| AL'S WORTHLESS CORNER OF CYBERSPACE |
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| First things first. My name's Al, and I'm a shiftless bum. If you've got a problem with that, you can shove it out your ass. I'll be working with Stanley on this site for the next couple weeks while taking a break from working on another site. So get used to me. This is the first time I've used Pagebuilder, so the page won't come out too well. That's what you get from coding in html all the time...you lose your fucking gui skills. Anyhow. This page is gonna be updated infrequently with stories of weird shit from all around Malaysia. That's where Stanley and I live, in case you're wondering, jackass. Today's exhibit is Xfresh.com.my. I don't know why, but I've always fucking hated Xfresh and everybody associated with it. Maybe it's because of that one chick who was working for it who blew me off last year. Anyhow. This is an example of one of the articles found on the site: "Based on my research, Manga is a combination of both cartoon and comic. It combines both serious and humor contents into one." I'm not even going to go into how factually and grammatically incorrect this shit is. This fuckwad research probably consisted of whacking off in his room to pictures of Iori and Ichitaka in some hentai rag. Whoever the fuck hired this guy should be shot for gross negligence. |
| THE LONG-AWAITED UPDATE Monday, 30 June |
| Al's back. I'll be writing some articles on serial kilers on behalf of Stan over the next couple weeks. I'll be starting the series with John Wayne Gacy, America's famous homosexual faggot-killer who dressed like a clown. |
| Gacy was born on Saint's Patrick day in Chicago. His childhood was for the most part unremarkable; he was raised as a Catholic, worked part-time and joined the Boy Scouts. Early clues to Gacy's later activities can be seen in his relationship with his father and in a series of accidents he experienced. The first of these caused a blood clot in his brain that was only discovered when he was sixteen. He also suffered from a heart ailment. John Wayne Gacy Sr was an alcoholic who beat his wife and verbally abused his children. Gacy Jr idolized him despite this, and Gacy Sr's death affected him for the rest of his life. Gacy never graduated from high school. He made a livin for himself despite this by using his talent as a born salesman. After a series of misadventures in Las Vegas, he returned to Chicago. He became active in the community and met his future wife, Marylnn Myers. The newlywed couple eventually moved to Iowa. The first hint of Gacy's abnormal activities came in 1968, when he was convicted of sodomizing a young man called Mark Miller. He was later sent to prison for subsequently having Miller beaten. It was at this point that Myers divorced him. |
| John Wayne Gacy, Jr (1942 - 1994) |