Oops, I feel all bad, i totally forgot to add Jes to my list of cool Toronto people last time. And although, like Eugenia, I'll get to see her in Vancouver too, our shared love of neopets & text messaging alone make it necessary to mention her Toronto-stylin' coolness. Even if she did tell me she wants to be reffered to as "VagFace" on here from now on. Good Luck, Jes.
And yah, now I'm in Vancouver and it's all fun & lovely. Ok, really, I'm mostly just bored right now. Sitting at UBC thinking "Fuck, school starts again so soon." School starting again is not a fun thought.
Grr, and I hate all these stupid lavalife ads that are all over the internet with the ugly anorexic cartoon girl making eyes at some boy. They just piss me off, and also, that reminds me that I hate that they redesigned Barbie so that her hips & tits are smaller. Because #1) Won't that mean that all my cool 1970s & 1980s stylin' Barbie clothes will no longer fit the new Barbies, and the new Barbie clothes won't fit the old Barbies? How dumb is that. But mostly I think it's dumb because #2) Barbie was already freakishly thin, and instead of making her bigger, they've made her smaller, so while she may have slightly more normal proportions she's like, even more freakishly thin now. Not to mention that she looks like Pre-Teen Skipper. Who also seems to have had a make-over to make her look like a whore. And then the whole "My Scene" Barbies' make me want to vomit, who would have ever thought that Barbie could become more stupid and superficial?
About to go to the airport.. Oh, how I will miss Toronto's beauteous wonder. Half-decent clubs! Things that are open past 2am! A non-homogeneous population! And best of all, sarcastic people as far as the eye can see. And then of course, my friends..
Dear ol' Vivi my bestest friend in the whole wide world, who disappointed me by passing yet another year without getting ragingly drunk.. Or, if she did, I was too drunk myself to notice it. But we did have fun times in front of Cruel Intentions again... The Secret Society must reform... Sonia, who always makes me laugh my ass off. And you never even have to try! Like last night I was lying in bed and I was thinking about your dream with the Simpsons and how you were like "It's not even that funny!" and I couldn’t stop giggling. Only you can make absolutely everything funny. Nuria, my fave person to make fun of! Like your rapper name "If I was a Doctor". Of course, I actually do secretly think you are cool, and us sorority girls have to stick together through Viv & Sonia's constant taunting Steph, who is all off in the tropics right now, lucky little bitch! What I wouldn't give! Carlos whose witty MSN conversations kept me (almost) sane at work and through my wisdom teeth fun.. He wants me to write: "just write "i was given the honour to mutter "poor bastard" at his funeral" but I say that I renege on that right in order to be a drunken chick in a cocktail dress who has wine-glass throwing fights with him at all his gallery opens.. how we don't get hurt we will never reveal to anyone! Muahahaha.. Bryn who I hardly ever saw this summer!! What the hell, going off to Colorado and then to your cottage like that! But we still had time in between to meet hot 15 year olds, so it's all good.
And Dean the super coolest guy ever who restores my faith in the male race :)
But Eugenia gets no tribute because even tho she is the most slinkster cool girl of all, she will be around to keep me amused in Vancouver too, so I won't be missing her! Oh yah, more nights of "Hey, come over for like, 15 minutes.. we'll have time to study afterwards..."
Last night I went out with some of my super cool friends.. first night out partying since my teeth were so cruelly yanked out of my head. Was super fun until all the smoke and yelling started to hurt my mouth.
I have like, less than 48 hours left in Toronto. This is a scary thought. I am so nice and used to it here now. It is very comfortable.. I do not want to leave. And go into my final year of university.. if that's not a frightening thought than I don't know what is.
But let's be positive, shall we? Blah blah blah my life is so frigging boring. The only fun thing I can think to do right now is to rant about something, but I can't think of anything to rant about, how annoying is that? I'd almost like to rant about having nothing to rant about, but that would be impossible to do. Circular in nature, how annoying.
I dreamt last night that I went back to work and they were suing me for spending too much time on MSN and as a punishment I had to write an essay on "magical practices in medieval wedding ceremonies" or something. I think my mind is rebelling against the idea that soon I will have to be at school, rather than dicking off at home all day.
I am actually annoyed with myself by how little I've done this summer. I'd intended to do so much fun stuff, like, for instance, sewing myself a whole bunch of new clothes. However, I have done like, nothing. So now I will. This instant.
Just got back from the night with Jes.. bummed around by the Eaton Centre. Finally seem to be able to eat, more or less.. simple foods like bread, anyways. Maybe one day I'll be able to tackle the elusive veggie burger. Oh, how I have lusted after it for so very long. Or a week, but still, I consider that a long time. Veggie burgers and salads have been my desire this past week. Yes, I am lusting after salad, how sad is that? It reminds me of that day last year when I was at the grocery store and realized how much crap I'd been eating lately when the junk food aisle was oh-so-unappealling, but man those CARROTS. Oh baby.
By the way, to all my dear friends who are reading this.. see how right below here it says "posted by michelle ...leave me comments!" or something along those lines? Well click on that and you'll be able to leave me a COMMENT and won't that be fun, yes it will, so frigging stop reading and do it already.
Ok you guys, I know it's pretty craptastic right now and I'll probably change a lot of stuff up, but here's the basic idea... probably will be, anyways.
I really don't have much to say right as of yet, mostly because, yah, life isn't the funnest when you haven't been outside your house for a whole fucking week but hey, tonight I am going out with the beautiful and talented Jessica Watson, so that'll be tip top super duper for sure.
I just showed dear ol' Jes the site and she claims that purple is the color of sexual frustration. I think she's just projecting.
Anyways, I'm gonna put up some of Vivi's pics from my party here soon and then who knooooows what else when I get back to Vancouver and have my scanner by my side. Oh yah, oh baby yah.
