"She's a domanatrix supermodel beauty queen..."

Um, well. Not exactly. I'm pretty much just an average josephine with a severely introverted psyche and a 22/7 desire to be a recluse. (Those other two hours are spent in social situations where I spend nearly the entire time wishing I were elsewhere.) I'm actually very talkative and into people in general, however, the atmospheric requirements needed to bring me out of my shell are often not met. Thus, I wile my time away online and, of course, doing my other favorite thing: reading. No book is safe from my midnight appetite for a good plot.

I'm a paradoxal person at best, and at worst utterly confusing, but I try not to let that stop me. Since this is beginning to sound like a personals ad, I'd better make it known that I'm a cancer, am prone to creative stirrings, and like to travel.

I believe music is one of the most important forms of expression in the world, and my affinity for harmonies often helps dicatate my musical preference, though my taste as a whole is quite eclectic. That said, I think Eminem is one of the greatest misunderstood geniuses of our time. Now, before you ask: I am a woman, a Christian, and am by no means homophobic. For that matter, I don't believe Eminem is (homophobic), either.

Things I like: Napster, Earl Grey tea, Dublin, Irish Cider, the slightly too recycled smell of an airport, Starbucks (pick your poison), Armistead Maupin ("Tales of the City"), the color of India Ink, NSync slash fiction, everything Jane Austen, the city of Bath, and Stonehenge because it's enigmatic and even more mystical in person.

Things that bug me shitless: people who're more plastic than the LEGOs I played with as a kid; those who view themselves as judge, jury, and executioner; folks who don't respect what they don't understand; the color pink, and airline food.

Contact me; we'll contemplate the universe and make fun of JC's campy fashion sense.

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