| It's been too long that i haven't fucking wrote some good stories about Jim.Found that cocksucking bastard and had a truce with that pervert.Seems to me that he got a whole lot fucking worse than before.He still works at Shangri La hotel as a kitchen boy but unable to work in a fucking pub as a waiter anymore...why?...damn fucking place were teared down and he has to fucking wait and look for a new fucking job at night.What's he doing when he's not working at nights....applying a japanese language class and maybe someday he'll REALLY go to Japan.The thing is....he know shit about mandarin language and in japanese language,you gotta KNOW mandarin or you gonna have a great fucking time knowing SHIT.Well,i'm proud of his determination to go to Japan and stay there,work there and even have a japanese girlfriend for a whore in his life forever.You might think and even asked "So?what's the big fucking deal with that,bitch?"....well,NOTHING...cept the fact that if he doesn't learn any real japanese language,he won't be able to stay in Japan as a "Citizen",well there's another option for him if can't be a citizen in Japan,jump off the fucking plane while reaching to the big rising sun.He can be an illegal imigrant (Alien,and no...not those fucking aliens in the fucking movie),stay there for about 10 years WITHOUT being caught and after that....you're home free.Good luck,you fucking pervert. The second deal that's really nice is that he's been into spending frenzy,using his "Visa" card,showing off to everyone and even brag about spending 10,000 bucks on clothing...(10,000 bucks,in Malaysian cash and on CLOTHES...)...designer clothing like Armani and crap like that,the kind that idiotic teens would wear and bragged about.Why can't he fucking spend 2000 fucking bucks on PS 2 (Playstation 2) and be fucking happy about it?....and what the fuck did he say to me??.....it's too fucking expensive and 'sides that he already has a NORMAL fucking playstation and he's happy about it.I was totally fucking stunned....my jaw dropped and i can't sleep for days after hearing his moronic words came out.Gave me fucking nightmares too.Know why he's into a spending frenzy?....it's gonna be Chinese New year in February and he does his shopping on November....everyone NORMAL fucking people did their shopping on January and he did it on November.Saying that the shop outlets won't cheat on your cash before Chinese New year....jesus fucking christ....there's a big sale and he don't want anything to do with it.Fucking idiot. So what the fuck did he bought?....i dunno...a 1000 bucks Armani long sleeve sweater....in hot SUMMER.Says to me that it feels good wearing that crap and cooling too...i am totally stunned.What else did he bought?...nuthin' much....a lot of clothes.....and some cheap stuff.He was eager to show it to us ("Us" as in me and ah Fatt) and even showed us some facial creams that he bought....worth around 860 RM bucks.....(Ringgit Malaysia).He'll do his facial crap twice every week,like those facial masks 'cept that it's a cream and he looks like a fucking MIME ("Mime"...a french clown doing expressions and no fucking sounds for them...). The reason he does that crap coz that he wanted to be much more good-looking than before....trust me,he can't go any more good-looking after that.Hell,we asked this sucker doesn't it cost too much for a few cups of cream that looks like dried cum??...haha,he gaves us the reply that says that he's a regular customer and they already gave him a discount...like taking 20-30 bucks off.Oh man,this guy is sooo fucked up.He'll buy this dried cum once a month,hell...even went those facial shops to do it every once in a week.He's even avoiding hot food and always stays on the cool food.Like ice cream.Whenever i call this dick weed out for a drink,he'll always have a nice bowl of fucking ice cream and not having any fucking drinks at all.One of these days,he's gonna die of fucking diabitties.Now he's into everything that's made of Japan or things that involves Japan.Hell,he can't smoke but he loves japanese ciggarettes and plays with them.DumbfuckingAss.Well,i hope you readers out there enjoy this crap and hopefully i can listen to more stories from this dick weed,ciao baby. |
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