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| ZOMBIE HOLOCAUST By Yodasnoog |
| Where the hell do I start with this flick, for a start I should be putting this in the “so bad it’s good” section, but I think it deserves its own review. The “story” goes something like this, strange shit is going down at a hospital in New York, organs and stuff are going missing from corpses. To cut all this shit down I’ll just say that Ian McCulloch (Zombie Flesh Eaters) and some tasty blonde woman head off to a Caribbean island to investigate some cannibal tribe or something. Two other people accompany them on their journey, Ian’s mate and some photographer bitch whose name I can’t remember. Oh yeah and there’s also that black dude from Zombie Flesh Easters as their guide. |
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| They get to the island, we see some cannibal action, then we meet the Doctor, who I will refer to as Harvey Keitel because he may as well be him, like his doppelganger I’m telling you. Anyway Harvey gives them a bit of info, then more cannibal action. Anyway, what happens is that Harvey is actually responsible for the organs going missing and shit (I think) and he’s doing experiments with brain transplants and shit cause he’s bored and is still depressed over that flick he made with Madonna. |
| The Happy Days gang were not impressed with The Fonz' late arrival |
| He also has a little Zombie army, which lets face it would be cool to have. But as you will see in myself and Padz’ favourite scene, the zombies one minute are all staggering around usual style, and the next their running at you like you’ve just spilled their pint and groped their girlfriend’s tits. And also showing you the fact that this film is so cheap, the zombies heads maybe be all fucked up and rotting, but when that whiley shirt of there’s lifts up they’re as clean as a whistle. Now let’s scan through some truly classic lines in this flick “I could easily kill you now…but I’m determined to have your brain!” – Harvey “Performed removal of vocal chords” – Harvey (Like he’s just removed a piece of fluff from a tonsil) “My God, when will Scorsese ring me about Mean Streets 2” – Harvey… ok, I made that one up. |
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| "You mean....I'm NOT Harvey Keitel?" |
| But without a doubt the funniest part of the flick is the now infamous dummy suicide scene. It goes like this, a man jumps out of a window, we see his body hit the floor and his fuckin arm flies off because it’s a mannequin, then in the next shot his arm is back, it’s like they couldn’t be arsed to cut it out. Also in this scene watch the black guy standing around not knowing what the fuck he’s supposed to be doing. Buy this film now, the best comedy since Citizen Kane. |
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