And now, for various quotes that have shown up from time to time. They're all by Mike, Matt, or are somehow connected to the show. Sooooo, here we go!!!

Website Quotes
(the only categorizable quotes!)

"If you gave me the option to add 6 inches of silicon to my body, my head wouldn't be my first option."
--Paraphrased from Tony Kornheiser

"We are not in good shape. We are confused, or unable to remember basic ideas, or emotionally disturbed, or idiots!"
--Dr. John Dell
Quote generously supplied by Military Girl, a.k.a. Christine Allard

"Why do we do it? Because we're @$$holes!!!"
--Mike


Other Quotes

"It's George 'The W. stands for waacky!!' Bush!!!"--Mike
"It's George 'The W. stands for........um...smart!!' Bush!!!"--Matt
"Mmmm...it's Bromi-licious!!"--Mike
"*Maniacal laughter*"--Mike, Matt, etc.
"NO! We have to watch for the end of the song, because the Cousin Walter track is right after it!!!"--Matt
"37, baby!!!"--Matt
"Funkadelic Looooove Columns!!!"--Mike
"I swear, these chairs are having sex when my back is turned!"--Diane
"Remember: think warm thoughts."--Mike
"It's the CD from Hell!!!" [in reference to the Sailor Moon CD] --Matt
"Geoff, quit doing that to Annalisa with your hands!"--Matt
"GAAAH!!"--Ilsa
"Ah, lack of sleep crack. The best crack of them all!"--Ilsa, Mike, Matt
"Dum-duuum!!"--Mike, Matt, Alton (from "Clerks: The Animated Series")
"Timmaaaaaay!!"--Mike, Matt, the rest of Jazz I

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