid.
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heh noticed after i signed that my webpage url was wronge so came back and fixed real quick not that it proubly matters but still:)
and once again great site:) e=mail me sometime u seem an interesting sort who would actualy have something interesting to chat about...
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"GODDESS" you are one sick tweaked lil puppy!!!!!
But ya know what I think thats cool! need more tweeked and open mined outspoken people in this Fooked up anal world:)
Loved your site dident expect to run across one like this through my searches on tats and other odd stuffs but alas here i am guess like minded freaks seem to find each other out one way or another:)take a look at my site to see why yours dident offend me
any,
the only proub with the site took a good deal of time to load but other then that I enjoyed it thourouly and even felt the need to sign your guest book wich is very rare feel speacial:)
Anyway I have rambbled long enough once again kudo's in stuffs to u
and oh yea bend over and bare it and share it:p
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aha i like your pussy jokes, i'm lame to so. you people need to smile more and get over taking stuff so seriously or you'll miss out. that naked baby picture is cool and i think you're sisters pussy is the town slut,..i used to have 8 pussies myself, but
y dad said they had to go, so now i only have one. but damn it's cute
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I must say you've one of the worst sites I've seen in a fairly long bit. your pathetic attemps at humor, and bad graphics really bring you down. I was truly offended by your list of habits and what have you. If I were you I would seek consolation in the f
ct that at least you excell in making a really cheesy site. You must be quite proud of yourself, and when it comes right down to it, a 'scarier' person I would not like to meet.
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Yummy Page. Check Mine POut And Feel Free To Submit You're Self To V.I.P.
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spookycool site...
hmm... got nothing else of great interest to say...
good luck in ur quest to find ppl to spank ur bare
'lil butt.... later
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Oh my stars....I believe I am going to throw up...pleeeeeeease take this off the web! We don't need *more* mansonites running around!
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Yes. you ammused me.
No. i assume youd like it.
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site has possibilities but the graphics make me think of yellow wallpaper
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Groovy site, man. I like all the graphics and such, they're cool. I see more people wanted to see you bare ass nekkid than see you all cute and innocent. Interesting bit of psychology there I guess. Anyway, I liked it, keep all the happy crap comin'. So n
w why don't you just come on over and see me sometime (my page that is)?? Have fun with it all.
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Not bad..It needs LESS tacky shit at the top of the page
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I loved the graphics and wav sounds .. and Baby I'd do more to you than you can handle .. hehehhheheh VVvvVV
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Website de Nizza. Ringraziamenti per lasciarlo firmare il vostro guestbook
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Cool Graphics!!
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I love the site , and you really wouldn't want ME too spank you, Hehehe
CYA
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funny..and yes I would spank you for being so rude altough i like it...
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I like your sense of humor (pussy cat)
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I Love your site. I would love to spank you're little bare butt.... wow !! I can't believe you're from Bradford ..... I'm going to e mail you now.... I'm giddy... ahh well.....
Love n razorblades
Venom
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I love this page. You defiently rock! Check out my page and EMAIL me!!!! :)
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yes, i like your site.
Of course I'll spank your bottom.
How've you been? Haven't talked to you in awhile.... missed you...... i've re-done my site, visit it if you like........
love,
abbess a.k.a. Jeni
Comments:
I love your site!!!!
I would do much more than spank your butt....trust me on that one!!!!!!Love ya heeps Noel.
From Samantha.
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Rad site! And if you're weird, then I'm weird so like you are normal.
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Your site is poo!
Noel - 11/16/98 10:57:58
My URL:http://your.here/already
My Email:nrbarton@hotmail.com
Sex (M or F! Not how much you are getting!): ?????
sexuality: I like pussy
Sex Monster rating 1 to 10 (Me being a 10): me too dude
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: I like crocodiles and giraffes, and pussies
Comments:
Will people stop signing my guestbook over and over again with the same useless boring message! Fuck off whores!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Geocities wont let me edit or delete my guestbook so I have to dowload the fucker, edit it in word, and then upload it again
which wastes 10-15 minutes of my life! You may think it is a nice little prank to send me the same message 20 million times but it is just tiresome for me, and others who want to view my guestbook!!!!!!!
Natalie - 11/10/98 12:12:49
My Email:ladyredx@hotmail.com
Comments:
You should check out what Cattygoth said about you at: http://www.wickedness.com/cattygoth/noel.html Then you should report them to their server for breaking copyright laws by using your picture. You could even take criminal action against them.
mikey - 11/03/98 14:51:33
My Email:m.gregory@wigan-leigh.ac.uk
sexuality: straight
Favorite bands: oasis!, spice girls, any house music
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: rock music especially9 inch nails!
Comments:
I know who you are and i know that you love 9 inch nails ha ha ha ha ah aah aha hah aa ha aha ha aha long live dance music
***Jessica*** - 11/03/98 13:51:15
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/nj/misery1/indeex.html
My Email:gothicvixen@alloymail.com
Sex (M or F! Not how much you are getting!): girl
sexuality: bi-sexual
Sex Monster rating 1 to 10 (Me being a 10): huh?
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: PIERCINGS, BONDAGE, ETC
Comments:
very cool site...funny, funny, funny....i gota cum back here!
Lina - 10/28/98 00:47:51
My URL:http://hem.passagen.se/xiola
sexuality: I'll tell you if you ask nicely
Sex Monster rating 1 to 10 (Me being a 10): 11
Favorite bands: dEUS, Dirty Three et c
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: again, I'll tell you if you ask nicely
Comments:
Uh huh. Your site takes forever to load. However, I have to say that you're absolutely gorgeous. So your pics make up for it. ;)
s.i.d. - 10/23/98 05:03:07
Favorite bands: certainly not "Scary Heavy Metal Bands" you little Manson whore
Comments:
oh, dear. woo. You are certainly my winner of the '98 Goth As Fuck award. Peter Murphy should be taking lessons from you. haha.. What a little fucking Manson chicken. This is the biggest cry for help I've ever seen. You in a Dress? Consider me impot nt fo
at least 2 weeks. It goes without saying you'd be a little Lavey worshipper, because all of you little Manson whores are. Even though he was just a money loving idiot who rode Nietzche's coattails. But this is certainly too high of a conversatio level fo
you, because I'm not talking about "eating pussy" or hating everything. Maybe one day we can trade "angels getting fucked" pics AHAHAHA. You're a waste of amino acids, Manson whore. Thanks for giving me a reason to smile again. ahahaha.
LMAO - 10/23/98 04:58:03
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gee.....maybe if i decide to become a follower of LaVey's more *shocking* tennets, put on a dress w/ ripped fishnets over little mansonite stockings, i can be cool and goth like you when i grow up....but that will mean having to listen to "SCARY HEAVY MET
L BANDS" like what? poison? let me change that, maybe you can be cool and goth when YOU grow up.
Strawberry Girl - 10/22/98 04:22:59
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~gothic_role_model/
Comments:
Guestbook of DOOM? Ha Ha Ha!! More like cookie of doom! Get back in the oven you are NOT done yet.
annagrau - 10/21/98 11:30:42
My URL:http://i.am/frigid
My Email:modern_angel@hotmail.com
Sex (M or F! Not how much you are getting!): you guess.
sexuality: no thanks
Sex Monster rating 1 to 10 (Me being a 10): would'nt that make me an 11...? nah.
Favorite bands: die form
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: none of your business.
Comments:
i do hope you're not for real. it can't be as bad as that, can it?
Hellraiser - 10/17/98 20:33:54
My URL:http://www.hell.com
My Email:hellsdoor@hotmail.com
Sex Monster rating 1 to 10 (Me being a 10): -100
Favorite bands: Tool.
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: like-women dislike-men
Comments:
You're not a bad looking chick, but this webpage totally blows. You even go as far as calling Jesus a cunt. Do you know this for a fact? Give me a call when you actually learn how to design a webpage, and pull your head out of your ass, and i'll take you
t for ice cream.
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Jessica - 09/28/98 10:34:55
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Arena/8344
My Email:twisted_666@hotmail.com
Sex (M or F! Not how much you are getting!): i'm a scientific experiment gone wrong so i can't be classed as either
sexuality: when i figure that out i'll let you know..
Sex Monster rating 1 to 10 (Me being a 10): 16.421
Favorite bands: NiN
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: fucking the toilet brush.....
Comments:
this site just keeps getting better...
Ziggy's Bitch - 09/23/98 22:45:24
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~HippieZigb/index.hmtl
My Email:zigb@hotmail.com
sexuality: Undecided, Bi i think
Sex Monster rating 1 to 10 (Me being a 10): you tell me
Favorite bands: Manson,Metallica, etc.
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: like-biting,whipped cream, sucking dicks and eating pussy plus much much more, don't like- haven't found anything yet! fetish-threesomes and black leather
Comments:
Cool fucking page. You look good in a dress, not many people could pull that look off. I would love to spank your bare butt
LiLy - 08/18/98 06:52:10
My Email:silver_milkshake@hotmail.com
Sex (M or F! Not how much you are getting!): psycho little grrrl
sexuality: bi-sexual and completely open about it!
Sex Monster rating 1 to 10 (Me being a 10): heheh.....im a virgin. lets leave it at that.
Favorite bands: Garbage, Smashing Pumpkins, Coal Chamber, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: ppl playing with my bellybutton *giggle*/guys who suck in one spot for too long/my bellybutton and other ppls hair
Comments:
yr site is great and id love to spank yr little bare butt!
Kelly Jean - 08/12/98 12:19:00
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/wa/teenageinsanity.com
My Email:shantillylace@hotmail.com
Sex (M or F! Not how much you are getting!): Female
sexuality: curious
Sex Monster rating 1 to 10 (Me being a 10): I dont really know...I'm a virgin...(hehehe currupt me)
Favorite bands: Beck, Tori Amos, Everclear, Herion, Belly, Veruca Salt, Garbage...fuck it.
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: crushed black velvet/well lit room
Comments:
Your site takes a sick and twisted look into the society we live in...I love it! Keep up the good work, and stay sexy.
Rosanne - 08/11/98 05:23:27
My URL:http://members.aol.com/LadyMisery/index.html
My Email:LadyMisery@aol.com
Sex (M or F! Not how much you are getting!): Female
sexuality: Bi
Sex Monster rating 1 to 10 (Me being a 10): you decide
Favorite bands: Type-O-Negative, Therapy?, Switchblade Symphony, Electric Hellfire Club, etc, etc...{ive got a million}
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: almost everything/almost nothing
Comments:
This site is GREAT. I laughed my ass off! Ill spank your little bare butt any day.
Neil Jennings - 07/29/98 20:21:07
Sex (M or F! Not how much you are getting!): Male sometimes
sexuality: Well i lived with you for 2 yrs!!
Sex Monster rating 1 to 10 (Me being a 10): 15
Favorite bands: Beatles, R/Head & miserable stuff
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: furniture
Comments:
I know i owe you money, let me know how much and I'll send you a cheque. Hope all is reet! Are you still a paedophile? There's lots of 14 yr girls down here gagging for it...Let me know your noo Bradford address. I'll be in touch. Love you. better leave y
u you foxy roxy tiger.xxxxx
Mark Jones - 07/29/98 19:07:24
My URL:http://vegetableman.demon.co.uk
My Email:mjones@vegetableman.demon.co.uk
sexuality: Ha!
Favorite bands: GLENDON, Beatles, Syd Barrett, Velvet Underground, XTC and loads more
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: Whales
Comments:
I was very impressed, I'm a mate of Neil Jennings and he told me to have a look so I did! I hunted down his cheesey photo, and erm, no I wouldn't spank your bare butt but I don't think you'd want me to either.
FuNeRaLwHoRe - 07/15/98 21:53:53
My URL:http://geocities.com/sunsetstrip/underground/6676/mansonites.html
My Email:GothBitch@webtv.net
Sex (M or F! Not how much you are getting!): Female
sexuality: boyz&girlz
Favorite bands: Marilyn Manson
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: i like blood and razorz
Comments:
very interesting site
Aconite - 07/09/98 12:24:25
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/5666
My Email:aconite@dial.pipex.com
Sex (M or F! Not how much you are getting!): Female
sexuality: Straightish
Favorite bands: UltraViolence, NIN
Comments:
You're site's, OK, I stuck around because I know some goths in Bradford, and wanted to see if they were around on your page. They're not, but I had a laugh anyway.
Brian 'sexy' Kelly hehe - 07/06/98 15:02:11
Sex (M or F! Not how much you are getting!): Not getting lots, debbies gone home, but male
sexuality: everything with you Noel!!!
Sex Monster rating 1 to 10 (Me being a 10): Ten hundred million trillion billion
Favorite bands: You know who I like
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: SEX, BREADCRUMBS, anything and everything!!!!
Comments:
Noel you are cool, I've introduced James and Eddy to your sight, they like it loads, and I will spank your bare bum very hard when I see you next!!!! Bye Bye Noel bk:
SEXY MESSIAH Brian - 06/30/98 14:55:43
My URL:http://www. wherever??
My Email:What???
Sex (M or F! Not how much you are getting!): I am getting lots but any way.....Male
sexuality: I like sticking my dick in pussy's!!!! Ha Ha Ha!!!!
Sex Monster rating 1 to 10 (Me being a 10): You've got to be kidding!!! Only a rating out of ten, for me? Come on Noel!!! Try 10,000,000,000, that's where I am at!!!
Favorite bands: You know what I like: KORN, Deftones, Limp Bizkit, TOOL, Incubus, Bloodhound Gang, Insaned Clown Posse, NIN, Soulfly, Blacksabbath, Pantera, Slayer, Cannibal Corpse!!! Basically lots of heavy shit!!
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: I like shagging in bed, I don't like seeing my mum naked in bed, I like handcuffs and rubber outfits!!!
Comments:
Noel I would love to spank your little bare bum!!! I love the web site you've got her, fucking mental (or should I say 'casual'), hope to see you over summer some time, as I'm sure you will be missing Rio's. Bye for now!!!!
Ruth - 06/23/98 20:29:38
My Email:rjdix1
sexuality: Men Men Men Men Men Men Men Men Men Men Men
Sex Monster rating 1 to 10 (Me being a 10): 1.5
Favorite bands: Rubber ones
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: Hot water bottle/ Biscuit crumbs/ Any sex is good sex
Comments:
What, again Noel?
Joe Whiteley - 06/16/98 11:41:32
My Email:nope@nospam.net
sexuality: Er, straight hetero, I'm afraid.
Sex Monster rating 1 to 10 (Me being a 10): oh, 111 at least
Favorite bands: Many
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: Not enough space
Comments:
Cool site... heavy on the graphics though... Joe (you know who I am)
Dave - 06/13/98 14:30:00
Comments:
You are a really sick cunt you know that. It is people like you that cause the problems with the world. Why don't you go away and just wank yourself or should I say fist fuck yourself you stupid cunt.
michelle - 06/11/98 14:56:43
My Email:funkypunk82@hotmail.com
sexuality: guys,guys,guys,guys
Sex Monster rating 1 to 10 (Me being a 10): 10
Favorite bands: coal chamber, metallica
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: too disgusting for your eyes to see
Comments:
i like to rip all your clothes off, tie you to my bed(with four posts)then use your imagination, then if you arn't good enough i will spank your little bare butt!!!!!
Elizabeth - 06/10/98 17:02:26
My Email:kandygrrl_x@hotmail.com
sexuality: I like guys
Sex Monster rating 1 to 10 (Me being a 10): 10.1
Favorite bands: Marilyn Manson, Limp Bizkit, Korn, NiN
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: muffins
Comments:
Your site is really really cool. I like it a lot and will go to it often. Hmmm I guess that's all I gotta say.
Becki - 06/05/98 19:27:20
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~BLawler/page.html
My Email:emba@nildram.co.uk
Favorite bands: NIN, lunatic candy kreep, Jack off jill, Skinny puppy, tura satana, korn, deftones,
Comments:
Heylo... Interesting site.. prettie cool =)... U have decent musick taste!.. Well buhbye
***SweetAngel*** - 05/31/98 21:40:36
My URL:http://notyet...maybe one day...
My Email:sweetangel@starmail.com
Sex (M or F! Not how much you are getting!): female
sexuality: hm....I like boys....how's that called in english...straight?
Sex Monster rating 1 to 10 (Me being a 10): that's my secret!
Favorite bands: only the great ones
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: hm....to hard to explain it in english.....LOL ;o)
Comments:
Hello!!!! Do you remember me??? I'm this little thing from Germany! I've visited your page now soooooo often, so that I thought I had to sign the geustbook now.....*smile*
Ups, I hope that pic isn't too big..*smile* I'm this sweet little angel on the left side, with this white-grey-black coloured pullover....*smiles*
jolielaide kinder - 05/28/98 22:10:02
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/area51/hollow/7333
My Email:apple.of.sodom@mailexcite.com
Sex (M or F! Not how much you are getting!): female
sexuality: i don't label things like that,
Favorite bands: lck,fiona apple,m.manson,stuff no one likes,classical music,i dont really like bands
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: like:guys in corsets(oh yeah!)w/shoulderlenght dark hair
Comments:
you are so pretty
Amy - 05/22/98 20:43:14
My Email:apearsonjr@aol.com
sexuality: straight
Sex Monster rating 1 to 10 (Me being a 10): 10 (what did ya think, i was gonna give myself a 9???)
Favorite bands: Marilyn Manson(of course), Nirvana, Korn, Doors, Limp Bizkit, Coal Chamber, Tracey Bonhem, and shit like that
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: uh ok, screw this!!!!!!!
Comments:
hey i loved your site and of course i would spank your little bare butt! but seriously, im only 13 and its because of people like you that im open to different kinds of people (that does not incude damn christians who think they own the whole fucking worl
) people like you make my life worth living. and i know you probably won't really understand how important you guys are to me but trust me i'd die with out you. ok enough of that serious shit!... your page kicks so much ass and im telling all my friends b
ut it. ßuh ßye!
Lolita - 05/21/98 06:07:17
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Coffeehouse/2230
My Email:calligator@geocities.com
sexuality: yes.
Sex Monster rating 1 to 10 (Me being a 10): i'll be reasonable and take an average 8
Favorite bands: Pulp, Space
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: water sports...jet skis and the other kind
Comments:
I like your site! I also tend to have a little too much fun with photoshop so i suggest you come and visit my page!
Kelly - 05/16/98 18:46:34
Sex (M or F! Not how much you are getting!): Female
sexuality: heterosexual
Favorite bands: Marilyn Manson, NiN, KoRn...
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: haha
Comments:
I think you have better legs than me...I am jealous. You're page is, um entertaining.
Gothdoll - 05/10/98 15:34:30
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/8964
My Email:gothdoll@wolf-web.com
Sex (M or F! Not how much you are getting!): female
sexuality: heterosexual
Favorite bands: Lunatic Candy Kreep, Nine Inch Nails, Crimson Tears, Type O Negative, Black Orchid, White Zombie
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: heheh, wouldn't you like to know???
Comments:
yummy site, I luv it from foreplay to orgasm...er..I mean, from beginning to finish. Anyhoo, I see you went to my pal Rapunzel's site, she's a lil darling ain't she? you look quite the human being in women's clothes
Goddess of Freak - 04/24/98 06:07:36
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/~freak_goddess
My Email:goddess@ican.net
Sex (M or F! Not how much you are getting!): Goddess
sexuality: Bi
Sex Monster rating 1 to 10 (Me being a 10): beyond your dreams
Favorite bands: Manson, Ministry, Tool, Korn, Sisters of Mercy, NIN, Faith no More, Front line Assembly, Bloodhound Gang
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: S&M, asphixiation, dirty talk, threesomes
Comments:
Ya, your site is pretty cool, not as good as mine, but i guess it will do. Just joking. I think I'd spank ya, but only if you allow me to dominate you and humiliate you.
Creepster - 04/18/98 23:41:35
My Email:gwg@hardwired.co.uk
Sex (M or F! Not how much you are getting!): Gurl
sexuality: Straight
Sex Monster rating 1 to 10 (Me being a 10): 10
Favorite bands: Velvet Acid Christ, Nine Inch Nails, Paradise Lost, Cradle of filth
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: sex/sleep/roads
Comments:
Your site is cool...almost as cool as me but not quite.
Bria P. - 04/14/98 17:53:33
My Email:umpy@webtv.net
Sex (M or F! Not how much you are getting!): FEMALE
sexuality: STRAIT, STRICTLY DICKLY
Favorite bands: KORN,MANSON,THE DOORS,
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: DON'T LIKE TO GET ATE OUT I LOVE TO SUCK DICK THATS YOUR DICK.
Comments:
I LOVE YOUR SITE. I WOULD LOVE TO SPANK YOUR BUTT IF YOU EVER GOT YOUR ASS OVER HERE.
ALISHDDDDDDDD - 04/09/98 05:45:04
My Email:UMPY@WEBTV.NET
Sex (M or F! Not how much you are getting!): BOTH
sexuality: TRISEXUAL
Sex Monster rating 1 to 10 (Me being a 10): 69
Favorite bands: NIRVANA,BECK NOPE
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: POOP\RAW FISH ,NO
Comments:
HUHM HUHMMMMMMM,WAY COOL I'D THINK THAT WOULD NEAT ONE DAY SOMEONE SMACKED MY BUTT AND TURNED IT RED IT HURT REALLY BAD ...... SARA WANTS TO SMACK YOUR BUTT ALSO ... MAYBE WE ALL SHOULD HAVE A TRISEXUAL THING GOING ON A LAMP POST!!!!!!!!!!:)
sara - 04/09/98 05:27:25
My Email:umpy@webtv.net
Sex (M or F! Not how much you are getting!): female
sexuality: bisexual
Sex Monster rating 1 to 10 (Me being a 10): 10
Favorite bands: marilyn manson
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: noel
Comments:
I WANT TO SPANK YOUR BUTT BABY.NOEL I AM STILL WAITING TO FUCK YOU.I HAVE MY LEGS SPREAD WIDE OPEN FOR YOU BABY.
PHSYCO - 03/28/98 05:10:05
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Arena/8652
My Email:phsyco_666@hotmail.com
sexuality: strait but love bisexual women and lesbians
Favorite bands: MY DYING BRIDE,DECORYAH,MORTICIAN,SIX FEET UNDER,SWITCHBLADE SYMPHONY,AND MANY MORE
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: BONDAGE
Comments:
ITS A COOL SITE
cassy - 03/21/98 23:41:46
Sex (M or F! Not how much you are getting!): dosn't matter
sexuality: either
Sex Monster rating 1 to 10 (Me being a 10): you are NOT a 10 !! I am
Favorite bands: RHCP, Korn, Terrorvision
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: Noel's gdraff
Comments:
I have spanked your butt lots of times and you love it. No more untill you pay me for the last lot maty.
Bedwyr Runebear - 03/18/98 16:51:24
My URL:http://www.student.brad.ac.uk/pmjones
My Email:p.m.jones@bradford.ac.uk
Sex (M or F! Not how much you are getting!): Who's offering?
sexuality: Mind your own business!
Sex Monster rating 1 to 10 (Me being a 10): That mysterious number, breen
Comments:
I resent the implication that Witchcraft and Devil worshipping are related. I'm a witch, and I don't even believe in the horny red git! Cool site, by the way. PS Kiss my magic ass, weird boy!
Ant "sheepshagger" Mico - 03/17/98 16:17:34
My Email:you know it
sexuality: ..is a disease of the mind.
Sex Monster rating 1 to 10 (Me being a 10): GRRRR!
Favorite bands: rubber ones
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: biscuit crumbs
Comments:
What ever happened to the sweet, innocent Noel we all used to know and love? The one who got silly on cheap pop and ran into door frames. Oh well, guess I'll see you around sometime. Cheers Ant P.S Keep your arse away from me.
Camilla - 03/13/98 11:18:57
My Email:camilla_petters@hotmail
Comments:
Cool site!!! Do you ever 'chat' online??
lord marijuana paul - 03/13/98 10:46:51
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/sunsetstrip/venu/8326/PRG1.html
My Email:p.r.grayson@bradford.ac.uk
Sex (M or F! Not how much you are getting!): generally male
sexuality: hetero
Sex Monster rating 1 to 10 (Me being a 10): 11
Favorite bands: metal- do you want me to name them all?
Comments:
go to my site, it's not as bizzarre but it is metal i think your site is well good
Cecil 'Smoothy' Ashitey - 03/09/98 15:15:34
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Sands/2535
My Email:the_real_smoothy@hotmail.com
Sex (M or F! Not how much you are getting!): Male!!
sexuality: Hetrosexual!!
Sex Monster rating 1 to 10 (Me being a 10): 20
Favorite bands: Oasis, Blur, Anything really
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: Sex, sex and more sex/ugly bird/PVC clobber
Comments:
Your page is badd-ass!! Nice to see a page that isn't afraid of controversy, boy!! I'll be back!!
Crusty - 03/09/98 14:04:37
My URL:http://www.student.brad.ac.uk/lliyanag
My Email:ain't that dumb
sexuality: baste me with lard
Sex Monster rating 1 to 10 (Me being a 10): n/a
Favorite bands: hanson, boyzone, 911 giggle giggle!
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: neanderthal morons
Comments: blah blah - 03/09/98 13:54:25
Sex (M or F! Not how much you are getting!): hermaphrodite
sexuality: wife beater
Sex Monster rating 1 to 10 (Me being a 10): 13.74 (seriously)
Favorite bands: Wu Tang Clan
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: smoked salmon
Comments:
RYAN - 03/08/98 04:07:39
Sex (M or F! Not how much you are getting!): MALE
Favorite bands: MANSON ONLY!!!
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: MY GIRLFRIEND\MY MOM
Comments:
I LOVE YOUR SITE. I WILL SPANK LITTLE MONKEY BARE ASS.
Jessica - 03/06/98 08:58:30
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Chamber/9694/index.htmlBR My Email:
FONT SIZE=1> twisted_666@hotmail.com
Sex (M or F! Not how much you are getting!): Female....I think...let me check.....
sexuality: 100% hetero, contrary to what the rest of my school thinks.
Sex Monster rating 1 to 10 (Me being a 10): 0.666???
Favorite bands: Rubber ones, (think creatively or visit my page on CASTRATION)
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: what I'd like in my bed......hmmmm.......Sam????
Comments:
I think you're a severly mentally disturbed, sexually perverted freak. Fantastic page, I love it.
DAVE - 03/04/98 11:57:12
My URL: http://Like,Nads Hu! Hu!
My Email: FONTBR Sex (M or F! Not how much you are getting!): Male (most of the time)
sexuality: I Like Chicks And Paul Terry(see above)
Sex Monster rating 1 to 10 (Me being a 10): I Have Got Hairy Nads
Favorite bands: Nirvana, Metallica, Deftones, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Deicide, White Zombie, Coalchamber, Type O, Cold, Offspring, Therapy, Alice in Chains, Bush, Foo Fighters Plus more but I can't be fucked to type any more
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: I like everything (except being givern anal sex with marrows)
Comments:
Noel!!!! I Know Where You Live! HaHaHa! Love From Paul And Karl's Tall Friend Dave.
luke - 03/03/98 17:21:57
Sex (M or F! Not how much you are getting!): Male
sexuality: Hetero (when I can get it), Necro the rest of the time
Sex Monster rating 1 to 10 (Me being a 10): 0.2
Favorite bands: Sisters, Type O Negative
Things you like/don't like in bed/fetishes: Poultry - like : Painting parts of my anatomy orange and trying to fool goats into thinking it's a carrot
Comments:
I only got into the internet a few days ago - they wouldn't let me out before - and came across your site by pure chance (wipe it up etc). Anyway, you seem like a fairly normal bloke - at least you realise you're fucked up unlike some people. Anyway, got
o go 'cos I'm sick. How sick? Well, at the moment I'm in bed with my 12 yr old sister...
A link to get inside your pants - 03/03/98 13:15:08
My URL:SPANKK NOELLY"
SPANKK NOELLY
My Email:
Comments:
who shags litle girls then, you naughty man? and goats!!!!
Comments:
who shags litle girls then, you naughty man? and goats!!!!
SPANKYSPANKYSPANK - 03/03/98 13:01:05
My URL:
Comments:
who shags litle girls then, you naughty man?
Cassandra - 03/02/98 07:33:14
My URL:
Comments:
Hey Noel! Thanks for signing my guestbook. So, now I'm signing yours. Your page is so kewl! WAAAY more cooler than mine could EVER be! *hehe* Thanks for all that sterotypical Aussie shit in your message! I personally don't like being Australian. Actually,
I'm Hungarian so that doesn't even make me Australian. Woah! COOL!!! Anyways, I have to go coz I have an english essay to start and it's due in tomorrow! *eeek* Oh well, you live, you die, you reincarnate. :-) Luv ya! xxx, Cass.
Chantrea - 03/02/98 01:43:17
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Comments:
yes i like you site interesting to say the least. and no i am not going to spank you and thanks for signing my guest book also well talk to you later o ya if you have icq my # 2603820 Au Revoir
lindsey - 03/01/98 20:05:50
My URL:
Comments:
uhhh, cool page
ICKY - 02/27/98 19:08:05
My URL:
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Lovely page I like all the sweet graphics you have Thanks for screeching by my page Satan Loves You I C K Y
ICKY - 02/27/98 19:05:08
My URL:
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Lovely page I like all the sweet graphics you have Thanks for screeching by my page Satan Loves You I C K Y
abbess - 02/25/98 00:33:31
My URL:
Comments:
love the page......and the pic of you.... you are one hot mother fucker....
lindsay rhy - 02/24/98 04:33:08
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Comments:
*nice* your page gives me a boner wait,no it doesnt, earmuffs give me a boner, wait, i don't even have a penis (oh my goodness i said penis) good work my friend, you will be a hero someday, then i will assassinate you. -lindsay R
Kim (I can't be bothed to put anything funny) Love - 02/19/98 17:15:01
My URL:
sexuality: What ????, I know why you wanna know, you little perve!!!!
Sex Monster rating 1 to 10 (Me being a 10): 11 and a bit (when I have sex with monsters that is!!!!)
Favorite bands: The Fav
Comments:
Well, at last I managed to sign the
<http://www.cybererotica.com/graphics/sindee2.jpg
Hope you like it!!!!
Lots of Love (??)
Kim
Chandra Rhodes - 02/18/98 23:08:04
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Comments:
Love the sight man. And spanking your bare butt isn't a bad suggeston.For me anyways...You are a idol to us freaks...
Tandi - 02/18/98 21:58:23
My Email:
Comments:
If you promise to dress like a chick, I will sit on your knee, and you can tell me a story. E-mail me if you would like.
zimzumgirl - 02/18/98 21:37:32
My URL:
Comments:
i got my finger nail ripped off today. hurt like a bastard :)
Anthalia - 02/16/98 11:46:50
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Your site is truly the site of a sexually repressed little boy. Also, you are not half as weird as you think you are. You are just a hormonal teenager. I would not spank your butt, I woudl flay the flesh on it and drip candle wax on your open wounds. And
aybe clamp some weights to your bodily piercings. And your pictures are soooo slow to load.
Candlegirl - 02/15/98 05:31:15
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Comments:
Cool page! What's wrong with biting the hand that spanks you? Gives you more flavor...maybe I'd spank ya...Depends on how cute your ass is!
The Duke - 02/13/98 01:10:00
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Comments:
Cool sight. You might want to check out the new judast prest and sevendust cd's if yoiu havent already.
Belinda Bondage - 02/13/98 01:09:48
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I will spank your ass till its red, I will whip it too. I like your site it gets me hot and moist.
Karl - 02/11/98 16:58:40
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Paul Terry - 02/10/98 15:16:52
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Comments:
Who then now bitches. I'm done.
blinkgirl182 - 02/08/98 22:15:39
My URL:
Comments:
well chack out my other page
My other pageComments:
Thats so damn cute, putting the pentagrams w/ the goats heads at the top of the page. Well if you weren't so damn far away, i might let you spank me. and umm...you look like a chick in that picture, ok, well i'm gonna go, before i get my ass kicked bye
kims dad - 02/08/98 13:36:57
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get yourself to a fetish club (one in leeds now) cool site seeya
Jaded - 02/07/98 07:24:21
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Comments:
Page is very likable. :) You need to get shagged. You better watch out running around saying you'll spank bare bottoms - some of us are bound to take you up on that!!! Eternally, ~jaded
Crystal - 02/06/98 02:07:58
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Comments:
HeLLo! I saw that you signed my guestbook so I decided to cum and check out your pretty page! You seem really kool and I like your page. And I stopped by your cross-dressing page -- you look really pretty as a chick *smilez* Well, e-mail me er somethin ..
..
Bye!
xoxoxo,
Crystal
aka. Princess Zimmy
darkchylde - 02/05/98 20:49:57
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Comments:
kewl page thanx for coming to my page. i'm gonna get one tit pierced and i'll let u play with it! let's have a massive orgy.~death becomes clearier through blood shot eyes~-mansonswhore666 aka darkchylde
manic - 02/03/98 14:56:03
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Comments:
Noz you are a nutter !!!!!
Tintin O'Gerbil - 02/03/98 12:26:34
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Comments:
I thought news was something that you only saw on TV until I found Spam Javelins!
Errr.....uhuh-huh - 02/02/98 16:57:47
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Comments:
What a stupid question..|..noitseuq diputs a tahW .. Weirdest thing you have done?????? I do weird things every day.... but I don't spend all day in the computer room.... ....like a sad bugger.... ....I do it at home!!!!!
Tom - 02/02/98 16:56:50
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Comments:
Noel is a mad, bad sick pervy who should be locked up and then shot!
Tina - 02/02/98 11:20:16
My URL:
Comments:
I am cornholio, I want TP for my bumhole.....
Fionnuala - 02/02/98 11:12:04
My URL:
Comments:
Noel you're a nutter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Page is cool though...Your chicks that rule page is ace......... byeeeeeeeeeeeee
Ivor Bigun - 02/02/98 02:31:36
My URL:
Comments:
I wish they did g-strings for men. I'd love to have something thin and tight between my cheeks. And shit, I wish they'd let me wear my suspenders in the office....
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