Secks Wax

July 17, 2002

Guess who's back in the MF house with a fat D for your MF mouth....that's a song ya know. I edited out the bad words because there could be kids reading...but realistically any kid who hasn't already heard that song is a huge O loser! Of course it is a rather old rap song and I don't really remember who the hell sings it. Oh well the basic idea of the sentence remains...I'm Baaack!

August 1, 2001

Hey pweeple! Sorry it has been so long since I wrote anything but lately I have been busier than a one legged man in a butt kickin contest. New Wax is up!! And I got an awesome little diddly from the new Movie Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Enjoy!
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July 17, 2001
Good news fellow waxers. I found Human Season 2 and 3 last night while searching through the dusty closet for pics and stuff. As soon as I get it typed up you all can truely see how sick and demented I was in high school. After reading them last night even I thought I needed help.

July 13, 2001
This week it is all about the woman. In particularly one woman...oddly enough I didn't mention much about today being Friday the 13th because...well read on and you will see how a perfectly good Wax gets ruined by ones "significant" other. This is true daytime drama people! Dont waste it!

July 6, 2001
Well yet another Wax is up. Maybe a little more controversial than the previous cake walk about Wal Mart. This one discusses Reunions and smoking in my ever so polite way.

June 29, 2001
The First live wax is up and churning. It isn't as good as I might have wanted it to be but for the true fans of The Wax it is sufficient enough to hold them over till I can get really warmed up. Enjoy the softness while you can because it does get hard.
Just wanted to add that there will be a new Secks-Ku to kinda go along with every episode of The Wax.

June 27, 2001Well looks like I am 20 bucks in the hole! I hope you accept personal checks *eg* The bad news is I dont have the time to sit and write out anything as I am leaving work in about 30 minutes but I will add a juicy little horror story I wrote back in high school called "Human Season". Be gentle it was my first attempt at a cheesy horror story...it did however win 2nd place in a Short Story contest.