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Which Bathroom Are You?

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#1) Do you have a penis?
Yes
No
I used to, but it fell off

#2) Where do you like to eat?
My Mommy makes yummy food
McDonalds rocks my world
Don't limit me, I will not be limited
Mere peasants such as yourself are not allowed in

#3) Do you have a fairie godmother?
Yes, she gives me diamonds and ponies
No, the entire world is against me
Sometimes she puts on pleather pants and whips me
I love to collect little figurines with fairies on them!
I like beer.

#4) Have you ever starred in porn?
Never. And I was very young and needed the money for my tuition.
Heavens No!
Sometimes oranges make me cry...
Oh baby, I wish
I don't like electricty

#5) Favorite Colour?
pink
cream
yellow
meow

#6) What do you do when you're alone?
Cry about my empty life
You probably don't want to know
bake cookies!


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