Original from www.pinakamaganda.com / www.gwapo.com adapted by http://animoni.freehosting.net e-mail: shamelle@praning.com =============================================================================== FROM: -== ISMAEL ==- Originally posted by sherlene women's rules for BJ 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. yeah...yeah... yeah... PREFERABLY but not REQUIRED !!! 2. Extension to rule #1- so if you get one, be grateful. but if we do get MANY... what should we do??? 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to come on someone's face. damn... how could have they missed to include that one in the SOP !!! 4. Extension to rule #3- No, I DON'T have to swallow. but why SPIT when you can SWALLOW ??? 5. My ears are not handles. but wouldn't it be painful if we'll be clinging our fingers to your nose??? 6. Extension to rule #5- do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your d*ck? okay... but ope that "PULL" thing would be fine... 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. but you have just said we must be grateful... isn't it fine to celebrate it with a... BIG BANG OF SALUTE !!! 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week"- get it through your head- I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. haven't you read the men's rule about sex... it is written in article 69... "RED LETTER DAY is considered as a HOLIDAY OF OBLIGATION !!! " 9. Extension to #8- "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls-if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. haven't seen a ball that was colored blue... have you??? 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked" it for you. okay... okay... okay... so could we just get back to business... time is GOLD ya know... 11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future. oh well... then do better than that next time so we don't have to turn to our game console and find it more interesting... 12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude. but... but... but... im a HISTORIAN !!! 13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about the protein content. but... but... but... IT'S GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH !!! 14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV. okay... but spare me the time of watching those stupid telenovelas okay !!! 15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow jobs often enough, keep our mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either sympathize or brag. why... can't i advocate you... 16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning". now who's being so UNGRATEFUL !!!