The Short Joke Page

What's the similarity between getting a blow-job from and eighty-year-old and walking a tightrope?

In both cases you don't really want to look down.



Q: Why did the snowman pull down his pants?
A. Cuz he heard the snow blower coming!



Q.what did 1 lesbian frog say to another lesbian frog?
A. Say we really do taste like chicken!!



Q. when do you smack a midget?
A. when hen says yuor hair smells nice.


Q. what does an elephant use for a tampon?
A. a sheep


Q. what's an Aussie kiss?
A. Same as afrench only down under!


Q. What's the dif between a kiss ass and brown nose?
A. about 3 inches!


This dude was dying of thrist one day so he walked into the bar.. upon entering he soon discovered that it was a gay bar he had stubbled into. Well he walked upto the bartender and says
"Hey, may I please just get a glass water and get the fuck outta here, please."
"Sure buddy, but 1st you have to tell us the name of your dick!"
well the dude was a bit aprehensive, then retorted with
"ok, But 1st let these other guys go.. then I'll tell his name!!"
So they agree and everyone's listing off their lil guys name.. then finally it's the dudes turn and the bartender says
"Ok buck-o, what the fuck do you call it!"
and the dude says
"Secrect.."
and everyone looks all bewildered and says
and the dude says
"yeah secrect.. strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!!"



Four guys were out on the golf course. As one of them was teeing off at the 10th hole, which was next to the highway, they saw a funeral precession go by. Instead of teeing off, the guy removed his cap and placed it on his chest until the funeral had passed. At this point, the other three said, "You know, the was the most touching thing I've ever seen." And the guy answers, "Well, I was married to her for 15 years. It was the least I could do!"


Three old men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first old man, "What is three times three"? "274" was his reply. The doctor says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three"? "Tuesday" replies the second man. The doctor says to the third man, "OK, Your turn. What's three times three"? "Nine" says the third man. "That's great" says the doctor. "How did you get that"? "Simple" says the third man. "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday".
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