Good evening , Kiddies.Or is it Good Morning?Ah , FUCK IT!Makes no FUCKING difference anyway.Okay , your FAVOURITE FUCKING CHINESE GOTHIC is BACK for more stories of Jimmy!"The Truth is always in the Stupid Shit Head's Heart not his Fucking mouth".Tonight's stories is about a man without his balls to confront his fear and cry like a FUCKING baby!A man without his DIGNITY.Without his set of Balls with him.STUPID LOSER.Now then it started a long time ago....a couple of years back , that he told me about this BULLSHITTING PEE CRAP stories to me.It started when he was form 3 or secondary 3.He told me that he was a BASKETBALL PRO.Yeah right.Like I fucking believe him.
He can even throw a 3 point score WITH NO PROBLEMS.You people believe that?I certainly don't!Okay , he was practicing his maneuvers with his chumps at the basketball court.Okay , picture this , from what I heard from him , he describe it like this.The court was outside of school's building.The land are made of ROAD.Not a plain smooth road.So I guess that's a pretty stupid way to put a basketball court.Okay this SHIT HEAD is practising and all of a sudden....he accidently threw the ball at the form 5 or secondary 5 guys.Which pretty much pissed them off.BIG TIME.So those guys came to the SHIT HEAD and asked "Who threw this BALL?".Our Valiant FUCKER says BOLDLY to the guy by answering them he threw the ball.So a minute later.They were having a arguement.And our VALIANT Stupid Shit Head was , at that time , holding a ball with his hand.Only with his hand.Threw the ball at the guy's face which knocks off his glasses and VALIANTLY SQUASHED the glasses with his shoe.After that , the discipline teacher came and all of them just left as if there's nothing happened.
Fact No.1 Okay , who would be STUPID enough to have a basketBall court with a Rough ROAD to play in it?If you fell.....won't that PRETTY much FUCKING SCRATCH YOUR FUCKING KNEES TILL YOU CAN SEE YOUR BONES???
Fact No.2 Well , if you got hit by a ball at the face and knocks off YOUR glasses and THIS JERK tries to step on it and SQUASH it out of its MISERY....won't you be FUCKING PISSED OFF???
Fact No.3 If you're pissed off.....won't you start a fight even there's a STUPID discipline teacher comes by and won't you even give a SHIT about him??And why the FUCK is every FUCKERS is leaving as if nobody even FUCKING remembered what the FUCK happened?
My informer told me that the basketball incident were true....not all of it.You see.....he DID threw the ball at the guy.The guy DID came to him and asked who did it.But you never knew THIS SHIT is gonna Happened.You see....there's a arguement....and the big guy(The secondary 5 guy) smack our VALIANT hero's face.And what does our VALIANT FUCKER did?....Nothing.That'sright.Nothing.Well , HE DID CRIED.Yup , He Cried.WHAT A WUSS.He goes off and told alvin(My informer) that , that guy is FUCKING crazy and we shouldn't play with him.So what about the 3 point score shot he got???Simple.....he's been buying a video tapes of a ANIME CARTOON called "SLAM DUNK".That's right....ANIME CARTOON.If nobody knows what the fuck is an ANIME,It's a Japanese animation cartoon.And what the Fuck is "SLAM DUNK"? well.....That's a cartoon based on a "MAIN CHARACTER" who FUCKING played basketball and ended up as a FUCKING HERO.This guy not only buys this "SLAM DUNK"....he brought "SAILOR MOON"......This cartoon based on a "FEMALE CHARACTER" who posses the power to vanquish the evil.Also , there's a "MAIN CHARACTER" in there called the "MASKED WHATMACALLIT" I don't even know what the FUCK is his name but I don't give a shit.Saves the "FEMALE CHARACTER" each time she's having a trouble she can't handled herself.It's a Anime cartoon which kids and girls likes to watch it.Guys just wants to collect it for collection item.But this FUCK not only collects them....he wanted to be the "MASK WHATMACALLIT" SHIT.What a FUCKING LOSER.Jimmy old boy , lemme give a few advise.....GET A FUCKING LIFE AND GO BACK TO REALITY and BE SURE TO FUCK A PIG'S ASS WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!!!
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