U.F.O. - Unidentified Freak Object.

U.F.O is a pretty weird dude. For starters, he's been known to sing Tom Jones songs on public transit and has claimed to know what secrets Martha Stewart hides. Also, he dreams of a society where there are "Human Sightings" instead of U.F.O. ones. For now, though, he's happy living in Toronto, where aliens already exist among us (the provincial government).

Likes: Cheez Whiz, flying with his cover open.
Hates: Know-it-alls and chicken liver.

Has said it: "That was my grandfather you saw at Roswell."

What he didn't tell you in my first book: He has relatives on the planet Mars.

Would you like to talk to him?

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