No,i'm not talking about God right now...i already done that shit.Right now i'm talking about a group of obssesed motherfuckers whose obssession is all about a dancing game machine that's popular in Asia (Japan,Korea and even mother fucking Malaysia).We're talking about stuff from fucking DDR,Pump it Out and some shit out there.These people have pathetic lives of their own and works a lousy job that pays enough for their monthly uses.But they overuses it by spending their hard earn cash on a fucking dancing machine by hoping them that they might become a superstar (Like that stupid fucking Hong Kong movie called "Para Para Sakura" starring Aaron fucking Cock).
Ever tried and wondered that if you're good at playing that shit in the arcades,doesn't even mean a shit that you can be a superstar that everyone loves.Sure,you can be in the Television,sure you can win a couple of thousand in first prize...but it won't make you a superstar forever,ya know?Who wants to see a 40 year-old-man whose wrinkles can be as disgusting as your buttcrack and still plays those dancing games?Actors and singers in Hollywood are superstars and do you know why?They have talents...even Sean Connery can still act and still able to top the charts as the world's sexiest man in magazine and television.And they make millions,and those motherfuckers only earn what their job can pay.
Now,what's with the "Lord" title?It's all about them and i explain this slowly.Since they thought they can dance so fucking well and even found more faggots that loves dancing machine too much,hell..why not make a team?What name should their team suit nicely?I know,why not call themselves as "Lord" as in "Legend of Rythm Dancers".But i like to call them..."Legend of Retard Dancers" for english and for malay language i'll call it as "Langchao Orang Ribut Buntuk" (The word "D" turned it to "B",duh).But why the word "Lord"?Well,they even think that since they played so good in dancing machines,might as well treat themselves as "God".
So now they named their team,should make a site for themselves and what more a t-shirt for "ONLY" the team members.Now then,they recruited a lot of faggots and bitches who's fucking cheap (In Malaysia,we call them as "Roti"=translation Bread.Why bread?How the fuck should i know?I'm not the guy who invented the question fucking mark!They reffered the word "Roti" as girls who's fucking too cheap.A lesson for all you none chinese people,you can yell out the word "Roti" to a cheap bitch in your foreign country and they still have no idea what the fuck are you talking about.Fun for families).Now,the people who created the team can't really tell who's a fucking "Roti" and who's a fucking idiot and who's a fucking faggot.Their eyes are so fucked-up blind,i even assumed that even a truck coming and they can't see it in front of them.
Now,they even sacrificed a lot of their normal daily life's pleasure,like good friends,dating,families,shit like that.The only thing they didn't sacrificed is shitting,eating,pissing,mastrubating and going to work.If they don't work,they don't get to play the fucking dumbass dancing machines and can't be able to show off to million of people in the arcades.They are...but a bunch of fanatics.A cult if you can say that.I preffered the word as "Fucking Idiots".It's one thing to obsseses,it's another thing to go crazy for dancing machines.Guys in Korea or Japan even dressed up like a woman to play the dancing machines in fucking PUBLIC.Some of them are so fucking disgusting,that you just surfed into those "Weird Adult Sex",like bondage or grannies sucking your cock.The disgusting part was while dancing...they licked the god damn metal rusted rods that stuck to the fucking machines.I don't even wanna know what kind of dieses they just got from licking it.If you like playing dancing machines,i suggest that you don't go overboard like these people...you won't be cured,you know?Anyways,not all "Lord" members are that bad,some of them are real good people but just suckered in this cult shit.Well,i do hope that God may have mercy on their souls,which i don't believe in God anyway... |
