A Man's Not A Camel



Summer's Here

Tim and Candy getting real sandy
down at the beach but he's a leech
He's all bleached blonde white teeth, nothing wrong
she's got a brain
it's' causing her pain

John's with Kim but she likes Tim
she only wants sex but she's with his ex
She wants more, thinks life's a bore the shore's not enough
The guys are too tough

Summers here the rain has gone away
Summer's here all thinking's gone 'til May

Tim and John swear nothing's going on
it's a god given right on a Saturday night
Two drinks later John becomes a traitor
It's always the same everybody's fair game

Summer's here put down your top and drive
Summer's here now we're being burnt alive

Bleached bland, polluted sand, there's nowhere to go, dull eyes so low
Tim, John, Candy and Kim, let's not pretend, that's it for them
If you dig a little deeper, an hour, 4-litres, the truth does reveal
we cannot conceal
It's written plain and plenty, a face full of envy in all of our thoughts and all of our hearts

Summer, discontent
Summer's here put down your top and drive
Summer's here now we're being burned alive
Summer's here and we are almost naked
Our tan is deep but no one knows we've faked it.
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I Miss My Lung

Another Sunday morning,
another boring day
Another lonely sunrise,
takes my breath away

I miss my lung
I thought you'd never leave me
God how I was wrong
A part of me is missing
It seems it's been so long

I miss my lung
After all the songs are sung
I miss my lung

I tried to forget you
And live with my regrets
I tried not to miss you
I recall your lovely breath

I miss my lung
As vital as the sun
I miss my lung

Worse than a broken heart
Worse than a poisoned tongue
Worse than an evil eye
Is my missing lung

I took you for granted
It's ended up in tears
I miss you more than showers
It's been about a year
I loved you like no other
How can I live on?
I hope that you can hear me
It's for you I wrote this song
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Dinosaurs

I know why dinosaurs became extinct it's because they learned how to suck their own cocks
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I Know Everything About Everything

I know that we all have differences
I'm not bothered 'cause I've seen them all
I'm the best guy you're ever going to meet
I won't listen to your point of view

I know everything

I know every paradox in politics
I've been every place around the world
On every subject I'm a known authority
No need to argue 'cause it won't get through
I know it won't be long
'til all my closest friends have come and gone

Freedom, I don't know what it means
The right to hate is part of me it seems

I know everything from history
I don't even need to watch the news
I find it easy with my vast intelligence
No one tells me anything new
I often wonder why no one talks to me
They must be threatened by my charm and grace
I know everything about everything
I'm especially witty when I'm off my face
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Do You Want To Fight Me?

I woke up half an hour ago
I don't remember much and I'm feeling slow
I don't know how but I lost all my friends
Every time I see you now you're picking a fight
I know I must have said nothing right
Do you think that this is going to make a change

Do you want to fight me? Hand to hand
Do you want to fight me? Now's your chance
Can you tell me why I'm so objectionable
Is it personality or just my smell
When you look like fighting I look sick
Is it a disorder that a doctor can fix
or are you just a violent $%*&$&# mother son of a @%$&*
When you put me to the floor you know I'll get back up again

Do you want to fight me? Now's the time
Do you want to fight me? Stand in line

It's obvious it's too late to make it right
Talking sense to you is going to take all night
I'm going to get a beating unless I make a plan
I know you want a piece, sorry I'm so slow
One more bevy I'll be ready to go
And run faster than I've ever run before.
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You Are Not My Friend

Never felt bad lending a hand
I think you hoped I wouldn't be in a band
Broken ashtray I can always replace
I kick the door then I spit in your face

You are not my friend
Never ever again

Dream of sunsets with a drink in the sand
Of all my friends and losing money in the van
Remember holidays that weren't such a waste
And a broken jaw from a punch in the face

Picture perfect with a frame that pretends
To be a martyr for a cause with no end
I was thinking that you needed a break
What I meant was every bone in your face
A mental photo of discoloured eyes
Of dirty carpets and moistened thighs
These recollections I will keep to the end
I'm sure it's wrong that you were never my friend
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Never Had So Much Fun

I smoked a pack of cigarettes before midday
I coughed up a lung around one
I can't see a thing through my eyes that sting
I can't remember having so much fun

I've never had so much fun

Can't drink the water in Sydney
Can't eat the food in Japan
Can't breathe the air in Los Angeles
but a million people think they can

These wankers filled up with hatred
Why expect any less
They can't decide about genocide
I think it's time that they took a rest

I try to compensate blindly for mistakes
Try to make things right
For all my redemption I've the best intentions
But it's always ending up in a fight
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Let's Drink A Beer

1,2,3 the phone's for me yeah
I don't want to get it but my mind disagrees
Running out of patience but I can't break away
And now it's taking so long to find a resolution
The pain I'm going through there must be a solution
I can't be the one to give her total absolution
I'll sent her nothing good

Does it make you feel good to make me miserable
Or is a power struggle completely unfeasible
Every time we speak you're convinced I'm unreasonable
I'll get through it, I've found another way

Let's drink a beer, let's drink it here, it's the one thing that is clear

Everything I say seems to get me in trouble
I only feel better when I'm seeing double
Now there's someone else I think that we can resolve it tonight
It's going to be alright

Let's drink a beer, let's drink it here, 'cause tonight it all that's here
Let's drink a beer, let's drink it here, it's the one thing that is dear
Let's drink a beer, let's drink it here, to you I send my only friend

Let's drink a beer, let's drink it here, to anesthetise my year
Let's drink a beer, let's drink it here, destroy your fear

Gone so long the days for thinking, hear that final call for drinking
I know there's been a lot of problems, not too many ways to solve them
Seems hopeless what can be done yet, I feel the need for icy comfort

Let's drink a beer.
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We're Going Out Tonight

Twenty past four and we're feeling kind of bored 'cause there's nothing to record and we're poor
There's nothing on TV, oh how can that be? Not even bull%&*$ I don't want to see

Spent all day in bed, throbbing in my head, my legs are made of lead feeling dead
There must be something to do to lose this mood.
I looked in the kitchen there's not any food

Something must be done, I'm craving some fun

Put on my favorite band, yeah we need to make a plan
Well I really hope I can 'cause the situation can't be much worse today.
Nothing's OK
If I worked I probably wouldn't get paid.
We start to fight
Then we decide that we're going out tonight

Walk to the shop, CD's I can hock and that can suck 'cause they never give you much but I don't give a damn we're sticking to the plan we need to buy some beer now the hour is getting near to the time that we know we've really gotta go, we're sitting in the park and it's getting pretty dark

We have a sup
now things are looking up
We're going out tonight

Now the time has come, we're going to have fun
Now it's understood the night is looking good
Let's go out and find someone to shout we'll get to the pub and there's going to be no doubt that
There'll be some trouble there broken glasses and stupid hair
We'll be without a care all night
We're going out tonight
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I Don't Need Your Loving
(all I need is a spinal operation)

Well I need to define what it was that made you mine
Was it pity or disgust I used to know but now I just don't trust
Since the accident, what it was you meant,
I convinced myself it was heaven sent
that the ambulance was sent

And I wish I had disguise, please let ignorance provide a shield covering my pride might restore my faith in good yeah I wish I understood but I don't care I just need another 'lude and intravenous food

I don't need your loving all I need is a spinal operation

In my weakened state I might, independence I won't fight
Cause I don't need your sorry eyes or was it just a terrible disguise
or was it loose thinly veiled hate I understand why you didn't want to wait, when it's time to operate

Now I'm running out of time now I know that hate is blind
It's all legal, not a crime I give consent to your detriment
Press the buzzer and you'll know it's time ask the nurse she'll say everything's fine
Take a scalpel to my spine
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Self Destructor

I've been living without a face so I can't face the day
Civil war behind my eyes I'm the only one to blame
Take a step back and run and hide
I'm looking for an enemy or a friend from deep inside

My self destruction increases my cred
I need to be real and I need to be fed

As broken as an unloved skateboard at the lost and found
As tired as a rabid dog waiting at the pound
I like to live I like to live and I've got reasons to destroy
Try to stand the test of time, my mind is not a toy

My self destruction so easily led
No need to now I'm wrecked inside my head

Wake up to this self abuse this trait is not a crime
I've seen the way to live with poison everything turns fine
Listen up to the soft words to myself
Time to ignore these little voices and pretend I'm someone else

Monitor my intake and I'll document this time
Give me something to believe in give me cheap-arsed wine
Self destructor gripping onto what life there's left to live
What's the point in giving up when there's nothing left to give?
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I'm The Problem With Society

Don't talk to me of your ideas and the things I cannot do
Don't tell me off for what I want yeah that's for me to choose
You yell at me with numbers and a life you'd like for me
But I say just take two steps back you can wait and see

This is our time now we've got to stand up and shout out
I'm the problem with society
I'm the problem with the world today
I'm the problem, solution, got to make them pay

I've listened to your doctrines and there's no sense in the least
I could have been mistaken are you father, $%&#wit, priest?
And once again I'm treated like an enemy of state
But as you get up on that pedestal remember who dictates

I'm forced to recognize your thinking as a cage
I've heard all that I can stand of "come on son just act your age"
If your idea of growing up is living with this %$#&
You can take your phony pompous crap and shove it where it fits
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Writing's On The Wall

I have seen the wasted youth that have no fear of dying
I've seen the urban prophecies of which there's no denying
Look alive plan ahead chaos coming to a head
There'll be black thunder there'll be lightning

I've seen a million faces I've seen a million days
Take a look down and realize there's not much left to save
This won't change your mind

I've seen the writing on the wall
And I know it all too well
I've had enough
The road is looking rough
I know this all too well

Superstition, do you believe your lucky number's seven
You might as well convince yourself that we're all going to heaven
I don't believe in a second guy that gives me wine from water
He'll never say you'll never know just what's around the corner

I look back and wonder why just no one saw it coming
Looking forward to the time we're fighting and we're running
We could live another thousand years no one can tell
Take your apocalyptic thoughts and you go straight to hell
This won't change your feeble stupid $#%&#& up little mind

I've seen the writing on the wall
Tomorrow's wasted time
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It's Up To You

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Methadone

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