Love.As the name chills onto your skin and even raising some goosebumps(and that's not even a bad thing either!)you've just realize that lot of stupid people has done a lot of dumbass stuff just because for the sake of "Love".For instance,i read this collum in the newpaper "The Star" Malaysia's paper and every thursday i read this page called "Youth".It's about a lot of "Happy,colourful stupid fucking people" who's goal in life is to be a fucking sheep and their minds are being sucked by another mass of Boy/Girl bands.Let's forget about that and continue our conversation,shall we?
These dumbasses wrote a lot of letters containing everyday life problems to this guy called "Big Bro".He's a shrink for teens and he's real good at it.No,he's not the problem,in fact i respected that guy.Anyway,9 out 10 people wrote about relationships.For example how to court that person,how to make him/her realize that That person is truly alive and is not a fucking zombie or how to overcome shyness to get boy/girl friends shit like that.You would know that you can get sick and tired of this shit every thurdays containing this shit.Some people complained about it.But they don't care.Coz they are the brainless sheep which they truly are.
I also read this special "troubled letter" for 1 guy i dunno where and i don't give a crap about it.Said he's a very sad person(yeah,fucking right).He lives in Flat/Apartment.He even complement himself of how good looking he is(No,i'm not kidding!) and he's 17 or 18 years old.Everyday after school,he would take this elevator(Duh...) and there's always this lady which is a pretty one too.And each time she would molest him(oh yeah,you didn't read the wrong stuff) till he got off the floor and went back home.Crying(yup,he's a wuss).They did this almost everyday and even the weekends.He even said that why does God make him a handsome guy?Why can't he be a ugly dumbass?Then of all of the sudden,he cracked and can't take it no more.So what did he do?He took a blade and tried to slice his face to ribbons.But his sister saw him holding that blade and stopped him.(you stupid bitch!just let him slice his face and then regret later!)His sister told him it was a really really Stupid stunt he pulled.(no shit) And told him to promised her not to do that again and try to cherish life more.(what a moronic advise)
Now then,what kind of a human fucking being is that?He's not even an amphibien shit.All that shit and he wants to slice his own dumbass face?Why don't you just enjoy the moment of being molest by some pretty stranger and get a fucking life?It's not everyday that a women tries to rape you and she's not even an ugly dumbass bitch too!If that stupid buttfucker is gay then i won't fucking blame him.But he's not and how the fuck i know that?Easy,he wrote that in the papers.And what's the advise from "Big Bro"?I won't know and i don't give a rat's ass about it.coz i didn't read that.I was laughing sooo fucking hard that i almost certain that my balls fell off after reading that crap.Another crap was even more pathetic.It seems that this guy who wrote to the shrink said that he's a fattas and an ugly one too.He envied those good looking guys who always gets the pretty chicks.He was mad and even said that why every bitch have to look for guys who's good looking and even macho fucking?
He said that he felt sooo fucking depressed that he tried cutting his face with a knife because he's sick and tired of wearing this ugly face wherever he go.(wotta dumbass).And get this,after all that pain...all that misery written in his letter,you would think that he's gonna do another dumbass thing.Nope.Ain't happening.Why?Because at the end of his letter,he wrote and ask the shrink of whereabouts to find a salloon to make him a macho guy?This is fucking true.No one would dared to ask that dumbass question after telling yourself that your life sucks more than your ass.You know after that letter,i wish i was in front of that dumbass and kick his iddy bitty nuts into pieces.I mean,what kind of a moronic letter is that?No,i didn't read the advise from the shrink.I was too afraid of what kind of salloon he's gonna tell him next.
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