| Reason for leaving previous employment: See Above May we contact your last employer: The Lord loves all who love him. Most Notable Achievement: I got the wedding dress off of my wife, it took 8 different pairs of scissors, and a lot of butter, but she slipped out in less then 5 hours |
| Name: Mr Wallace, Sometimes Leighanne allows people to call me Brian. Sex: What would the bible say? Desired Position: Wait...is this a trick? I get to pick.....I usually do whatever Leighanne wants to do Desired Salary: I'll have to get back to you, Leighanne's trips to the mall vary Last Position Held: I had my hands on my hips, and yelling at Nick for stealing MY playstation. MINE. Dumb little shit |
| Do you have any physical restrictions that prohibit you from lifting over 60 lbs: I lifted Leighanne's dress didn't I? Do you have any special skills: The little girls outside on the street corner, asked to see my special moves, I didn't know what that was about, and I gave them a bible. Do you swear that the above information is true: I am a man of God, I do not lie Sign here: Leighanne's Bitch......*does 5 hail marys* B.Wallace |