Me: Sexy Beast when did you start to notice that you were "Oh so sexy"?
Aaron: A'ight. Well it all started when I was in 2nd grade. I was eatin puddin with the other kid's when I was caught by a glimsp of myself in the spoon. I wuz like "Omg. Dude. I'm really really really rediculously good looking. And from that day forward I knew I was a sexy beast. Ok next question Kayla.
Me: Do you feel that you are sexy?
Aaron: Of course I do. Every day when I'm in the shower I'm lookin at myself and I'm like "Dude. If I was a girl. I'd do me."
Me: Good answer. Mister Aaron. Now now. What happends if your kids are very ugly? Would you disown them?
Aaron: Well that's a tough question. I would love my kid's so I wouldn't disown them. But as you can tell by my looks Ima be rich and all. So I'd just get the kid's plastic surgery.
Me: Erm..Very good. Well I want your opinion Mister Aaron. <Holds up the microphone.> Who's hotter? Britney Spears or Christinia?
Aaron: Britney Spears tit's are fake. So I'd say Christinia.
Me: Sir tell us about your dream girl. Her looks and all.
Aaron: Mine would have to have blonde hair, tan, nice eyes, nice lip's, nice body, nice face, nice personality and a good sense of humor.
Me: .. Why only blonde's? <Twitch. Being brunette.>
Aaron: Blonde's are hot..
Me: SO I AM NOT?! <Freaks out.>
Aaron: Yes you are.
Me: Good. Now you can stay on my web page.