My senior will

This is my senior will as published in the May 1999 issue of "The Vision" - the newspaper for Windsor High School.

I, Michelle Nicole Dillow, leave the following:

To Mark Boemler, I leave the ability for your poop to defy gravity.

To Robin Simmons, I leave the song "What's Love Got To Do With It?"

To Rachel Luebbert, I leave a diaper for SMSU finals.

To Sarah Crews, I leave a D-cup bra for the guy's changing room at SMSU.

To Matt Blessing, I leave a kiss on your ear.

To Pat Hutsler, I leave a bass clarinet without the "b".

To Sean Griffin, I leave flashlight tag.

To Sarah Dorn, I leave a box of paperclips.

To Sonny Sintas, I leave Slim-Fast and training wheels.

To Jeana Graham, I leave a hair appointment for prom.

To Chris Blair, I leave green hair dye and a book of stamps.

To Jake Fitts, I leave a bar of soap to wash out your mouth.

To Jared Burnett, I leave tetris and garage days re-revisited.

To Jenny Coats, I leave a new tooth.

And finally, To Chris Larrow, I leave a lifetime supply of donuts.

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