ok this is the interview between monica and me.. lyndsey
i thought it was very interesting and im sure after reading it you'll think the same!!
my life story
If im gonna go down
im gonna do it with style
You wont hear me surrender
you wont hear me confess
cuz you've left me with nothing
and i've worked with less
-ani d.-
ok the interview starts out with mó who has left for a shower(where she lives) and had forgot the save the last interview so we have to start over!!! isnt she clever! hee hee
stegui: uhwhat the hell?? could you see my writing?? huh.. I was like on for like more than15 minyelling LYNDSEY!!!!!!!!!!!
hehe cool... ohhhhhhh fucker.. know what I fucking did (or the lack there of)
Lyndsey: im so sorry i didnt know you were here!! i was so waiting ... no nothing... i went and found a cigar in my dads car oooo fun... hee hee im sorry i didnt have my sound thingie on... that way i could hear that i had messges either im sorry thats sad!!!! oh fucker did you copy that??????? hopefully you did
stegui: it's ok.. ohh it's ok.. I was just like why isn't she anwering. I'm sorry I blow up and like fliped out
(stegui looks down at the group and moves her foot in a cirlur motion)
Lyndsey: holy shit you didnt??? oh no!!!!!
stegui: (srugs her shoulders) yeah...
stegui: sigh. I'm a fuck up!!!!
Lyndsey: I wants to kill you not really but oh well, no you arent, lets do it again!! hee hee im ready
stegui: are you sure.. ok I'm sorry bout that!!!
Lyndsey: im so sure i relly want to see myself on yr web page!
stegui: hehe I wan to see you up there to!!!.. ok here we go(again)
ok well fav actor
LOL!!!!! you relaize noone but us are gonna get this!!
Lyndsey: ok FUCKING MATT DAMON!!! hes a hottie whoa i sound like dja vu i wonder why? hee hee oh and FUCKING RIVER
PHONEIX!!!!!!!!!!! yeah!!!!! mmmmmmm what a body on that one.....
stegui: fucking hell yeah... mmmm River!!!
Lyndsey: ok next
stegui: ahhhhh uh huh ok fav actress
Lyndsey: umm it would have to be JODIE FOSTER... and minnie driver and fucking talented audrey hepburn...
stegui LOL!!! this is funnier the 2nd time around!Ohh I luv all 3 picks!!
Lyndsey: shut up you weenie
stegui: LOL.. weenie!!
stegui: ok Fav movie
Lyndsey: ummm lets see lets see The Princess Bride wow that prince humperdinck!! hee hee
stegui: no clue.. never saw that one
Lyndsey: and The fucking breakfast club
stegui: ohhhhhhhhhhhh fucking hell yeeah!!!!!!!
Lyndsey: and also the quest for the holy grail.....
stegui Monty rocks!!!!
Lyndsey ok next..... he does doesnt he
stegui fav tv show?.. smurfs, yeah yeah that show is fucking awesome!!
Lyndsey ok wait what is it?? oh fuck... umm i know the other one no crap..... oh daria cuz she reminds me of me!!! and the FUCKING smurfs!!!!!!!!!
stegui: fav singer.. ani
Lyndsey: ok..... hee hee
stegui: fav group blink rancid and
Lyndsey: ok fav singer is not ani its FUCKING ani DIFRANCO!!!
stegui: ani DI-fuckinging-FRANCO!!
Lyndsey group is BLINK 182.... RANCID (sigh lars) !!!!!!!!
fav group BLINK-fucking-182!!! and RANCID.. fucking LARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lyndsey: hee hee rite on dear !!!!!! you are so rite!!! hee hee....
stegui LOL!!!
Lyndsey: ahhhhhhhhhh sigh oh lars i know you have a grrrl but im in love with you and half of the other guys in your band.... hee hee lets have a duck tape orgie!!! hee hee i know hee hee
stegui haha ok ok.. duck tape..hahahhahaha yeah.. it's gonna be da shit!!!LMAO!!! fucking right deary!!!!!!!!
Lyndsey: people are going to be shocked at this not to mentiuon any names *clears her thoart*
stegui: throat.. I spelled it right!!!! *relishes in her acomplishments*
Lyndsey: yeah thats it hee hee thoart hee hee ok we have esblished that hee hee ok next............
stegui ok ok sorry.. fav song?
Lyndsey: ok pee break
stegui: ohh hehe ok ko!!
Lyndsey: hee hee bladder problems you know its from all the sex with (sigh ) tom and lars.. ok back
stegui: LOL!! you're muscular lips must me tired!! ok fav song?.. Purple Haze!!!!!!!! jejejeje
Lyndsey: ummmm FUCKING blister is it in or on the sun hee hee
and.... what was the other one? oh yeah im a dork FUCKING purple haze that would be!!!! hee hee ok on with it
Lyndsey: LMAO@jeejee hee hee
stegui: fav color
Lyndsey: it would have to be ummm ok you thought i was goig to say fucking orange but this time its KICK ASS orange hee hee
stegui orange.. ohh can I tell me scooter story??..
Lyndsey: not now! we in the middle of an interview gosh what were you thinking hee hee ok mke it snappy
stegui: oh damn.. ok
stegui: yeah well it was part of the other one.. I dont think.. LOL.. yes master!!.. heh ok I was gonna paint my scooter orange!!!
stegui: *gets *dowwn* on her knees and .. jejej well you know*
Lyndsey: thats righte i wanna see you on your knees privaaaaate hee hee mo you have had lots of praticce getting on yr knees havent you? you do it with style diva friend hee hee i know i know hee hee
stegui: LMFAO!!!!!!!! hahhaha ok ok.. well hehe ok
Lyndsey: ok ready for this?????
stegui: ummmm fav sports team?
Lyndsey: THe KICKING ASs canadien snowboarding team... they smoke the shit!!!!!! hee hee olympics are so overated hee hee
stegui: mmm what a bunch of hotties!! yeah they (the olympics) are.. but those lil fat kids were funny at the begaining.
Lyndsey: oh yeah were you the one watching that with me? that was soooo funny!! ok now on now
stegui: uh huh.. yeah yeah it was!!!!!
stegui: fav book?
Lyndsey: ok i change my mind
stegui: ok.. to what?
Lyndsey: i think it would be ummmmm....see spot run...
stegui: lol
Lyndsey: no really hee hee i think the other side of the sun.. that was a really good book...
stegui: danm you're funny!!!
Lyndsey: and im reading another book too rite now for school the autobiography of MacolmX
stegui: that'sa nifty book!!
Lyndsey: i know!! nifty smifty... hee hee LOL ok on
stegui: easy sneezy
Lyndsey: LOL
stegui: umm fav food..
Lyndsey: phad (pud) thai (tie) its really good noodles with tofu and shrimp and its sooo good
stegui: uh huh yeah yeah sure.. I'll have to try it someday (SOON!!!)
Lyndsey: hee hee
Lyndsey: ok junk food rite? that would have to be the KICK ASs tims cascade potatoe chips plain that would be...
stegui: yeah! plain!!
ok cool.. least fav foods
Lyndsey: brussel sprouts,
stegui: I never fucking tried that
Lyndsey: good they suck knads anyway ummmm
stegui: knads!! LOL
Lyndsey: i will not eat eggplant or squash it looks like yellow and purple shit!!
stegui: haha good call. I don't like the neither.. ok next
Lyndsey: ok now hee hee
stegui: fav vacatoin spot?
Lyndsey: ummm i think fucking not wait LONDON sorry that rocks more than france yeah i did...
stegui: you went to those places?.. cool.. you'll have to tell me about it later!!. lucky whore!!
Lyndsey: i know it rocked i went last year!
Lyndsey: okee dokee babe... thats lucky crack whore to you!!!
stegui: ok hehee.. oh soo sorry.. *goes down adn kisses your royal hinesses feet!!* *likes down here*
Lyndsey: you should be! on the knee again i see practicing for the duck tape orgie??
stegui: LMFAO!!!!!! .. ohh hel yeah it wa.. hehehhe.. ok ok
Lyndsey: LMAO hee hee hee that was clever wasnt it im just so fucking smart! hee hee ok now what?
stegui: fav peice of clothing?
Lyndsey: oh thats easy My tie dyed grateful dead shirt from the 1995 concert that last of the GD forever.... i love that shirt
stegui: ohwoow... cooo chit.. that fucking rocks!!!
Lyndsey: chit? hee hee hee hee i know doesnt it!!
stegui: heh man after this interview.. you and me are gonna have some things to talk about!!
Lyndsey: yeppers we are... ok next.....
stegui: your greatest achievements
Lyndsey: oh shit thats tough.....
stegui: yeah well I had to through a for brain crapmers in there
Lyndsey: ummmm i think it would be a shootout i had when i was like 7.
stegui: A shoot out?? with who?..
Lyndsey: IT was the championship game and in soccer silly
stegui: LOL.. haha my mental images..hehehe...
Lyndsey: ok anyways i was in the goal and i didnt know what the fuck was going on and my dad (who was a crappy coach) told me to stand there and catch the fucking ball well easier said then done when your 7 and have only been play keep for like a season so i did exactly that i caught all the fucking balls they shot at me.. and i was so proud we won...
stegui: that's GREAT!!! good job! your old man must have been impressed!!
Lyndsey: hee hee that was so cheese ballish!!! hee hee well i dunno he never tells me wheter i did good or not.. but thats another day....
stegui: ohh the fucker!! well hey.. I'm proud of ya bud!!
Lyndsey: oh thanks it was 9 years ago... though hee hee ok anyways
stegui: who can you imitate?
Lyndsey: ummm imitate well people always say my laugh sounds like a chipmunk hence the name...
stegui: LOL!! hehe I cant wait to find out!!
Lyndsey: yeah that would be cool hee hee
stegui: ok uhh.. what do you want to do when you grow up..
Lyndsey: ok you want the long version or the short? hee hee
stegui: which ever is more entertaining!!
Lyndsey: ok i want to live on a sailboat in llike the south american waters and practice marine biology and sail all over the world.
stegui: WOW!!!! that sounds fuck soooo damn cool!!!!
Lyndsey: yeah and i will first be a get this a PYROTECHNIC with you!! hee hee or should i say jeje
Lyndsey: blowing the whole fucking country up that would be a site to see hee hee
stegui: LMFAO!!!!! awww yeah.. you and me bud. blowing things up the way they should be!!!.. I'm with you!!!! aww yeha.. and all form your boat!!
Lyndsey: yeah!!! my boats gonna be the Queen Latifa hee hee i like that name hee hee snort snort yeah totally but before we blow up the us we have to make a colony of hot men.... to visit every once and a while and...
stegui: hehe then we can sail away and fucking kick ass together!!.. yeah yeah. of course.. we must save all hotties!!.. hey we can clone them!!
Lyndsey: clone tom and lars like 100 times hee hee pleasure ahhhh hee hee yeah!!!!!! hell yeah!!!
Lyndsey: next Q?
stegui: yeah!!!.. uhhh your most tressured possession
Lyndsey: goddammit woman your making me think ummmm
stegui: ohh no we're about to have an explosin out in seattle.. braces you selves!!
Lyndsey: LOL hee hee prolly my quote and poetry books i love them
stegui: cool!!
Lyndsey: and they have pics of both lars and tom in them!!!
stegui: even cooler!!;o)
Lyndsey: hee hee wow what hotties (for the thousanth time) i said tome for time thats how pathetic i am!!!
stegui: but it's sooooooo damn true.. so it doesn't matter how many times you say it!!!
Lyndsey: ok next?
stegui: ok ummm what yer best quality
Lyndsey: holy shit i dunno!!!
stegui: you wnat me to list off a few??
Lyndsey: ok i guess good what??
stegui: lets see.. you're very honest.. strong willed.. detrminded.. clever.. a very beuatilful inner self person (as wel as outter beauty I'm sure!).. a GREAT friend.. respectable.. kick ass.. rocking taste in music.. greast taste in t-shirts.. and umm one more for good measure... and excellent scrapbook maker!!!!!
Lyndsey: hee hee thats so nice dear!! ohhhhhhh im touched really hee hee i sound lame ok now im blushing i hate blushing
Lyndsey: hell yeah thats rite!!!! LOL thanks ok i have to interrupt there is a chic on the tube whos singing and her nose is twitching like shit!! its soooooo funny LMAO@the retard girl on tv
stegui: HAHAHHAHAHA that's cool!!!
Lyndsey: ok sorry rtahts really nice what you said about me!! what a sweetie you are!!
stegui: hahah thanks!!.. hee but its' fucking easy to tell the truth!!
Lyndsey: ok now on..... aand on hee hee sorry im a bit impatient
stegui: ok ok... worst quailties?
Lyndsey: ok i can do this one hee hee
stegui: go for it...
Lyndsey: im overbearing, naive at times, too trusting, easily hurt, bad at spelling,
stegui: oh no no I've got you beat on spelling!!
stegui: is that it.. or is theer more?
Lyndsey: thats true... um wait more.... i have a raging temper... i think im right all the time.. i agrue too much.... i spend to much time thinking about what other people think about me.... umm i worry too much im bossy i talk to much i have an annoying laugh ok thats it hold on i have an icq
stegui: ok
Lyndsey: it was my sister telling me to go to bed! what a moron...
stegui: hehehe.. he invite her in if you like
Lyndsey: hell no i have had enoguhg of her today hold on again. now shes asking me why im not having fun and i said i was having fun! hee hee
stegui: jejeje
Lyndsey: ok next Q.?
stegui: ohh fucker.. oh oh ok.. something that makes you see red
Lyndsey: ummmm RAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! heee hee but to all the rappies i dont hate you just your music!!!
stegui: I agree!!!!!!!!!! RAP SUCKS the ass of the royal cow!!!
Lyndsey: RAP is the mutter of ALL PISS ANTS heehee hee ok i get it hee hee
Lyndsey: you are you are ok now pee break hee hee i have problems damn you tom for havin such a long oops sorry nevermind hee hee sorry i'll go pee now
stegui: LOL!Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wow!!!.. ok haha ok.. go!
Lyndsey: ok im back fast peeing doncha know!
stegui: lol.. damn you're a quicky!!
Lyndsey: *smells her cigar* ahhhhhh
stegui: *smells the mill* ewwwwwwww haha
Lyndsey : ewwwwww hee hee okee
stegui: person you'd most like to switch places with
Lyndsey: ummm thats a tough wait not really toms g-friend hee hee
stegui: LOL!
Lyndsey: ok no really i wouldnt want to be anyone other then myself!
stegui: ohhh good call!!!.. hey that's cool!! I like that one better!!..
Lyndsey: i know ahh im smooth hee hee
stegui: damn striaght!!
Lyndsey: im so full of myself hee hee welln ot really
stegui: well your full of something.. but uh.. hehehe..
Lyndsey: LOL!!!!!!!! tom you mean huh?
stegui: maybe..or only a wee bit of something from him..
Lyndsey: i think so!!!!!! huh? what are you suggesting monica????
stegui: neve rmind. I'm thinking really nasty like.. LOL
Lyndsey: ok dont tell me yuck!!
stegui: ok ok... Celebrity you're most often mistaken for??
Lyndsey: ok dont laugh but with my hair down my friedns say i look like a white bob marley hee hee
stegui: i won't *trys deprately to hold back her laughter.. but her mental image is to great.. can't resiste.. must laugh!!!* LOFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lyndsey: its weird hee no funny !!! hee hee LOL hee hee sorry is trying to decipher LOFO??? hee hee
stegui: sigh.. ok.. laugh out fucking loud..
Lyndsey: yet you forgot the last L
stegui: ohh damn... hehe I can't spell
Lyndsey: ok nexxxxxxxxxt......we all know mô wait that sucked
stegui: ok smartest thing you've ever done...162
Lyndsey: ummm mó thanks dear hee hee
stegui: yeah!!
Lyndsey: the smaartest thing i ever did huh? i dont think i have ever done anything smart
stegui: yepper-roo!!.. ohh come come now... the socer tryouts.. had you listen to your mum.. you most prob not be on the team!!
Lyndsey: but i think it would have to be buying tickets to boardstif so i could ss LARS and TOM in the same show...... ahhhhhhhhhhh... yah but soccer tryouts are every year no biggie
stegui: OHH goood chice!! mmmmmmmmm tom's butt.. yummy.. yeah but still.. ok well I like your one beter anyhow
Lyndsey: ok now
stegui: dumbest thing you've ever done
Lyndsey: oh now you got me did i tell you the story of me peeing on the beach in front of the fucking cop? i was a little "out" of it hee hee
stegui: umm I don't .. yeha yeah. tell it again!!!
Lyndsey: well me and my friend were a little umm not quite there and it ws 3 am and we were bored so we went to the beach next to my house.. and we were laying on the pier whee we see flashing lites and i was like what the fuck and then i relized it was cops and i was like oh shit what to do??? becuz they were blocking the only way outta the beach so me and my friend were like freaking out cuz we thought he would smell something oon us and bring us home and we had sneaked out of my house and my parents are piss ants and well so we hide behind the lifeguard sign and then i realized i had to piss like a racehorse and so i when the cop was shining his flash lite down on us pull down my pants and pissed all over the beach and for a grrrl thats a little embaressing hee hee and i was wacked and i though the copsaw me so i paniced and then i ran passed them and i think they saw me and were laughing but i was a little out of it and i forgot that i left my friedns down at the beach so i had to go back well anyways thats the end fuck taht wwas long......... hee hee im sure you do!!!! hee now im so embarassed my friends saw me piss all over the place.... hee hee
stegui: LMAO!! haha I love that story!!.. hehe.. haha.. oh how lovely to have your pals see you in such a stance!!
Lyndsey: i know im a dork hee hee they were behind me too!! not funny!
stegui: HAHAHHAHAHA ok ok.. yeah it it!!
Lyndsey: ok then what next...
stegui: person you most admire?
Lyndsey: ummm i think that would have to be BOb marley becuz he overcame so many things in his life and even when he died he still lived on in his music.
Lyndsey: ok now......... no prob where did you go?
stegui: Ohh my pal.. that NZ chicky icq-ed me
stegui: ok sorry bout that!!
stegui: alright cool!!.. umm coolest concert you've been to?
Lyndsey: ummm i think you know the ansswer!!!!
stegui: yah I know.. but the fine folks going to my site don't!!..
Lyndsey: ok the best concert well iahve two the last GD (grateful dead) concert and tom and lars in BOARDSTIF oh lets recap that for all the people it was harvey danger, our lady peace, rancid, the specials, and BLINK hee hee ok taht was such a good concert lars and tom (sigh)
stegui: ohh you lucky lucky lucky chick you!!
Lyndsey: ok enought of being a typical female sighing and such what a weenie i am
stegui: sigh.. blink.. sighs again.. you HAVE to take me to all kind of cool ass show when I get here. deal?
Lyndsey: ok now what? deal!
stegui: ok :o)!! ok favoite child hood memerory
Lyndsey: do i have any??
stegui: hehe neither do I!!
Lyndsey: no but hmm i'll make one up....
stegui: LOL go for it.. I won't tell!!
Lyndsey: lets see prolly when i was at camp and this boy i liked from another cabin used my toothbrush and told me it was like kissing without getting mushy i thought he was cool cuz i hated that stuf f too. but that was really real you there now you abadoner
stegui: hahaha what.. no I've been reading. yeah but I stil can read!!.. awww I'm sorry.. please go on!!
Lyndsey: sure i saw you were away! moo poo ok then sure i believe yyou... LOL its not that big a deal gosh!!
stegui: gollygee wilikers..
Lyndsey: ok any more q?
stegui: ohh yeah.. we're almost done!! Fav season?
Lyndsey: geezus it took us an hour!!!
stegui: hehe youve a very intertaining person to interview!!
Lyndsey: ummm summer like totally!!! its warm and i can sail then!
stegui: yeah yeah Summer rocks the shit!!..
Lyndsey: it does!!! but i hate the mosquitos and the bees... they suk... blood haha ahahahaha im so funny yes!!!!
stegui:hehe oh well!! yeah they do!! hahaha
stegui: ok LAST Q!!!!!
Lyndsey: yea!!!!
stegui: where do you see your self in 20 years?
Lyndsey: i already answered that!!! with you in my sailboat the Queen Latifa blowing up countries and cloning hott italien guys but no hair they have to shave it i hate hairy guys LOL im a dork
wait i thought of another q!!!!!!
stegui: ok what????
Lyndsey: what is yr fetish?
ohhh I likethat one!!!
Lyndsey: my fetish is cigars and socks hee hee i love cigars and i always have to have new white socks i cant wear dirty socks thats the one thin i hatae about camping!!!! hee hee im a dork!
stegui: socks?? hehehe. ohhhhh hehehhehhe.. see you really do learn someting new everyday.. I just happened to learn like 35 new thigs about you in an hour!!
ok that was our interview hee hee (ok i do say that a lot!) wow anyways you all who read this entire thing KICK ROYAL COCKS OUTTA ENGLAND!!!!!!!!! hee hee ok love you all stay positively cool and stay tuned for more.... like an ani difranco page and blink (sigh) with rancid page.
If you want to get into contact with that incredable cool chick Lyndsey!! click on Jane Lane.. she's cool and you KNOW Lyndsey's cool.. soo it was an easy choice of pics!!
