Leighanne Rules
(Raychel's comments in Italics)
New York- Popstar Britney Spears was in a fight Friday night, an apparent victim of her own big mouth (to bad her mouth wasn't damaged in the process, taht would be a plus for the world) . Spears was entering a party her own record labe, Jive, was throwing and was overheard trashing the members of the Backstreet Boys (dumb bitch better watch her mouth while JuJu Timberwigger isn't around) who happen to be her label mates. A witness said Spears was repeatedly heard making the comments about the groups appearence on her own album.(Hunny you should be thankful, that's the only reason people bought you're album) She also complained a great deal about their new album, trashing most of their songs off their third album, Millenium, which incidentally has been sitting at the number one on the Billboard chart for a month. (And where was yours Brit Brit? No where near there...) She reportedly made a very offensive remark about one particular track, The Perfect Fan, a song written by Backstreet Boys Brian Littrell about his mother. (That is a FREAKING good song Hoochie! just because your mom is a ho and still thinks she's 15, doesn't mean a song about Mom's is crap!) Spears called the song "crap" and continued bashing it, even as Littrell, who was arriving at the party himself, passed. Witnesses overheard Littrell saying he was going to ignore her, apparently the same didn't go for his guest, Leighanne Wallace, Littrell's girlfriend of several years confronted Spears about her comments and they got into a heated argument. Spears tried to attack Leighanne without any success, before Wallace swung out at Spears sending her crashing to the carpet and knocking her out cold.(I knew I always liked Leighanne......) Littrell took his girlfriend by the hand and led her away from Spears, into the building.(Why Brian!! you made her leave before she could destroy her throat and diagraphm...that way no more Shitney Queers!) Wallace, as she entered the party, was overheard yelling at Spears "Want to be hit one more time!" (That is pretty funny...I wish I coulda seen the look on Brian Bears Face!!!) A clever reference to Spears song "Hit me Baby one more time". After Spears was revived, she left the party with no comment. No law suit is pending as of yet. The reporter thinks she got what she deserved. (DAMN STRAIGHT!!!!!!) |
