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| Okay,what do you do if you encountered "JIM the Retard" or the likes of "JIM"?Well,there are ways of dealing the likes of him and which proberly would pull the disappearing act for a couple of months or just in a few days or maybe (More patheticly) in a few hours.(If you're LUCKY enough!)NO,i don't mean getting a double-barrel shotgun to blow his brains out and end his misery for the rest of his motherfucking life forever.If you kill him,you're gonna make the whole world cry and i will proberly cry too 'cause we all can't laugh at "Jim the Dickhead" for the rest of our lives and his stupid pathetic life.There ways just to piss him off.BIGTIME.Ever seen a vocalno erupt before.I haven't.But enough of that.Here's the list of how to beat "Jim the Dogfucker" or insult him in a cruel act of joke. No.1 : Call his name Ah Fook instead of Jim.That would really piss him off."How?" you ask?basiclly he won't reply you back after you called his chinese name."Why?"you ask?Well,he thinks that his chinese name sucks like shit.I don't think so.But then he's "Jim". No.2 : Try calling him Mr.Bean.This is the best weapon for all Anti-Fooks. No.3 : Try telling him that he resembles Mr.Bean that much. No.4 : Ask him the kind of questions that's logical and not stupid and hear out his answer.Basiclly he hates questions that involves thinking. No.5 : Laugh at his so-called answer. No.6 : Beat him in a game that you sure that you wouldn't possibly lose. No.7 : Laugh at his failure. No.8 : Complement his hairdo that looks like a Godamn ShitHole. No.9 : Whenever he plays a video game involves in "Main Characters".Try telling him that "You stills using the same old lame old Characters and for God Sakes don't you feel bored?".That would pretty made him sad enough to lose the game.(I know) No.10 :Try complement on his clothing and congratulate him on wearing the same shit everyday. Well folks,this is as far i can go.But soon,there will be more on defeating "Jim the Cocksucker".And email me if you have any questions or do you feel the need of complementing my work and site.Please feel free to do so or i fucking swear i'll haunt your life like you never imagine before.Hey,this is me you're talking about!HaHaHa!!Adios,muchachos!! |
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