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WARNING LABELS/OBVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS
"And the stupid, not the meek, shall inherit the earth"
Just in case you were wondering about that warning label on
your hair dryer (DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING), here are some more
rediculous and WTF warning labels. To my knowledge, these are all
ACTUAL warning labels. ENJOY the stupidity of others!
=APPLIANCES=
*Life saving device
This is NOT a life saving device!!!
*Unknown Vacuum Cleaner
1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.
*Unknown Japanese Food Processor
Not to be used for anything else.
=DRINKS=
*Slush Puppy Cup
(On the side of the cup) "This ice may be cold"
*McDonald's Coffee
Warning - Contents may be hot.
*Coca Cola Bottle (Croatia)
Use only for drinks <<< (WTF else would you use it for *wonders*)
=CLOTHING=
*Unknown Batman Costume
Warning: Cape does not enable user to fly.
*Power Puff Girls Halloween Costume
You cannot save the world!
*Unknown Graduation Gown
Do not wash or dry clean.
=ELECTRONICS=
*Various Computers
Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue
*Japanese GameCube Instruction Manual
Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury.
*Sony Trinitron
CAUTION: Risk of electric shock. Do not open.
*Various Desktop Computers
(written on the screen) No screen detected
=FOOD=
*American Airlines Peanuts
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
*Tesco's Tirimisu Desert
Do not turn upside down (Printed on the bottom of the box).
*Sainsbury Peanuts
Warning: This product contains nuts.
*Nabisco Easy Cheese
For best results, remove cap.
*Mama Instant Noodles
Keep dry, out of sunlight and chemicals.
*Dolly Madison Bakery Cherries
Artificially Flavored Real Fruit
*Heinz Ketchup
Instructions: Put on food
*Domino Pire Cane Granulated Sugar
Ingredient: Sugar
*Carefree Gum
Use of this product may be hazardous to your health. This product contains Saccharin,
which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals.(MMM, CANCER TASTES SSSOOOOOOOO GOOD)
*Hormel Pepperoni
Do not eat packet.
*Giant Bucket of Pickles used in Fast Food Restaurants
Warning: Children can drown in bucket, do not place kids in juice
=HOUSEHOLD WARNINGS=
*Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
*Bowl Fresh
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
*Unknown Toilet Plunger
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
=HYGEINE WARNINGS=
*Little Ones Baby Lotion
Keep away from children
*Unknown Hair Coloring
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
*Dial Soap
Directions: Use like regular soap.
*Unknown Tampons
Final step: "Pull up underwear".
*Mr. Bubbles
Not intended for human consumption. (Couldnt help myself, i was thirsty!)
*Unknown Hairdryer
Warning: Do not use while taking a shower.
*Stridex Foaming Face Wash
May contain foam.
=MEDICINE=
*Demazin INFANT Drops
This formula may cause drowsiness, if affected do not operate heavy machinery or drive a vehicle. (Sure I know he's only 3, he's gotta learn to drive SOMETIME!)
*Bayer Aspirin
Do not take if allergic to aspirin.
*Zantac 75
Do not take if allergic to zantac.
=TOYS=
*Harry Potter Toy Broom
This broom does not actually fly.
*Unknown 500-piece puzzle
Some assembly required.
*"Guess Who" Game
Note: Game pieces do not actually talk.
*Blow up Figaro toy from Mickey D's (about the size of a CD)
Warning: do not use as a floatation devise.
Do not ingest.
=YARD CARE=
*Craftsman Push Mower
Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.
*Jonsreds Chainsaw
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
*Roll-A-Hose
Description reads "WARNING - May cause cancer in California"(how tha fuck?)
*Unknown Pine Bark Mulch
This bag contains forest products.
*Unknown Wheelbarrow
Do not use when temperature exceeds 140 Farenheit.
(?????? is all i have to say)
=MISCELLANIOUS=
*Komatsu Floodlight
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
*Unknown Earplugs
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
*Energizer AAA 4 Pack
If swallowed, promptly see doctor.
*Unknown Mattress
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
*Unknown Matches
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
*Unknown Pepper Spray
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.
*Unknown Lava Lamp
Do not ingest.
*Unknown Glass Cup
Do not put boiling water or more than 10% alcohol in this cup.
*Fix-a-Flat
WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.
*Claymore Anti-Personal Mine
DO NOT EAT
*RCA Television Remote Control
Not Dishwasher Safe
*Foodsealer (Vacuum seals foods)
To prevent possible injury, do not apply the hose or the lid sealer to any part of the body while vacuum pump is in operation.
*Unknown Car Fanbelt
Before installing this fanbelt, be sure you shut off the engine as it may cause irreversable injury
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