| Name: Nick Carter (AKA I like the Ocean boy) Sex: What did Mandy say to you!?! *squeaks* I don't have sex! It's a big lie, you all are my girlfriends Desired Position: Realy? I get to choose? Well.. I lyke to sit on my cooch playin video games, while eatin cake, chips, turkey, oreos, *5 pages later* cupcakes, spaghetti, ok yeah I got it covered. Desired Salary: Hosteses Treats...man that would be PHAT! Or those game cartrages..... Education: What? Is this a trick kestion? Kevin said I don't got to answer dat kestion since i dint go to school yo. *opps* Do you have any special talents: Man we can talked abot that later Most Notiable Accomplishments: My handz got callosed up becaz sexy bitch...er Brian and I pleyed video gams Reason For Leaving Previous Employment: Kevin kicked me OUT yo, just becaz I used nair on his eyebrows. Can we Contact your previous employment: Kvin is mad becaz he aint gettin no sex yo from his bitch, no eyebrows frek him ot Do you have any physical restrictions that would prohibit you from lifting 60 LBS: Lobster? man wear?.. I'm hungry, I aint scared of no lobsters just the sharks, dont be throwin no sharks in ther Do you have a car: Man damn yo course, but you aint be drivin it Do you swear that the above is correct to the best of your knowledge: Pinky swear Sign here: Aquaris ( see aqua man i like water) |