Quote of the [However long it is beteen updates]: "If 7-11 & Giant had a bastard child, it would be Wawa."
--Matt

*cue 2001: A Space Odyssey theme song*
duh--duuh-duh-----DUH-DUM!!!

And lo, a dark shadow did fall o'er the land, and a chill did run up the spines of the collective population.
For they didst hear of the return of.....
THE MIKE AND MATT SHOW!!!

Our mission: play music that you probably haven't heard before--and after hearing it once, you won't ever want to hear it again.
Our taste: questionable at best (and we're not just talking music here, either!)
Our timeslot: Wednesdays at lunch, on tjRadio 88.9 FM.
What to expect: Anything (except profanity, of course.) The entire show is improv comedy, since we're just too lazy to write a script. Expect anything from Simpsons singalongs, to us trashing student government and popular people, to wonderment that the FCC hasn't shut us down yet.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Staff:  
Mike--DJ #1, Clarinet Man, Bad Humor Source #1, Theater Sports Lord, Sing-Along Tenor #1, Military Yid, Future Controller of a Nuclear Payload, Kamikaze, "Dynamic Conqueror"
Matt--DJ #2, Web Page Designer/Constructor/Maintainer, Trumpet God, Bad Humor Source #2, Czar of Pokemon, Sing-Along Tenor #2, Shinigami, failed starving artist (just wasn't hungry enough), "Misunderstood Samurai", provider of Japanese anime-y goodness
Nick--Producer, Mafiosi, "underground" connections, former Don of the Flag-Spinners, Deflowerer of virginal yearbooks (title by personal request), "Visual Prophet"
Croland--Our devoted listener
Ilsa--Sidekick, fellow DJ, Quotekeeper, microphone hog, Questions Goddess, "Pesky Prophet"

Aaand, of course--
Our bosses, who haven't had the sense to fire us yet--
--all the people we rip off in the course of that week's show--
--the people who disconnect the radios in school so that no one can listen to us--and,
--the signers of the US Constitution. God Bless you guys and your wacky "free speech"!!!

Visit the official Ted Zagraninski Memorial Page!! Remember our fallen comrade, who is gone off to college.

Or try the Mike and Matt Show official history page! Learn how the horror began!

And if you think you can handle it, the quotes page is open!

And now, the official TJ Radio Rebellion Homepage, too!

NEW, as of 4/18/2001!!!!
The cast list is up! Get the lowdown on Mike, Matt, their allies, and their enemies!!

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Last updated 4/22/2002--minor recoding & refreshing