| Boyband Application |
| Name____________ (If needed can we change it to something more appealing than... George?) Age ____ (if over 25 can you lie about your age) [ ] yes [ ] no Marital Status: [ ] Single, [ ] Single w/ girlfriend (If so please do NOT bother completing this application, and come back when you break up with the hoe), [ ] Married (why the hell are you here?) [ ] Divorcee (well we can make up some bs) [ ] Gay (well, if you are still cute we can lie about it, but tell anyone and you're gone) School Completed: (circle one) 9 10 11 12 (anything above and you need to leave.) Weight: [ ] Under 125 [ ] Over 125 (if so are you willing ton starve yourself but say you eat like a pig?) Height: ______ (If over 5'7' you will be hidden in the back for no one to see) Do we have permission to use your likeness as a clone for future boy bands [ ] yes [ ] no Are you a virgin: [ ] yes [ ] no, If not please repeat this phrase "my mother never to have sex until I'm married" Have you ever got anyone pregnant before [ ] yes [ ] no, (If yes you will not be allowed to have fans in your room unless you complete a certain checklist. 5 condoms, pregnancy test, and signed parent permission form from the parents. Special Talents: (check all that apply) [ ] singing (preferable but we'll teach ya) , [ ] dancing (at least have some kind of rhythm, if not at least look goregous), [ ] ebonics (This position is already filled, if JuJu Timberlake jumps off a cliff, we'll call ya) [ ] acting, [ ] musical instruments (No blowing in a bottle, or slapping your stomach does not count unless you make it look sexy), [ ] humping the floor or pelvic thrusting, this can make or break your sexuality for 12 year old girls. If you have any other talents that we can exploit and make money off of please state on an attached piece of paper. |
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