Updated: 6/28/2007
Weehaa! OK, now, the necessary background for you to understand this page.
Now, Lunar is actually two video games (here in the USA, at least)--Lunar: Silver Star Story and Lunar: Eternal Blue. And in the world of Lunar, dragons start out as little flying creatures that look a lot like cats with wings.
Now, there's an adoption program for these cute little dragons on the Web. And, if you know anything about me, I am a professional dragon specialist, so it was practically my duty to adopt one. In fact, I may add a few more eventually. Actually, one's proved to be enough, so disregard that last bit! Sooo, meet Lios, the future White Dragon!
*Transmission #7--It Bwings Us Togevvah, Today*
Heya, Boss.
And a fine mahock to you as well. What's up now?
I'm bored as hell.
Welcome to my world.
No offense, boss, but in that case, your life sucks.
*shrug* Not really.
*blinks* You're....you're not all angsty?
Nope.
....who are you, and where's the real Pascal?
Ha, ha. Amusing, cat.
Seriously, what's up?
Work sucks. But I expect nothing less.
Ah, the true American spirit shines through.
Ayup. But on the plus side, I have a fiance --
........FIANCE?!!!!!
Yes. You remember, Jessi?
I remember her, yeah. But she agreed to MARRY you?!!!
Yeah.
....she wasn't drunk at the time, was she?
OK, enough with the jokes, Lios. Seriously. I'm engaged. We get married next summer. And this fact keeps me from angsting too much.
Jeezum. What about Stryer? He's still immature, right?
Dude, he got hitched last December.
........what the hell happened to this world?
Eh, no worries, Lios. I'm still wacky and such. Just grew up a bit.
OH MY GOD, IT'S THE FREAKIN' APOCALYPSE!!! *pulls on an Army helmet and grabs a megaphone* THIS IS NOT A DRILL, PEOPLE! THE END TIMES ARE HERE! PRAY FOR MERCY!! FEED ME TUNA!! ETC.!!!
....remind me again why I tolerate you?
Because I'm lovable and cuddly and can turn into a dragon that could step on you? And because I haven't launched into a rousing chorus of "Sunrise, Sunset" yet?
........Oy.
Was that my cue?
NO.
Aww....is there anything else I should know about?
Well....Jessi's never played Lunar, and considers Earthbound to be the superior game.
....And you're marrying her WHY?
*shrug* Love.
I told you a million times, hold out for money!!
No, you didn't.
*shrug* Eh. At least marriage gives us time to convince her appreciate the glory that is Lunar.
I suppose.
So, can I be the ringbearer?
........
That wasn't a 'no'! Good enough for me!! *goes to rent a tux*
Hoo boy.
*End Transmission*
NEW! Episode Archive! Now, you can trace the history of Lios by rereading all of the past transmissions! Groovy!
Dragon Adoption Homepage HAS RETURNED!! WIIGII!!!
Ilsa--my sponsored catgirl at the Wilde Home for Wayward Catgirls. (Placed here because this is the best place for her, I'd believe)
Jen--my OTHER sponsored catgirl at the Wilde Home for Wayward Catgirls. (Placed here alongside Ilsa; Jen's also the image I've used for one of my characters in a BIG original anime-style fic I'm slowly developing. Cute, neh?)
Cecelia--my third sponsored catgirl at the Wilde Home for Wayward Catgirls. (Placed here alongside Ilsa & Jen; because, let's face it, you can never have too many catgirls. Am I right, or am I right?)
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