TO ALL OF YOU,GUYS AND GALS.....
KICK ASS AND MANSON RULES!!!!!!
If you people let me finish my story , then you fucking know.Now stop interrupting me!!Okay , this guy's life is full of suprises and PEE CRAP , you can make out a novel out of him.I met this "Retard" Jim long , long time ago.Four years ago.Okay , so it's not that long so sue me , you FUCK.First time i met him was in the Arcades , at that time I finished playing Dungeons & Dragons RPG game.He started to talked to me and knowing that I played this game.For the first time i saw him , i know that this FUCK is a retard and have a WIDE LOAD of PEE CRAP.
He started to put his arms on my shoulders and he began to tell me his PEE CRAP stories.The stories are unbelievable and to think you can't find any more comedy show in the tv.We then began to sit outside of the arcade shop and I'm forced to listen to his SHIT for stories.He told me all the fucking things in his love life and how beautiful his girlfriend is.And (Get this part) how RICH SHE WAS.Telling me how he comforted her whenever she's crying IN the Arcades.Knowing that his stories are BULLSHIT , I just SHUT THE FUCK UP.But then (Like always) he suckered me to buy him a drink.Saying that he had a Good friend once and he always bought him a drink.And I thought to myself "What the HELL.It's won't hurt to buy him a drink".Oh boy am i FUCKING WRONG about this guy.Knowing this retard and hearing his BULLSHIT for 4 years.I knew that this FUCK is gonna get a kick in the ASS sooner or later.But if i do that , i won't be able to laugh his PATHETIC stories and shared it to the rest of the world.
What can i say about this FUCK?He's a RETARD , a CheapSkate , Full of Crap , a ChickenShit and a Cocky little BASTARD.If you people know this FUCK FACE , I recomend you to insult him whenever he start to BULL SHIT.He hates that alot.And when he got insulted , he will began his Dissapearing act for a month or two.And start Reappearing and befriended you once again.Okay , you people must think there's no reason to hate this FUCKER.How FUCKING WRONG you are.You people must know the story of his "Langkawi" experience.
It started when he was in secondary 4 or 5 , FUCK , how the HELL should i know? that story was few years back.He told me that he and a group of MOTHERFUCKERS are having a holiday trip in Langkawi.3 guys including the RETARD MASTER and 10 or more girls with them.This is true according to his best childhood friend Alvin told me.All of the MOTHERFUCKERS went to Langkawi and rent a motel.After that our "MAIN CHARACTER" (he always thinks that he's a FUCKING hero or a Main Character like those movies with the chinese funny guy actor called "Chow Seng Chee") got a set of eyes with this girl (We can assume that's the "Female Character") and both of them went to a bicycle shop to rent a FUCKING bike for a day.So both of them ride around Langkawi and chatted.Till the bitch said to him that she's FUCKING tired and let alone our "Main Character" saves her day by giving her a ride.This happened in the morning.So our valiant FUCKING hero gvae her a ride till sunsets and went back to the fucking motel.Because our Retard's legs hurts like HELL.And our "Female Character" took out some oil medicine and rubbed it on his legs.The Retard said to me that's the most wonderful and "HIGH" feeling he ever had.All for a girl who just rubbed his Skinny legs with a oil medicine.
Okay , Alvin told me that he can't ride a bike.He can only ride the bike as long it's a straight line.If he tries to turn left or right.HE WILL FELL.
Fact No. 1 No normal human being can ride a bike for the whole day without stopping or resting or peeing or shitting.(Unless you're a Pro) and giving a ride to another human being.
Fact No. 2 His best friend said that he can't ride a bike unless it's a straight line and without turning left or right or he'll falls down.
Fact No. 3 Okay , where the Fuck can you find a straight FUCKING road for you to ride a FUCKING bike in Langkawi???
So he made a few FUCKING mistakes and made a lot of BullShit.Later that night , all the MOTHERFUCKERS went out to find a small hawker stall to have a FUCKING drink.We people called it "Mamak Stall" DUH! Okay , this is the part where the Drama , the Action scene takes place.So all of them walk on the strret and found out they were 3 guys which according to the Retard were underspell."Vodoo".And started to flirt with the girls especially with our "Female Character".This made our HERO mad.One of the Guys were "underspell" started to ask the "Female Character" to go with them and have a nice and WILD time.Of course , any sane girls won't do that.And those 3 guys started to followed them where ever they go untill they reach to a desserted beach and began to have a little iddy bitty chat.It seems the chat made those 3 guys MAD and wanting to start a fight.Of course , the girls didn't want to cause a scene here especially when it's about fights.So the Female Character sacrificed herself and tell them that she will follow them if those 3 guys won't make a scene.But this made 1 of the guys mad and slapped her and said that "I told you to followed us earlier ago and you said NO , now you WANT to follow us??"
This of course made our Hero angry and snapped back at those 3 guys and said "You can hit me , but why do you hit her?!" .Okay , so this word came out in Cantonese.Which makes me wondered.Where the FUCK did i heard it before.Then it came to me.It's from a movie called "The Saint of gamblers part 2 Shanghai" the part where Mr Chow Seng Chee say that line to defend his lover.Well,those girls didn't wanted to them to start a scene.So much for that PEE CRAP.So 3 against 3 guys fighting in a dark beach with no lights.The retard told me it is quite dark and of all the sudden some idoit punch at a phone booth and the whole phone fell down.And he even got kick from 1 of the guy and send him straight to the sea.The kick was soooo powerful he knocked him out at the sea in 10 meters.Okay , people do the math.He told me that can't swim and almost drown in the sea.Luckily he survived that and found out that the camera he was holding spoil thanks to the water in the sea(it's not waterproof).Well,you people musta asked "What happend to the girls?" well , the girls are running back to the motel to safe haven.and what happened to the fight? well , all we can say is the good won and the evil lost.This is all true except for few other things that the Reatard might have add.
Fact No.1 In a beach....WHERE THE FUCK CAN YOU FIND A FUCKING PHONE BOOTH?and who the FUCK might want to put a phone booth in a SAND??
Fact No.2 Can you find me a guy sooo powerful that his kick can sent you flying 10 meters??No normal Human Being can do that except Superman.
And one more thing......the scene of the fight was real....and the girls are really running back to their motel.Guess who's with the girls and left those poor guys to fight against 3 guys?That's right....Our "Hero" Jim.While he was running with the girls , he fell down on a puddle of mud and made his camera spoiled.How the FUCK did i know all this??? well,i have a very resourceful informer.....namely Alvin.And Jim if you are reading this shit.....FUCK YOU,YOU STUPID FUCK!!!!!!!
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