Roadrunners
8x05
8-05out_of_town.wav
DOGGETT: John Doggett.
SCULLY: Hey, it's Scully. Good morning.
DOGGETT: Good afternoon. I've been trying to reach
you.
SCULLY: Well, actually, I'm out of town. I'm
… north of Sugarville, Utah, roughly.
DOGGETT: Utah? What are you doing there?
8-05glycoproteins.wav
DOGGETT: You didn't need me to tag along?
SCULLY: Well, it was just a, uh, a simple
consultation... and, uh... he called me over the weekend and I
figured I wasn't going to bother you.
DOGGETT: Well, if there's anything I can do from
here…
SCULLY: Well, actually, there might be, if you
don't mind. Somewhere in our files... there is a, uh, an unsolved
murder case. Unfortunately, I , uh, don't remember any of the
particulars like where or when it took place but I do remember
that there were some glycoproteins found at the crime scene.
DOGGETT: "Glycoproteins."
SCULLY: Yeah, mucous... But it was, uh, unable to
be identified, and seeing as how you, uh, recently read through
all of our files I thought maybe it would ring a bell with you.
DOGGETT: Well, I don't have a great memory for
mucous... but I'll be happy to look.
8-05doctor.wav
SCULLY: Yeah. Well, you're going to want to wash
this out. Put some iodine on it. You don't want it to get
infected.
GAS STATION
MAN: You sound like my mother.
SCULLY: Yeah, well, I also sound like a doctor.
8-05like-minded.wav
SCULLY: Where is "here," exactly? 'Cause
I can't seem to find this town on the map.
GAS STATION
MAN: Oh, we're not really a
town. Just a... just a few like-minded people trying to keep the
modern world at bay.
8-05angry_scully.wav
SCULLY: Hey. Excuse me. You put something in my
tank that killed my engine.
GAS STATION
MAN: What?
SCULLY: Where's that gas can? I'd like to see it,
please. That's water. I barely even smell any gasoline.
8-05leave.wav
SCULLY: What the hell is going on here?
MR. MILSAP: Sorry?
SCULLY: I get the distinct impression that
somebody doesn't want me to leave.
8-05yesterday.wav
DOGGETT: Yeah, hi, this is Agent John Doggett with
the FBI. I have some material my partner, Agent Scully,
requested. What's your fax number there?
SHERIFF
CIOLINO: Agent Doggett, uh,
when's your partner going to get here, by the way? The murder
victim's family's waiting for us to turn the body over.
DOGGETT: Agent Scully's not there? She's supposed to
be there yesterday.
8-05convinced.wav
SCULLY: Hey. How'd you...? You had me convinced.
8-05fbi.wav
SCULLY: I'm a Federal Agent! At this moment, the
FBI is searching for me!
FEMALE BUS
DRIVER: They won't find you.
8-05greater.wav
HANK: Your life... is about to take a wonderful
turn. You're going to become a part of something much, much
greater than you are. You're going to be... so loved.
8-05baby.wav
SCULLY: No. No! I'm pregnant! No! No, don't do
this! I'm going to have a baby! No! Don't do this! No! I'm going
to have a baby! No! No! No! No!
8-05a_him.wav
SCULLY: What did you put in me?! I'm going to get
every last one of you bastards!
MR. MILSAP: No. You'll love us. You'll protect us.
You'll teach us, make us better than we are. We're taught not to
envy, but I do envy you so. That you'll soon be one with Him.
SCULLY: Him?! That thing in my spine is a
"him"?!
8-05wonderful.wav
MR. MILSAP: This is such a wonderful, wonderful
thing... for you... and your unborn child. That last man just
wasn't a suitable tabernacle. The thing of it is there's always
the chance that your body won't fail Him...
that He'll be in you forever.
8-05gun_pocket.wav
DOGGETT: Sheriff, this is Doggett.
SHERIFF
CIOLINO: I'm reading you,
Agent Doggett. Where are you?
DOGGETT: 20 miles off the state road, just north of
the crime scene. Some kind of outpost. It's on your map. I'm
getting a definite vibe from it. Just talked to a guy who had a
gun in his pocket and I don't mean he was happy to see me.
8-05car.wav
DOGGETT: Can you walk?
SCULLY: I don't know. How far is your car?
DOGGETT: It's about a half a mile up the road.
SCULLY: I know something closer.
8-05gone_in_60_secs.wav
SCULLY: Can you hot-wire it?
DOGGETT: Can I hot-wire it? Gone in 60 seconds,
Jack. I'm going to strand these lunatics.
8-05screwed_up.wav
SCULLY: Look, I, uh... I wanted to apologize. I
… I left you out of this case, and that was a mistake on my
part. It was almost a fatal mistake.
DOGGETT: It was. You screwed up.
SCULLY: And I won't do it again.
DOGGETT: I appreciate it.
"An
expert is someone who knows some of the worst mistakes
that can be made in his subject and manages to avoid them."
-Werner Heisenberg-