| Sublime War |
| You know,you should fucking take your fucking time and watch or fucking read about stuff from WW I to WW II or some shit that happened long fucking time ago and it's really fucking funny.No,i'm not talking shit like men that died in a fucking horrible death (Well,it was funny though) ,what i'm talking about is fucking bloopers from war but before that,i'm gonna say some respectable stuff to 1 fucking guy from WW I.He's the Red Baron.His real name is Baron von Richthofen and he's a german.No,i'm not fucking supporting Nazi shit,you dumb fuck!The reason i fucking respect this guy was he shot down 80 fucking planes during WW I and made him the fucking greatest flying fucking ace-pilot of all time and the reason he was called the Red Baron was..his plane was fucking colored red and sometimes he was known as the Red Knight (The anime called Gundam,journey to fucking Jaburo's story are based on WW I and even Char Aznable is an ace-pilot and his mobile suit is colored red and they called him the Red Comet.And if you people haven't got a clue what i'm saying,then stop reading this part about it from further damaging your fucking brain) Okay,enough history fucking lessons and butt-kissing him and stuff from that anime shit (Which i loved) and back to fucking business.Okay,let's start WW II since i don't have much fucking information about WW I crap so we'll go on to the second part (Fuck me and i don't care,it's my column) .Okay,when the Allies (The good guys) scientists fucking figured out how to make fucking submarines (It was called the U-Boat as in UnderWater Boat) but can't fucking figured out how to fucking put weapons into it (They are fucking morons) so they decided that they fucking can't use it for war.'till the germans have fucking copied the design for the U-Boat and even upgraded it to be able to launch motherfucking torpedoes outta it (Smart aren't they?).The first U-Boat was tested to prove if it was efficient enough for a battle.It was a prototype and still Hitler insists on using it.No,he ain't dumb,you fuck.The first U-Boat able to sank 3-5 battlefuckingships and killed a lot of fucking dumbass morons.First impression for them is,"What da fuck?!".Second was,"I don't wanna die!!".Third was,"Shit,i wet my pants...".And then,the U-Boat came back and without any fucking damage (Incredible).When Hitler saw this shit happening,he immedietly tells them to manufacture all fucking U-Boats and proceed to take over the sea.Not all U-Boats are in a fast production,just 200 of em didn't came outta their mama's pussy.But a 1000 or more of them were successfully made and were launched. They sanked a lot of battleships and none of them (The Allies) survived from that (I think).Hundreds and hundreds of battlefuckingships were destroyed and thousands and thousands of em died (Well,i think it's thousands...my memories are kinda fuzzy and i'm getting too fucking old).Next thing you know,the Allies told the Germans and Hitler himself that the Allies fucking BAN Germans from fucking using the U-Boat!And it was printted in a newspaper too!Fuck...that was too nice to be true.Wow,i guessed that if you have a new type of weapon and you kept on winning,the other guy can still ban your ass from using it.I've never seen shit like that,and that's the first time i ever seen that kind of shit.And what happened next?...well,the Germans were sporting enough and stopped using U-Boats to attack the Allies.I guess it was a couple of months later (Memories still fucking fuzzy) the Allies has invented Sonar and a new type of a weapon to defend themselves from the U-Boat.It's a drum (No,not those drums that people play for songs) that contains explosive thingie (How the fuck should i know what it's contain?) and once those drums sank into the ocean,and hit any part of the U-Boat,a small burst and water quickly fills in the U-Boat and they let the water do the rest.Pretty effective,lemme tell you that.What's next?...The Allies tells em (The Germans) that you can start using the U-Boats since we got defence from it.And what proud confidence they got. So the Germans kept their promise to the Allies and used their U-Boats to attack.But before they attack,Hitler sent in one of the best guys in for a special attack.They planned a stradegic plan to strike the Allies which they will not go underwater with their U-Boats for fear of the sonars and the fucking drums with explosive thingies,so they go on surface attack.Once they reached close enough to the battle fucking ships for those torpedoes to fire,it'll be one-hell-of-a-suprise-party for them.When the first torpedo hit them,they were completely shocked and suprised (Who fucking doesn't?) and all of them (Well,not all of them) looked and checked on the so-called sonar that prevents them from U-Boat attacks and found not 1 living shit that appeared in their sonar (So much for that) and then,they all died.Pity.The Germans won again and again.Hitler fucking sent all fucking U-Boats all across the fucking sea (Around 2000 more) but somehow,the Allies were getting smarter by the fucking minute.So Hitler decides that he can't concentrete on land nor sea attacks,so he left the sea attacks to one of his generals that's a U-Boat army. The general comes up a fucking plan that involves stopping the supply ship (It contains soldiers,arms,food,medicine,you dumb fuck) from passing through and going to the U.S.Couple of the supply ships wasted when the U-Boats confronts them,so the Allies decides that they send all the fucking supply ships to pass through that place and hopefully it might get one of them (I pity those fuckers who agreed this shit and died there) ,yeah,they (The Allies) passed through and just some of the ships are wasted.After that shit happened,the U-Boats are in a losing fucking streak.Thousands and thousands of them died (And i do meant that).And the rest are history.Hitler lost...bla...... fucking..bla..bla....Allies won...yada fucking..yada..yada.Case fucking close...It shows you that,sometimes war is kinda weird and stupid...like the part about the Allies banning the germans from using the U-Boats and the part they underestimated the Germans stradegic war plans.It just to show you,kiddies....never underrestimate your enemy or oponnent even a girl or a lady....they do tend to be vicious and unexpected... |
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| A memory lane down to war that wasted dumbass people. |