"Listening to Counterfeit Cash is like throwing one of my patented 100 mph heaters past an established power hitter like Mike Schmidt. Watching them perform is like throwing one of my seven no-hitters. By the way, that no-good cracker George W. Bush bullied me into wearing a Rangers hat into the Hall of Fame. He threatened to nuke Alvin & execute all my farm animals! If it was up to me, I would've proudly worn a Houston Astros hat into the Hall of Fame. Now pardon me....I gotta go and strike out some more people."
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