"I'm a big fan of Counterfeit Cash's music. I like to crank them in the
bullpen right before I'm called upon to close out that big game. The only problem I have with Counterfeit Cash is their lack of diversity. I mean come on, only one minority? We as Americans must embrace the cultural melting pot we all know and love as the United States of America. We must celebrate the United States of America as a nation of immigrants. My ancestors swam across the Rio Grande from Europe to get into this country. That's how all of them get here, you know."
