"I don't even know where to start. I have to put'em right up there with the Led Zeppelins, the Black Sabbaths, the AC/DCs, and heh, the Van Halens of the world. They have an amazing rhythm section....kinda like Alex & Michael. Their live performances are amazing. The only thing I don't like about Counterfeit Cash is their lead guitar player. He sucks. The only cool thing about him is that I hear he's a big Van Halen fan. I guess that's pretty cool. But not cool enough to conceal the fact that he sucks at guitar. I do feel bad for him because I hear he's got more than one singer to deal with. Goddamn, can you imagine having to deal with more than one singer? Everybody knows what a handful one singer was for us. Believe me, I feel sorry for their lead guitar player....for having to juggle singers & sucking at the guitar so bad. That reminds me, I'm gonna go try to get Roth back in the band."
