Witches,no?
         Time for some history lessons,kiddies.In the 12th century or maybe more (something like that) , people believed in witchcraft and the devil more than God.The people feared the witches and their crafts can ruin,destroy or curse a man to oblivion and works for Satan himself.They hate devil worshippers and they hate witches.So the only decision to be made is to hunt them down and burn em alive.Problem is,there's not much witches out there and most of them are smart and do-gooders.So what do they do?Sent out a couple of witch-finders/hunters,with a few bag of gold coins, these suckers believed those hunters that they can find em.Stupid.How do they spot one,if you ask?Well,they started to add some ridiculous shit on how to recognize a real witch and the ways of making sure that it's really a witch (Their way of human fucking rights).
      Now then,modern medicine weren't discovered yet (And no,we are not talking about Dr. Quin the medicine fucking woman) , and a slight attack from any of our modern deases can be sure enough to  framed you of being a fucking witch yourself.A slight of astma attack,or mebbe fainting on a broad daylight will be enough evidence for them that you work for Satan himself.Unfucking believable.The tests are very simple (Oh,there's more than 1 fucking test...they are fucking sturbborn idiots)...

First Test : To strip your clothing to find out if there any marks on you...scars...shit like that (I pity the people who has accident scars or just plain scars on their body in the good ole' days)....If you have 1,then you're a witch.Fucking simple.

Second Test : To torture you so painfully 'till you confese that you're a witch.Hot pokers,whips.chains,burning you with a stick of fire and my favourite stuff of all....a handcuff full of spikes underneath it.Clamp your fucking hands with full o' holes.

Third Test : Since you still didn't confesed and still able to fucking survive all that suffering,they got more...they gonna wrapped you with chains,lock you up and throw your body to a river or lake.This test is to prove whether if you are a real witch or not by determine if your body floats or not.If your body floats...then you're a worshipper of God...if you sunk underneath a fucking lake or river...well,you 're working with Satan.Stupid?yes.Fucking idiots?indeed.It doesn't really matter if your carcass floats or not,you're already fucking dead.So much for them,they thought.
                     Now the third test are rarely used since nobody can survive all that torture and most of the poor teenagers (It really doesn't matter whether you're a boy or girl) confessed that they are witches themselves.And what next?...well,it's BBQ season and the meat is teenagers (Most of the "dead" witches dated at that time were virgins and yes,teenagers.It's rare to see an old man burning by a pole).They fucking strapped you to a pole in broad daylight and in public and burned you alive.Those people cheered alot.Fucking idiots and fucking inhuman...then again,humans are like that.
       People had a hard time to know the difference between stuff is good and stuff is bad.Witchcraft is like a religion and religion has based on two factors...good and evil.We got God here and we got Satan over there.Like religion,witchcraft are based on that.Good and evil.There's a balance on these things,and those motherfuckers just thought that witches are pure evil.Still,to this day,most people (Which is dumbasses and listens to mostly like boy/girlbands) still thinks that witchcraft are satanic.No kiddin'.A witch (Who's a friend in MIRC told me that witches are called Wiccans or Wicca) told me that if you curse someone or perhaps wish yourself a better deal,it will come either 3 times worse or 3 times better.So they don't do that shit and it's against their rule and principle.Everything comes in a price...don't even try to fuck it up.
Innocent,no?
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