Frequently Unasked Questions

1. What does FUQ stand for? Frequently Unasked Questions.
2. What is Rhino-Rreah? Rhino-Rreah is the name of my old web site on Geocities, and that's about it.
3. What is the origin of the name "Rhino-Rreah"? I conjured up the name by thinking about other names such as Rhino-City, Rhino-Sale, and Rhino-Village.
4. Doesn't Rhino-Rreah sound alot like diarrhea? Many words sound the same.
5. Where are the rhinos? Why don't you have any rhinoceros pictures? I don't own a camera.
6. Where is Chewbacca? http://www.starwars.com/
7. Do you work in the medical field? No, I do not.
8. Do you have a runny nose all the time? No way.
9. Do you have a dumpster around here? Yes, as a matter of fact it's outside.
10. Do you work in the film/tv industry? Yeah right. What do I look like, Sean Penn?

11. What do you do for a living? Freelance Computer Technician.
12. How much money do you make? None of your business, punk.
13. In what year did you achieve all your computer certifications? 2002.
14. Do you have a web page? Yep.
15. What is your email address? todd@toddcameronbrown.com
16. Can I copy your resume? Do what you like.
17. Is that a computer? Yes.
18. Can you drop that computer off at my house? Ha ha.
19. Do you have a computer for sale? I'm sorry, the computer is already sold.
20. Can you fix my printer? Pay me up front, and I'll take a look at it.

21. Do I get a printer? No.
22. Do you support Ricochet? Ixnay on the Ricochet.
23. What year were you born? I was born in the 1970s.
24. Where do you live? Los Angeles.
25. What kind of car do you drive? I live car-free.
26. Are you a natural blond? Yep.
27. What is your favorite movie? Enter the Dragon, Sin City, and The Wild Bunch.
28. What is your favorite color? Blue, Green, Red.
29. If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be? Lime.
30. What happens if you need it? Get it.

31. Do you work out? Not any more.
32. How many push-ups can you do? 50.
33. What is your average time in the 5K run? 22 minutes.
34. Are you related to baseball pitcher Kevin Brown? Actually, I am related to everyone who has the last name Brown.
35. What kind of beer do you drink? Dos Equis, Bohemia, Pacifico, Asahi, and Budweiser.
36. Are you Irish? If you're buying the drinks, I'll be anything. Sure.
37. Are you Catholic? I am not.
38. Do you have a Ralph's club card? I certainly do.
39. Paper or plastic? Uh...
40. Can you work on Saturday? I have a class on Saturday. I don't think I can make it.

41. You're a dick. Why don't you go fishing? I'm busy.
42. Did you watch the Lakers game last night? I heard it on the radio.
43. Can I borrow your credit card? Nope.
44. Can I borrow your cel phone? Perhaps.
45. Wanna be roommates? No.
46. Are you a magician? No.
47. GHB? I think you dialed the wrong number.
48. Is Selma there? Wrong number.
49. Who is Beetlebobskii? It's a nickname for a hockey player, former Detroit Redwings defenseman Yan Golubovsky.
50. Can you spare any change? How about a quarter?