Quotes
"If I can't afford to be drinking Michelob Light I shouldn't be drinking at all!" - Dave Reed
"Its a shiny taco!" - Amy Hankins
"You know Shaggy had to smoke weed. He wore the same pants every day. You know he had to smell like popcorn shrimp and ass" - Andrew Cramer on Scooby Doo
"Its only spitting now but it's bound to get harder" - Megan Coonrod talking about the rain
"It's been a long time since i've pulled on something that hard." - Me
"I'm gettin herpes tonight! You want herpes too?" - Burd
"They can take that piano proficiency test and shove it up my ass!" - Me raggin on the SMS music department
"He's so excited that you could put a brick on his head and it would fall off" - Mom talking about Dad and his new kit bikes
"I can't do it, its too small!" - Me talking about playing clarinet again
"You can beat the hell out of each other and not hurt anything." - Natalie Trumbo
"I am the amazing towelhead!" - Me
"If someone is eating something and they say 'this is so gross, try it!', I have to try it just to see how nasty it is." - Natalie Trumbo
"You all and your wierd, fake lesbianism" - Dave
"Natalie, what's the difference between root beer and sarsparilla?" - Kendra
"BURP!!!" - Natalie
"Burnett's Vodka, that's a good way to die." - Matt Caufield
"The number one hit this week, 'The Bitches are Dying', by Bestial Whale!" - Me and Bill
"I know Michelle's super power. It's personal space invader." - Kurt Boemler
"I thought I was going to be so scared that I would want to crawl into my own pants!" - Me
"Yes Michelle, we're shit heads, but you have big boobs so its okay." - John Easter
"There's my ticket to hell, right here on my penis." - Bob
"I can really see your bra through that shirt like it's no tomarrow." - Me
"Your repulsiveness is so attractive." - Kurt Boemler
"Excuse me while I rub lotion on my butt." - Me
"That's her major you fuck!" - Jen Francis
"Haha, Biatch! Thanksgiving is a crock! Fuck the turkeys!" - Keith Bourbon
"I'm too drunk to scream!!!" - Louis Crites while arm wrestling
"Maybe because ironing bdus is stupid. Have you ever seen a nicely pressed tree? Spit shined boots look good on a corpse." - Kurt Boemler
"Anyone wanna go pump some iron?" - Kendra Reed
"I already took my mid-terms!" - Sarah Crews talking in her sleep
"You have your hand up it, its not going to play!" - Ryan Mueller
"Now with saying that, I must go outside, pull down my pants, and melt the driveway." - Chris Blair
"Driving Michelle's car is like driving a rhinocerous." - Natalie Trumbo
"I went Popen' with the Pope in the Popemobile" - Pat Hutsler
"Michelle forgot that it was the 90's today" - Tim Moore
"Yes Michelle you bring annoyance into my life and I thank you so much" - Mark Westermayer