Once upon a night, actually early morning - July 18th. 1998 at 2 am., there was theese 2 young chickies, ohhhh let's call 'em Hanalulu and Zuzoo. The 2 were over at Hanalulu's place chatting on the net when Zuxoo's mother, Heil, called up to inform them that her father, Chief Pontiac, was 2 hours late from Horn Pout fishing. Heil got Zuzoo alllll worried. Heil told them that Chief Pantiac had with him Zuzoo;s lil brother, Blaze, adn his friend, Alfa Romeo. Alfa's parents had called up Heil and that's why she called up Hanalulu's place.
Zuzoo then desided that it would be best to trek 5 miles across town to her house, which is right across the street of the next town. skuppyville. Hanalulu put up no argument. In fact she say very happily.. "Fucker.. why not?!?! I can mail out this letter I've been meaning to send out!!.. Let's go bud!"
So at approxamtly 2am the 2 chickies snuck outta the house... at 1st the slowly crept down the stair.. so as not to awake anyone.. then once out the door, they BOLTED down the street!
The 2 were passed by a crappy car that rattled as it passed and it had its high beams on going threw town.. MORON!
They crossed the street to mail the letter adn on they went. Then all paranoid yelled at Hanalulu
"Shut up you're gonna wakeup someone"
but the truth of the matter was that Zuzoo was doing allllll of the talking.. ok ok so most of it anyways.
They walked past Zuzoo's place of work, KFC, and Hanalulu asked Zuzoo "What's his name?" pointing to C. Sanders. and after like 5 mins of Zuzoo thinking Hanalulu made fun of her.
As the walked, they passed some train tracks. Hanalulu opted to walk the tracks, cuz it would be quicker! But NOOOOOOOOOO that would be to easy for Zuzoo.. she can't do that! So on the main route they walked!
They walked up the street.. then they past a pal of Hanalulu. Just about this time Hanalulu hiccuped... a condition that has plaged poor hanalulu for well over a year now!. The hiccup made Zuzoo laugh and laugh and laugh... then she muttered a teary eye, soft spoken
"I peed my pants, stop."
Zuzoo stopped and sat down. Hanalulu thought she had only dribbled and in fact even while sitting in the middle of the street, Zuzoo was going wee wee!!
Hanalulu couldn't help but bite her tounge and laugh!
Zuzoo then stated that she was in fact gonna take her clean cloths she had in her back pack and change RIGHT there.. in the middle of the street!! Hanalulu, in a flash, turned around so as not to see her pal in all her glory!!! but Zuzoo said
"No don't turn around.. you can't see anyting in the dark"
Hanalulu said
"Yeah OK and like I REALLY want to see like that!!!"
Hanalulu remained turned around facing away from her unpotted trained pal!!!
About 30 mins. later, while going down Mink st. WHOOO should drive by... Non other then the gand chief himslef.. Cheif Pontiac, Zipping by on the street adjact to them, with out seeing them.
Hanalulu outta seer distroughtment threw her ½ emptied water bottle at her pal Zuzoo. Zuzoo cried
"OW!!! that hurt.. I still can't believe I peed myself! I haven't peed since Jan of 97!"
Then, after they had travled more then ½ way to Zuzoo's house, she says,
"Hanalulu, let's go back, everything's ok at my house."
Hanalulu, with water bottle in hand said
"No, no, let's keep on going, Biotch!"
So on through the street, right next to the woods they went. Zuzoo was scared shitless of every lil noise. All the snucks, dead cats, adn big scary dogs, oh my!
Hanalulu was only scared of the dog, cuz dammit that was 1 big assed mother fucking dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They finallyreached the streeet corner to Zuzoos house. They rimenist about the days of old. So many good memeories on that very street corner... getting picked up at 12 adn dropped off at 2:30. Hanalulu looked at her watch and low adn behold it was the drop off time!. They both thought bout sneaking in through the window as the once had. But soon remebered that Chief Pontiac had boardered up the window so they coudn't do that.. DAMN.
As they walked up the VERY big hill they were aprhensive bout the demon dogs that lived next door to Zuzoo. Luckily for the 2 chickies nothing happened! They reached the house alll outta breath adn talked to Heil adn Chief Pontiac and went up to Zuzoo's room adn wrote about their lil aventure across town and went to bed
