| You know you're a teenybopper if.... brought to you by Raychel |
| ~ You own all the teeny magazines, and it doesn't seem to bother you that all the interviews are the same... ~At a concert you scream and spasm everytime someone comes on stage (oh yeah because you know that Stage hand is just making you're blood curdle) ~ You throw things on stage (ex: bras, panties, stuffed animals) !~Come on people they are GUYS they have no use for those, at least throw like...boxers or something they can use. ~You take their mail (you do know that is a federal offense? Plus they need there credit card bills and water bills) ~ You take Nick's grass (ok this is just sick. Why? What are YOU gonna do with it. It's gonna die, and no one will believe its Nick's grass anyways) ~ Scream at them if you see them in a public place (ok first off that's rude, plus the fact that they are really gonna wanna talk to you or sign anything for a hysterical person who has blown their cover) ~You bring huge ass signs to concerts so that no one else 30 rows back can see (the rest of us would like to see...we did pay.) ~ You buy those dumb little glow sticks (its a waste of money and it's good for 1 night....plus I hate those some dumb person a couple rows back was twirling hers and it hit me in the head....needless to say she didn't get it back. ~ You write extremely long hate letters to Nsync and Nsync sites.... (I pitty the fool who does this...c'mon buddy!! if we leave them alone they'll leave us alone) ~ you write letters to BSB, or BSB fan club, and actually believe that they will write you back (HAHAHA) ~You write death threats to Carson Daly if BSB is below # 2 (WHO CARES, IT'S A DAMN SHOW!!!! YOU STILL GET TO SEE THE VIDEO!) ~You own all Fan memorbila...(sp?) ( Why? why do you need it?....Ok so I get it as presents but hey! that's different!) ~You tape all of BSB's appearences on TV (uhh....no comment) ~You scream when you see them on TV (this has no point) ~ You go over board on AJ support when you're own mother has the same problem and you say "screw her" (Ok sending AJ little yellow ribbons and jellybeans is not going to help the situation and it is DUMB!) ~ You piss on your Regis Phillban Picture because "He didn't let Kevin & Howie on WWTBAM" (whop di frickin do, it's not his fault they're dumbasses) ~You tell the boys you are going to marry them (sad sad creatures) ~You're 12 years old and you were skank ass clothes ~You think Nick is incredibly intelligent and refuse to accept other explanations. ~You tried to stop Brian or Kevin's wedding ~ You throw things at the Wives/Girlfriends (That is wrong, it's not their faults they fell in love with someone famous, no one goes throwing shit at your signifigant other.) ~You think Satana should be kicked off the music world because he stole BSB's grammy's.. (no no that's not ME!) ~You make you're boyfriend (he's what 13?) wear a skirt because Kevin did ~ You think AJ has the hippest style ~You go get your favorites Tatoos ~You don't accept a 100 bucks for a banner of the boys , Pop Tarts of Izone. (uh.....no comment again) ~You Believe the stories about Willa Ford beating up Nick (ok let's think about this... he's 6'2'' she's probably my height... 5'6''....Yeah I can totally see that *note sarcasm*) ~You think humor site webmasters SUCK! and they Are the Devil ( nono thats Kevin) and that they are NOt fans and should be hacked or shut down!... (No it's called hi! I have a sense of humor!) ~You thought Kevin looked good in the skirt ~ You live in a fanfiction world ~ You don't pay for you're own concert tickets, after all you are mommy and daddy's little girl (I HATE PEOPLE WHO GET FREE SHIT!) ~You think Nick wrote Shining Stars about you. (I didn't even know he could write....) ~You live in a fanfiction world. ~You're 9-12 |
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