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keep it in your pants Not Every Country in Northern Europe Has Satanic Black Metal Civil Wars Going On (You Don't Have to be Crazy to Have a Metal Band Here But It Helps) Where in the FUCK is the Netherlands? Ass Husband COMPUTERS = GAY BALLS This Chipped Tooth Means I Know The Streets. Yeah You're With a Hot Girl -- Every Stripper Loves a Paycheck. I'm Saving Money To Ge Married (But I Can Put Every Woman In Cambodia on my MasterCard) You're The Reason I'm White I Can Buy a Plane Ticket, Too (Fuck Your Native-Print Man Dress) Yeah, but at Least I'll Spend Money (Nobody Likes a Canadian Tourist) We Do Well At the Olympics (Ode to Aussies) The Only Thing Following Me Home Is My Paycheck and Maybe the Clap This Country Makes Me Happy I'm Not Poor 50,000,000 Koreans Agree on Everything Did You Think I Wanted to Talk? No, You Should Listen Faster You're Welcome (For Making Your Country Rich) (should be sung to "This Land Is Your Land) Yeah, I Can Use Chopsticks, I Don't Eat The Same Goddamned Kind of Food Every Goddamned Day Don't Make Me Muslim You I'm Just Here For Your Money (But I'll Take Your Daughters, Too) Eat All The Dog You Want, You Still Get Soju Dick Eye Surgery Doesn't Make You Look More Western, It Just Makes You Look Surprised Let's Drop the Innocent Act and Angry Fuck Anything You Can Do (Japan Can Do Better) Last Night, A Canadian Saved My LIfe (He's Reminded Me Three Times Already) Nobody Likes A Schoolmarm (Fuck You Canada) Kimchi Stomach You're The Only Asian Woman Who Looks Older Than Her Age Fuck You, Fuckface, I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR FACE! Even Bangkok In August Is Less of a Shithole than Indiana I Usually Get Paid To Speak English (Take Off Your Panties) Now I Know Why Black People Don't Like You Your Greatest King Forgot To Build an Army, Even Though Japan and China Had Burned Your Country to the Ground Three Times Already You're Such Hot Shit, You Go Defend the DMZ You're Not Fat, You're Just an Asian Girl With Tits You All Dress Like Fags You Were a Loser Back Home, But This Is the Minor Leagues Why Yes, I DO English Well Because Iraq Was Cheaper In America, Everybody Has a Gun Of Course I've Been Shot, I'm an American Because You Act Like the Goddamned King Himself When You're Treated Like a Human (Keep on Bowing) Don't Blame Me, I Voted for R.J.Reynolds You Came, So Let Me Sleep It's Not Cheating If It's In Another Country If You Didn't Want Me to Fuck Your Wife, You Should Have Come Home Before 2a.m. Yeah, But When They're In Charge, the Chinese Will Bomb You (More) Most Americans Don't Like Each Other, Either All These Whores Had to Come From Someplace You Look Hot Dressed as a Prostitute My Other Job Pays Me More Than Your Rich Dad Makes Yes I Ate at Domino's Yesterday; You Went To Thailand to Dance to English DJs, so Fuck Off White-Man Virgin (Ride the White Horse) (a song for 50% of ESL students) Master a Foreign Tongue Multiple-Entry Visa When My Career Is In The Toilet I'll Fall Off A Horse And Break My Neck And Do A Couple Of Guest Appearances On "Smallville" And DIE So People Will Feel Sorry For Me What Has Marrying That Lame Ass Superman Done For Me Lately? Treading The Fine Line Between Bravery And Stupidity On The Social Ramifications Of Truck Size To Penis Size Ratios The Joke That Would Not Die (Murdoch's Back And Boy Is He Pissed) This Joke Better Make Up For The Gaping Empty Hole In My Soul You Are Not A Horse Get Your Own Arm Global Village My Ass Look Who's Talking God Help Us All People, For The Most Part, Are Greedy Bastards Fat Sorority Girls And The Mothers Who Don't Love Them My Other Toy Has TITS Karen Carpenter Was Fat And So Are You Good Luck With That Face Love At First Beard Wes Hubble On The Top, Jaymz Hetfield On The Bottom I'm Just Like George Bailey Except I Have No Friends And My Family Hates Me Milk Duds Stick To Your Damn Teeth I'm Pretty Sure KISS And Aerosmith Are Fighting For The Prize Of Just About The Worst Thing Ever Croc Savvy Or As Skid Row Would Say... Have You Ever Made Love...To A Hobbit? Speaking Of Kenny Loggins... One Tree O.C. Why Is Stan Lee Still Alive? Yes Sir, I'd Really Like To Pork Your Daughter The Only Thing Missing From Our Metal Band Is A Morbidly Obese Latino Man           With A Braided Gotee And The Word "L.O.C.O." Shaved Into The Back Of His Head The Hee-Haw Rock And Roll Bitch School 2000 IT'S SHAKE 'N' BAKE AND I HELPED! I Accept This Dove Award on Behalf of Roger Martinez I May Be Fat, But You're Roger Martinez, and I Can Lose Weight Fat Girls Need Love, Too I Boofed A Ten Dollar Puerto Rican Hooker And All I Got Was This Lousy Genital Herpes Hott Ladies (Please Stop Shopping at Target) Subaquatic Lawyer Convention Art Museums Make Me Want to Fuck Two Shakes of SATAN'S Tail I'm Finding it Harder Not to Smack Oprah in the Mouth With My Dick This Metal Distorted Turntable Soothes My Adolescent Grudges Tom Waits is 400 Year Old Monkey Willie Nelson Is A Fucking Hilljack For All I Care, Neil Young Can Blow Farm Aid Out His Ass Andrew W.K. Took My Baby Away MVSEVM Robo-Satan From Cyber-Hell Shitty Shitty Bang Bang Jesus Got Me This Touchdown Can We Fix It? (Theme From Bob The Builder) Them Nappy Ass Bitches Was Shitty As Fuck Turn the Crank 2000 Vern Dodson: Chief Chef Sorry About "Attack of the Cool Guys" (Let's Do) The Shamrock Hustle (You Leprechaun Bitch) Love Phones (aka "I Got Dick Problems") "Touch of Class: The Movie": The Song Roger Martinez Owes Us Twenty Dollars Nigel Got a Speeding Ticket The Brian Halford Dixieland Rag It's About Damn Time Theme from "Sk8 Fever" Bangin' Olufsen Hardee's Wizards are Rippin' Crispin Glover Called Me For A Tow Truck Trolls 3 Princess W.K. T.I.T.T.I.E.S. Mannheim Cocksucker REO Speedwagon is Bitches Friends Don't Let Dogs Play Poker Partee Citee 2048 My Wallet's Too Big Stop Talking Shit About My Birthday Cake Love Theme from The Monkey on a Skateboard Movie Less Talk, More Fuck My Popeye Tattoo Looks Like A War Wound! Shag Bark Hickory Woman Kick 'Em In the Nuts No "I" In Grindcore Don't Go Down There! Clarence Fucking Carter Who Died & Made You My Hard Music Authority? Tell Your Fat Ugly Wife To Shut Up White Guys Walk Like This I Only Do What Chore Boy Tells Me To Do Bleaching Your Hair & Faking Stomach Pains Does Not Make You Kurt Cobain What's In The Professor's Lunch Pail? Cold Hard Mustache Mexican Prison Blues It's Dark & DMX Is Hot Party U. It's Hard To Soar Like An Eagle When You Work With...... Devin Rogers 2: Graduation Day of Reckoning Get the Fuck Off My Arm Stop, Rock, and Roll What Is Mult? Fuck the Casbah Nothing Is Funnier Than Farting I Do Like Tater Tots.