Okay,FACTS TIME,PEOPLE!!!
I remembered that Jim the Retard King told me that he saves up some cash and BROUGHT a new car."PROTON WIRA".For those people who don't about this car(most of them do but indulge with people who's not familiarize in Malaysia's custom SHIT)It's a FUCKING NATIONAL CAR.Oh yeah,he told me that he even DIGS up more cash to have his "PROTON FUCKING WIRA" and sprayed it with METALIC GOLD colour.You know,it's kinda expensive to spray colour on a FUCKING car.Especially when it's about METALIC GOLD colour!!!And besides no one in this country would want to have that colour on their cars.It looks like a friggin Urine(Pee).But your Psychotic neighborhood Stanley and his INFORMERS DID NOT find any METALIC COLOURED PROTON WIRA car at his place.So he gives some LAME excuse about HIS sister always uses HIS car for a drive and treated it like it was her own car.And he DID say that it was HER fault for takin' HIS car and that is why he was so FUCKING late at SunWay Pyramid and not be able to participate the competition.BUT another INFORMER told me that(which is Jim's nephew) said that that car IS her SISTER's car and she brought the car with her OWN money to buy it.And there's no such thing about having to spray a Metalic Gol Colour ON the FUCKING CAR.And one more thing.He was working in the morning and he didn't took any leaves on Saturday morning.I know,thanks to the Informer(Jim's Nephew)
Facts(And about FRIGGIN TIME too)
Fact No.1 : How the Fuck can he be any late to participate the competition when he's working on Saturday morning and the competition starts in the morning?So tell me,would you be any late for that?YOU JUST MISSED THE COMPETITION!!!
Fatc No.2 : Nobody in their Right minds would want a Metalic Gold Colour on their cars.If they are rich,I can't balme them.But you ain't.Especially when it's about Jimmy's case.
Fact No.3 : So you got your own car.You treat it like it's YOUR car.Won't you?So,if your brother says that it's his FUCKING car and he brought it with his HARD EARN CASH.And kept on Blabbering about it for a couple of weeks to those people who don't even own a car.(That's us)Don't you think it's time that we should stuff a grenade in his ASSHOLE and watch it blows it apart while we are sitting FARAWAY with a BIG binoculors and laugh while his ASS got Bigger than the SHITHOLE? (We didn't do that but still.WE WISH!)
So what did Jim do when he reached there and met up with Aaron and the group?Watch people danced and see how they screwed it up.They have competiters from Penang,Malacca,Sabah,Phillepines,Korea,Japan and last but not least Belgium.One more.Our good old Kuala Lumpur Fucking State.Jim was overly EXCITED 'cause there's a lot of pretty girls in there.And said to Aaron that all those girls in there are Japanese girls 'cause they are pretty girls.If there's a pretty girl around DOESN'T FUCKING MEAN she's a Japanese!!YOU DUMBASS!!!!Even the ladies with uniforms are Japanese too 'cause they are pretty girls.Wotta moron.Okay,the competition is sponsered by "PRINGLES"(It's a trademark for the potato chips)That explains the ladies with the uniforms.And that's even explain on the INCOMPETENCE of Jim.Even more,Jim gets WAY too OVER excited on the REAL japanese girls which they participate in this competition.At that time,your FUCKING HERO was drooling like a FRIGGIN dog who hasn't even been fed for a couple of days.Oh my,I Fucking wish I was there.There were a group of em.4 actually.2 join in the competition.And the first one lost in the first round.The other went up to SEMI FINALS.And Jim kept on blabber like an Friggin Idiot on how beautiful they are and how he wanted to RAPE them.Seems like a serial rapist to me.The problem with OUR HERO is that he don't have the balls to do it 'cause MAIN CHARACTERS don't commit crimes and go to jail.So Aaron took the fourth place which is lucky for him.Congratualations on your prize and Thanks alot for the treat in "KFC".So they all wanted to go back by takin' the "Metro" bus.It was 11 somethin' PM(Almost 12 midnight i guess).But i do recalled on what my INFORMER told me.That if Jim didn't followed them back by takin' the "Metro" bus he would RATHER took a Cab back home.What a Snob.So they were 4 of them.And they sat on the back of the bus.The first kid sat next to the window.Next it was Aaron.Third it was another kid.And last but not least...JIM.My INFORMER told me that the seat next to Jim was empty.And the bus was a bit packed.There were some people from the competition standing in the Fucking bus.A guy said to a pretty girl that there's a seat next to Jim.Guess what did she said?She said no 'cause the guy(which is Jim the Retard) is so FUCKING good looking and rather not sit next to him.What a Sarcasm!!!Bravo!!God,I really Fucking wish I was there to see his face!!So what did our Main Character did when he heard that?Nothing.Well, he did felt so FUCKING DEPRESSED ABOUT IT!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!Serves ya right,ya MORON!!So they were talking and chatting and havin' some snacks.The Pringles Potato Chip.The First guy took a piece of chip.Aaron did the same.The third guy took 4 pieces of chips.And when Jim saw the can of chips.He took the whole can and ate it without stoppin'.So basiclly they were pissed off and said that you can't just leave that can open for so long.It might spoiled the taste.And they took away the can from Jim.And found out that the can was half empty.There's a Sin for you,ya FUCK!GLUTTON!!!After that,they reach back to Kuala Lumpur and Jim was pissed off on the bitch 'cause she said he's not good looking enough.He said "That pretty girl...." and suddenly he stopped and said "That girl thinks that she's really Fucking pretty.Why,there's a lot of pretty girls in Kuala Lumpur which is far more prettier than her" He was about to say the word "Pretty" didn't he,folks?So after that they went to a Mamak Stall and ate some dinner.But Jim didn't ordered anythin' to eat.He just sat there and drank 2 Cokes.He even showed them that all he got was 5 bucks and can't afford any dinner.
Fact No.3 : Hey,didn't he said something about takin' a cab back home?Why da Fuck he's cashless and all he got is a lousy 5 bucks??And besides if ya take a cab around 11 something PM.Most proberly that it will take ya more than half an hour to reach to Kuala Lumpur.And by that time,it's double charge for you and it cost around 20 bucks for the fare.How da FUCK can ya pay 20 bucks with ya lousy 5 BUCKS???
So this just teaches ya.Never try to be a MAIN CHARACTER.Ya ain't even WORTH ta be a FUCKIN' MAIN CHARACTER.As for Jim...well,he was depressed on how that pretty girl insulted his feelings.HAHAHAHA!Look on the bright side Jim...least ya givin' us a GOOD LAUGH!!!
