"These are some different names for my favorite hobby":
adjusting your set
batting practice
being your own best friend
changing your oil
cooking some sheet meat
dishonorable discharge
doing some rapid one-arm pull-ups
emptying the payload
fathering some pleasure
firing your squirt gun
fist-kebabing
freeing the willies
getting your palm red
going back to nature
gunning the motor
hitting the batsman
homecoming
honing the bone
ironing some wrinkles
junior olympic pole vaulting
knucking your knob
launching the hand shuttle
lectrifying the cattle prod
letting some air out of your tire
manning the cockpit
mashing the monster
measuring for condoms
milking your banana
peeling the carrot
playing hand hockey
playing the pipe organ
pud wrestling
punching your way into heaven
roasting your weiner
rolling your jam joint
roughing up the suspect
self-whittling
sending out the troops
shaking the thermometer
shifting gears
shooting some seeds
snake charming
soloing
spear fishing
speed kneading
spreading the mayo
squeezing out the toothpaste
staff meeting
taking a shake break
taming your snake
threading the needle
throttle the bottle
tossing the javelin
tugging your tapioca tube
tuning the antenna
virtual sex
visiting Mr. O.
walking the log
wedding rehearsal
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