Dying for the sake of love
1st Report : Malaysia

Somewhere in Malaysia , a teenage girl by the age of 16 met a man who's in his twenties in the fucking Mirc.She fell in love for this guy because he was charming , understanding , caring and all that bullshit.They chatted everyday via email or Mirc.One day , the man has not responded to her for a few days and the girl was very upset about it.Although she haven't seen the man's face let it alone hear his manly voice...she felt heart broken about it.She kept emailling the dumbass but to no avail.Finally , she climbed onto the window and jumped to her death all through 6 fucking floors and broke her spine.Medics came and brought her to the hospital...she died upon arriving the damn hospital.And yes....the man is unexistent.

Stupidity Rating : 5 out of 5

Death Rating : 2 out of 5

Weird Rating : 4 out of 5

Death says : Hahaha...cough...sniff...yes....life is full of suprises..
2nd Report : Malaysia

Location.....Johor.Yes , this is the same shit i posted in the "Sucide for Love".But it's the stupidity that matters.A woman in her thirties has a unborn child in her abdomen got snapped and jumped from 16th floor and broke her spine and maybe one of her legs too.Families , cops , firemen tried to stopped her but she aggressively escaped them and climbed to the next window of the balcony.One of the fireman threw a rope to her...but she's on the other side so the rope didn't even fucking reached her...impossible.One of the cops grabbed her leg , but the mentally disturbed whacko shaked it off and yes....she felled downwards and yes...her one of her family...must be her sister screamed in horror to see her dropping down like a rock.What caused her to jump? Well , 1 man who the whacko knew , upsetted the whacko and started to do Spiderman.

Stupidity Rating : 3 out of 5

Death Rating : 2 out of 5

Weird Rating : 3 out of 5

Death says : I won't be giving it that high , but the fireman with the rope does the trick...
3rd Report : Malaysia

Location : Penang

A woman in her twenties broke up her boyfriend.The man "snapped" when the bitch refused to get back together again.He whipped out his gun and shot randomly to the woman and her family.The family consists of the Bitch , Mum , Dad and the Bitch's younger sister.The family were shot total of 7 fucking times.The Bitch died from falling off a 11th floor apartment at the balcony and landed on the 4th floor of the carpark.The police says that it is not known whether the woman jump to fucking escape ( Very stupid ) the wrath of her EX-boyfriend or maybe he just fucking pushed her fat ass off the balcony during 10:50pm.Oh yeah , the whacko jumped to his death too when the family is done.The family , of course , were rushed straight to the hospital in separate ambulances.Their conditions were said to be serious.

Stupidity Rating : 3 out of 5

Death Rating : 4 out of 5

Weird Rating : 2 out of 5

Death says : The stupidity part given a higher rating..she jumped to escape the wrath of her EX-boyfriend.
There's a lesson to be learnt in here.Don't die for love , it's stupid.If your loved one dies , would you die for them just because you love them so much? No.You live.I think the deceased loved ones would agree with me , don't you think? Live to the fullest , that's what they want from you.Of course we won't include the non-sucidal methods given by some people.Vengeance , revenge or maybe a little psychosis.
I jump and you jump , bitch.
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