| The Heart and Soul of Nick Carter |
| Ok, I don't know what the HELL I was thinking when I bought this corny ass book...I orginally bought it as a biography for an english project 2 years ago...man was that a dumb idea. The book is barely even about Nick, it is more about Janey's family. it's just another chance for Janey the stage mother to expliot her sons. It really pisses me off. Personally if my mom ever wrote this kind of shit about me I'd be pretty damn pissed....But the "book" is so cheesy its funny, I picked it up yesterday after not even looking at it for two years, and I had a pretty good laugh. I even learned that Nick comes from a long line of beauty queens *hmm* there's a kicker. Raychel's comments will be in BOLD. |
| From time to time Nick expresses an interest in joining the military. (HAHAHA Nick in the military? Yeah right he'd probably give away military secrets he's so dumb) It's hard for me to imagine him in uniform, (yeah i know Janey, then you wouldn't have anyone supporting you) but not hard for me to imagin that he'd be one of the most physically fit enlisted men ever to start basic training. (OMG *excuses herself to laugh for about 30 minutes* Ok, good use of the word imagine Janey, because you'd have to imagine pretty damn hard....Nick physically fit *hahahahaha*. (this is Nick's note at the beginning) When I became discouraged, Mom used to quietly ask me, "Nick, are you sure you want to do this?" (Nice try to hide it Nick, we all know that Janey would take him aside and beat him over the head and say DAMNIT NICK you better do this or else I'll bust a cap! *ahem*) Although it was hard work for a kid, I knew in my heart I did, so I always told her, "Yes" (Too damn cheesy..another thing, whoever did Nick's proof reading must have had one hell of a job :) If a callback never came, or when another boy got the part, I'd (yell at him mercilessly) say, "Go ride your bike" (over a cliff) or, "Go play Nintendo (Ah, so you're the f***er who messed him up Janey) or ball with Aaron" (yet again plugging Aaron) Nick was a Child star in the making, but I wanted him to always remember he was a child first, a star-in-the-making on the side *yeah right my ASS!* **More to Come** |