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"Welcome" a silky voice drits out of the mist. The mist parts, revealing a man. And yet . . . is it? It takes you a moment to realize the 'man' has fur and large rabbit ears.
The man grins when he notices you staring at his ears.
"You'll need to get used to this, stranger." and disappears. You blink, and realize a sign stands where he was just the moment before. It reads: