Raleigh's Soliloquy pt.II

Raleigh:
You went for line drawings and you #^(%ed up
you #^(%in' idiot
You brain-washed yourself
you mother #^(%in' stupid cock suckers
because you never studied your Holy Homework
That's two capital H's there
all the rest are lower case in any #^(%in' case
Supreme Court
you are not the fucking Supreme Court of anything
except Hell
For the next ten thousand years
you will shovel your $#!+ and eat it
because you're on re-feed mother #^(%er
It just started backwards and you can't do a #^(%in' thing about it
The public are gonna take back every #^(%in' thing that you took away from them
you mother #^(%er
Security Guard: Raleigh
Raleigh: Yes
Guard: This is the deal
Raleigh: Yes, what is the deal
Guard: You either cool it down right now...
Raleigh: Or your gonna #^(%in' die.
Guard: ...you're outta here
Raleigh: Oh, you're gonna put me out
Well I ain't leavin' mother #^(%er
Now what are you gonna do
what are you gonna do to this little kid
Eh?
Guard: You're gonna go to the psyche ward.
Raleigh: Well good, that's where I wanna go
Guard: Yeah, you're gonna be right there
So you better cool it down
You better cool it down right now
I don't want to hear anything else out of this room or you are gonna go to the psyche ward.
This is your last opportunity
Raleigh: Yeah, OK, get it. Let's go
Guard: Shut your #^(%in' mouth
Raleigh: Alright
Guard: And don't make anymore waves in the house
Otherwise you're going to the psyche ward
Raleigh: Well, thats exactly what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna go to the psyche ward
and so I'm gonna shoot my #^(%in' mouth off
so get out of here
You're cutting into my commercial
Guard: You understand
Raleigh: I'm making a #^(%in' commercial
I'm a businessman
get outta here
You're tryin' to get in on this #^(%in' thing
You ain't no star,
@$$hole
You're just a #^(%in' herind boy
Guard: you're, you're the craziest son-of-a-&!+(# I've ever met.
Raleigh: Exactly. I'm an American
Guard: This is you last warning Raleigh.
Raleigh: Good, Shut up!! ha ha
Guard: Any more outta you yeah you're goin' to the psyche ward.
Raleigh: see you lie
Guard: Any more outta you..
Raleigh: You don't eat your own feed back..
Guard: You need to understand that
Raleigh: I understand that...
Guard: As long as you understand that
That's the rules, Raleigh.
either you cool it...
Raleigh: Whoever comes in this #^(%in' room I'm gonna kill 'em.
That's what I'm gonna do.
Guard: Oh, are ya?
Raleigh: Yes
Guard: I'm in your room, Raleigh.
I'm in your room.
Raleigh: Well, I...
you got in against...
Guard: I'm in your room..
Raleigh: This is MY fuckin' room.
Guard: I'm in your room.
Raleigh...
I'm in your room, Raleigh
Raleigh: back out..
I'm in your room back out..
I'm in your room back out..
I'm in your room back out..
I'm in your room back out..
I'm in your room back out..
I'm in your room
Raleigh: Words don't bother me man..
Actions do
Guard: Haha, do it
go for it dude well
Raleigh: If you come to me you're gonna #^(%in' die. Guard: Go for it..
Raleigh: I'm not goin' for nothin'
Guard: You little #^(%in' wimp..
I'm not goin' for nothin' little #^(%in' wimp..
I ain't goin' for nothin' little #^(%in' wimp..
Raleigh: You #^(%in' reach for me I'll take your arm off.
c'mon..
that's what I'm tellin' ya..
c'mon..c'mon
Raleigh: I ain't comin', you come
Guard: Cool it Raleigh.
You understand that
Raleigh: You got it
Guard: Either you cool it or you're outta here
That's the only choice you have.
Raleigh: Try it.
Guard: You're gone.
Raleigh: Who's gonna inforce it?
Call the cops mother #^(%er
Call the cops.
Guard: You got witnesses right now?
Raleigh: No witneses call the #^(%in' cops.
I'll call the #^(%in' cops on you
you cock sucker. right now...
good call 'em..911..call 'em..
just like that..good..
Raleigh: And you'll never get out of here you mother #^(%er..
yeah, c'mon
Raleigh: I would like to do an emergency call please there's a psychopathic trying to kill me in my #^(%in' room.
Now get them cops over here to 12309 Ventura street please
He is standing in my door.
I told him to get out of here.
and he tells me gonna put me in the psycho tank
For making my production witch is a science fiction magazine.
And he's tryin' to scare me 'cuz he thinks he's big.
But he's just a big pile of $#!+.
'Cuz I'll splatter him all over the #^(%in' wall.
I want you to record all of that.
That's a free programming for the police dep't.
and send them over here
'Cuz I'm about to kill him in two seconds
Now get 'em over here as fast as you can please.
I hope you recordin' this....
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STP

All that I need
look at all the love we found
oh, whoa
I won't run and pull no one jack move
They love her for the Kingston sound oh,whoa
Flavor Flav and I-C-E once said somthin' that made me
want to burn my liquor store down to the ground
But I just can't leave the pad 'cuz I'll surly wind up dead
'cuz I know there out there waitin' and watchin' for me
still I got my yellow cat
and my wooden baseball bat
and my shiny silver gat and if my homey got my back
Then I've got all that I need look at all the love we found
oh,whoa I won't run and pull no one jack move
They love her for the Kingston sound oh,whoa
oh oh oh
huh, I wont slip and I won't trip send Matt Vargas to re-grip
while I'm wrenchin' on my ride in that secret pad where we hide
There's always lots of fun stuff to do, like relax and design a brand new tattoo
playin' with my cross-word puzzle book I'm even learnin' how to cook
Have you seen little whore betty someone says she stole my fredic
and if she made off with my last clean ring I'm gonna kill that #^(%in' little spic
so what, outta my outta my outta my outta my outta my secret pad 'cuz I know
you're talkin' about me, baby hard to live 'cuz I dont want nobody beat
go mow nobody down my secret tweaker pad's now the hottest little spot in town
I guess, take it nice and easy. Don't want no sheriff breakin' down the door to raid me
'cuz all that I need look at all the love we found oh,whoa
I won't run and pull no one jack move they love her for the Kingston sound oh,whoa
Baby you wanna give me kisses sweet..sweet
only for a night with no repeat baby you wanna leave and never go..go
oh, but the taste of honey is worse than none at all...
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