There are movies we never tire of, that we can watch year after year around holiday time, and become indelibly associated in our minds with those holidays. Every family has its favorites. When I was growing up, the two big Christmas movies around our house were Laurel and Hardy's "March of the Wooden Soldiers", and Peter Lorre's "Christmas on the Island of Dommed Men".
This film
was made by CVP Studios after Peter's hugely successful film, "The Island
of Doomed Men" for Columbia Pictures in 1940. Due to copyright conflicts,
the title had to be changed by CVP Studios from "Doomed Men" to "Dommed
Men" to secure the rights for release. Fortunately, as anyone who has seen
either film can tell you, "Dommed Men" is the more fitting of the two titles.
"Christmas
on the Island of Dommed Men" does not pick up where "The Island of Doomed
Men" left off, since at the end of that film, Stephen Danel, Lorre's character,
is killed. Instead, it gives an alternate ending to the original film.
Mr. Danel,
after his wife runs off with one of his island's convicts, attempts to
get his life back together. He makes a complete assessment of his life,
and decides to make amends to those he has been unduly harsh to in the
past. As part of his plan, he decides to make this Christmas the best Christmas
ever on his island. Not all goes as planned, though, leading to some hilarious
situations. Many of the mishaps are due to the very strange concept of
kindness held by Mr. Danel. For instance, in keeping with the holiday spirit,
he has all floggings of his imprisoned workforce conducted under mistletoe
with a candy cane colored cat o' nine tails!
There are
also some very funny scenes of Mr. Danel trying to bring himself to like
Peanutbutter Cup, the pet rhesus monkey owned by his manservant, Siggy.
But it never quite works out, with the mischievous monkey tossing eggnog
and pfefferneuse about Mr. Danel's spotless house.
The film
also deals with Stephen Danel meeting a new young lady on the mainland
with whom he falls in love. This "Island" film ends happily with a Christmas
Eve wedding to his newfound love. At last he seems to have found a mate
who is capable of understanding and and appreciating the unusual, but very
devoted Mr. Danel. It does indeed turn out to be the best ever "Christmas
on the Island of Dommed Men".